Why isn't anyone swimming across the Atlantic ocean?

>>1031752
I've done it 3 times but I'm not an arrogant cunt so I didn't tell too many people about it.

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>>1031757
Wouldn't your EDC cat food attract sharks?

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>>1031811
Land EDC is different from innawater EDC. Foolish.

>>1031936
Your gross ass newports are gonna get wet boi

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING HUGE &
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING WET

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>>1031752
I would love to, but I have crippling fear of the deep sea

>>1032511
is that a water pickle?

>>1033271
it's a retarded moray eel

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Sharks are misunderstood creatures and have fallen victim to hollywood jew propaganda, meanwhile they're making air breeding asshole circus creatures like dolphins and orcas to be the nice guys.

>>1033284
>t. great white