tips on pooping out inna woods? specifically in the PNW

>>1025613
Take a squat and flex your turd cutter

If you have any more issues please let us know

>dig 6-8" hole
>shit in hole
>refill hole
what's complicated about this?

>>1025613

Where at in PNW? If in WA, just find a well flowing river and squat until your asshole is submerged, now take a refreshing dump. Best of all, it cleans you at the same time, so no need to wipe.

poop in a stream

>>1025633
Don't forget to dry it and burn it as eco friendly and free insect repellent

Dip your ass in the river while you shit.
If no river, shit on the trail because usually people wont continue if they know some weirdo who shits on trails is up ahead, and you won't have to talk to them.

>>1025613
Ask Poojeet

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>>1025738
>burying your shit is hippy ecoextremism

>>1027867
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>>1027899
Not burying your shit is degenerate snowflake selfishness

>>1025916
If you shit in water sources I hope someone kills you out there. People drink from rivers when they're out, and you're shitting in them. Fucking kill yourself

If I see a motherfucker shit in a water source I will stalk them and cave their fucking head in at night.

>>1028614
Wow dude. You're so hard core. I wish I could be as badass and hardcore as you

>>1029483
Fuck with me nigga.

>>1029518
Go virtue signal on Reddit.

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>>1028396
>not filtering river water
>implying fish and other animals dont shit in the river
I hope this is bait,

took a big one in the woods the other day, anyone know of any good leaves for the occasion? texture is the most important variable

>dig a hole
>sit flat on the ground
>poop

If I don't feel comfortable sitting on the ground, I find a log to hang my ass over on and shit. I hate squatting because it makes me pee when I push the poop out and I don't like pulling my pants all the way down and end up peeing on my pants.

Yeah, if you're pushing really hard and nothing is coming out you have to wait a couple of hours and try again.

Also think happy thoughts or my mom says you will get grumpy dumpies.

>>1029771
Big surprise that humans are good disease vectors for things that make humans sick. I'd rather drink filtered water with fish poop than human poop.

>>1032090
Depends on what is available locally. Best tp is snow.