Survival Undies...

>>1027586

>cameltoe detected

Does anybody wear underwear like this anymore?

Merino underwear you can wear for days but will only last a couple of months.

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I just wear cheep kmart trunks. They're cumpfy as hell, zero chaffing, and they even sell a set organised by days, which is helpful.

>>1027586
I've never had issues with my balls flopping around when running? Is it a common issue?

I do wear boxer-briefs though.

>>1027586
Wait... What? People wear underwear /out/... I just assumed everyone was going commando like me!

>Running
Only when I'm chased.

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>>1027594
you're all shit mate, i wear em bc there cheap for work but they make me sweat like a fucker down there and fall apart at the arse seam after a few weeks

>>1027586

Go to a gay bar, they'll tell you where they get em from

>>1027586
Penis gourd. That's the only real solution.

Underwear are for plebs.

Real survivalists go commando.

Ex Officio mesh briefs. Apex of human engineering skill.

>>1027631
I use to do this all the time,then one day I took a shit when I got home and a bug fell out of my ass. Never again.

>>1027586
>>1027772

https://exofficio.com/mens-underwear/give-n-go-sport-mesh-brief/1241-2461.html?dwvar_1241-2461_color=9995&cgid=mens_underwear&dwvar_1241-2461_size=000095L#start=1

Trust me. I live in TX and am a sweater.

>>1027586
Did you really need to start this thread? There's already a penis gourd thread going. Fucking new fags.

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>>1027707
>mfw this is true

>>1027707
This

>>1027586

I know it's a troll, but:

Please stop

>>1027631
I freeball any time I'm not in or expect to be in a climbing harness.

I made that mistake once. Took months to heal.

>>1027707
>>1029737
>>1029773
Truly enlightened underwear. Regular underwear rubs against the head of your dick, causing keratinization and reducing sensitivity.
The penis gourd, if properly sized, could protect your sensitivity rather than reduce it.

>>1029737
Do you think they ever get into ridiculous internet-style arguments about gourd quality?

>Mine has the biggest curly-cue at the end!
>Giant carrot-type masterrace
>He ties his off with tree-kangaroo ligaments! laughinggirls.jpeg
>Do you accessorize with modern materials such as electrical tape?

>>1027707
This

>>1027586
Comando.

>>1027586
No, that is bad. Forme those will not work at all.

Boxer style is best, never anything from cotton or such shit. I use bamboo fiber boxer style myself.

>>1027586
I use highly absorbent but discrete briefs, otherwise known as goodnites

>>1029849
Gay

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>>1032827
Anon wants to preserve the sensitivity of his penis so he can have greater pleasure while fucking your mom
>Gay
You let your lil flesh gherkin chafe and scrape against whatever happens to be lying around, but what do you care you're gonna get it in the butt later from Chad anyways.
>Somehow not gay?

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>>1032881
Second to none in comfort, maneuverability, protection and A E S T H E T I C S

>>1032881
You cant fuck with a chastity cage on. Faggot

>>1027586
shave your taint and balls and go commando

>>1033098
You know if you wore one of these, your boyfriend would actually feel something when you go in.
>No more awkward "is it in?"
Even you could benefit from the penis gourd, baby gherkin!

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>>1033098
of course, fit is everything. This one might be a little loose, but I'm sure your mom could help you find just the right one.

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Pic related.

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>>1034444
Nice, which kind of little girls are your favorite to wear?

>>1027593
>Merino underwear you can wear for days but will only last a couple of months.
You should never go full merino. 80/20 and similar mixes of merino and nylon/polyester are super strong and last for years.