What kind of equipment would I need to go on a walk?

legs and leg accessories

>>1024039
Do you want to walk for a while or be arrested ten minutes into the walk?

>>1024045
why would I be arrested?

>>1024039
How about some specifics about your walk you dumbass? length? weather? envirnoment?

>>1024050
You could go on a walk naked

That's the budget ultralight option

>>1024051
just general walking. not too cold not too hot preferably on a level surface.

>>1024055
Bring a water bottle. That's all.

>>1024055
Okay but are we talking on a path? in the woods? on a trail? Get a nice waterbottle, maybe a walking stick if you prefer and some hiking boots that you can find the best reviews for in your price range. Accesories include a bandana sun glasses, maybe some chapstick. For weather or rain find a nice windbreaker. A light outer shell will do you well for most weather.

>>1024059
what do I do if I need to go poop?

>>1024061
maybe in the woods maybe on a sidewalk. id like to be prepared for both.

>>1024063
Plan your route along a river or stream!

>>1024063
here's an app that lists millions of innawoods bathrooms:
>https://www.geocaching.com/play/mobile

>>1024076
kek

>>1024039
This is a perfect example of the much of the bullshit here, which has only increased since the merge with /soc/
Good meta thread OP

>>1024076
quality post

>>1024069
I thought shitting/pissing into a stream was a general no-no?

>>1024063

SHit yourself and eat it

>leave no trace

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>>1024482
Hello, newfriend. I can tell you're from around these parts.

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>>1024112
>the merge with /soc/

still falling for April fool's 57 days later

take some money with you.

>>1024061
Stop feeding the troll you mouth breathing shit dick.

>>1024039
Stand. Left foot, right foot, repeat.

>>1024063
You can't poop in the morning and get on with your day?

>>1024039

man I'd suggest some shoes but you can probably do without if you want to save a few bucks

>>1024039
Alright, you've come to the right place. The world of walking paraphernalia
is a vast one but /out/ can make it a simple one. To begin, a pair of shoes is a must have. You will also need 50 feet of pachord, 3 kg of sugar, a small bag of semi non-toxic beans, a wrist watch, 3 keppas stolen for rabbis and a hiking stick. Happy walking fellow outdoorsman.

>>1024977
An a mora.

now for some non meme content:

how important is wearing blaze orange in the woods? im not a hunter but i camp and wander in national forests where some game is open season year round.

same question for hunters as well pls

>>1026316
Just wear a hat with antlers attached so that there is extra height to your person. I've found it very helpful to standing out in the woods.

>>1026312
You mean an opinel