Tent jacket

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Because I drink too much and don't even need it.

>>1037956
I'm not a Star Wars background character.

Test

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This thread is a triumph. And is now a photo thread.

>>1037956
Delet this

dude. she is way too fat for european standards.

>>1037956
Do you have any pictures of her feet? If so, do you have any where her feet are covered in a condiment like mayo?

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>>1037956
>Designed in response to the refugee crisis to save lives
I hate it

>>1037956

This is some top tier autistic shit. They're so small, like it was made for midgets and children.

>>1037957
You need to get some stuff off your chest, anon? Sounds like you're carrying a heavy load.

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>>1037956
Yooo what is this bullshit? That doesn't remotely look like a jacket, it just looks like a dude with a sleeping bag slung around him.

>>1038090
It's African engineering brought to you by the nigger gender

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>Well /out/ what is your excuse?

i have transcended beyond tents

>>1038106
I guess the man in that picture ascended eh?

>>1037956
So...
It starts to rain, so turn jacket into tent, get comfy.
Later, still raining, need to shit.
Cant go outside to shit because no jacket.
Shit in tent.
>thats it exactly
Shitjackettent

>>1038106
Well, at least until you're on open ground or above the tree line.

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>>1037956
I just sleep inside my bag

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>Libtard tent jacket costs 350 bucks because they can't set up a tarp
>Cape tarp costs 135 $
That's like 200$ these fucks can't spend on ending western civilization, so I totally approve.

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I already own a poncho, why would I wear that horrbile thing?

No but I do use a poncho tarp from time to time

>>1038106
>>1039587
What's the deal with poncho to tarps. Are they a real thing or a gimmick. Would one stand up to bad weather?

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>>1038106
have fun below treeline not being able to see stars and planets, meanwhile my squad and I are pic related

>>1039622
>What are trekking poles.
I use a tarp where there are no trees...

>>1039623
that's totally cool. but trekking poles don't support hammocks.

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>>1039623
....................i'm talking about the hammock

>>1039638
>>1039652
Ah. Didn't see the hammock in the image. I thought it was just a tarp strung between trees.

>>1037968
Whereabouts?

>>1037956

It's like you've never worn a poncho/bashar, you draft-dodging hippy peacenik.

>>1039740
Lure mountains, South of France.

>>1039622

>Tree line
he can walk ten feet in be in the open, have the stars in the sky and the reflection off the water too. Rather pick his than yours.

>>1037956
get fucked normie

>>1038006
Sorry I've only got a picture where her feet are covered in semen, no mayo.

>>1039622
>Not solo cowboy camping.
>not gonna make it

>>1039619
Seconding this. Someone tell me if I should drop my hard earned Burger bucks on one.

>>1038106
What about mosquitos?

>>1037956
I invented the half shelter!
100 after the Russians issued it to thier military

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelter-half

>>1044011
Over 100 years*

>>1037956
The nice thing about a tent is the connected groundsheet and the fact that it zips up and keeps out mosquitoes.

You might as well just wear a tarp jacket.

>>1037957
Yeah, don't be afraid, it's safe here.

>>1039587
you will get threaded on, don't ya worry, my little angry frog friend

>>1044011
The half shelter seems comfortable, though be small It's has halves to sleep two persons, indeed was a good invention in the 19th century. It's a great choice to be outdoor. I watched this video explain it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACRj5e9S-aw

>>1039622
He's Danish. There's no treeline in Denmark. The highest point is like 170 m.

>not taking the tarp pill

These safespace liberals will never know true roughing it

>>1037992
Just right for American standards though.

>buy new underwear
>look at label
>Size: EURO - L US - M

>>1039035
>designated shitting tent
If there's no floor in the tent you could shit and then pick it up and move a couple yards away.

>>1049296
Euros confirmed manlets. No wonder they needed us to win WWII for them.
MURICA!

>>1041379
Isolationists die.

>>1037956
I'm not a massive twat

>>1049304
>disgusting fat body=manly
Wew lad

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>2017 of the current era
>not owning tent shoes

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>2015+2
>not sleeping on your tarp

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>>1038090
Pretty badly implemented, imo.

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>2017
>still riding a motorcycle that doesn't have tent functionality

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>2017
>still using opaque tents

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>2017
>still wearing clothing made out of fabric

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>1997+20
>he still hasn't transcended BACKpacking

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>the age of skinwalkers
>not wearing the skin of other humans

>2017
>still

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>not crawling into tubes and getting blocked inside by giant mammals

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What is happening here?

>>1049325
um i think all people die
ya turkey

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>>1049325
>Isolationists die.
time to grow up, babby