WTF is this? It pooped up overnight at the edge of my garden

>>1033887
Stinkhorn.

>>1033887
Morrel.

I don't know how are they called but they smell real bad.

>>1033887
that's a giant penis

>>1033902
In naitcher just about everything's a giant pænus anon, if you think about it

>>1033891
No.
>>1033888
Yes.
>>1033893
The smell attracts flies, so they get the fungus spores on them, and spores are spread out by fly travel.

>>1033955
Thanks. This explains what I dug up a few weeks ago. It looked like a mouse foetus

>originate as a gelatinous, spherical, or egg-shaped structure that may be completely or partially buried underground. The peridium, the outer layer of the egg, is white, or purple/red, with two or three layers. The outer layer is thin, membranous, and elastic, while the inner layer is thicker, gelatinous, and continuous.

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53KB, 372x500px

Graboid dick, yank it, see what happens

>>1033902
Well, one of the stinkhorn genera is named Phallus so you aren't wrong.

>>1033887
you got sum gud morals sun

>>1034030
man fuck nature

>>1033887
That is, without a doubt, a mole cock. Don't take the bait.

>>1033902
Looks like an average sized penis to me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_impudicus

>>1035507
kek'd

>>1033887
BENIS;DDDDD

ever been in the woods anon?
just dont eat it, you'll be fine.

it just means your garden is healty and has good soil.