I'm a repentant cairn balancer. I now make chairs. Are you happy, /out/?
>>1018957
Needs a cup holder.
>>1018957
wheres the cup holder? fucking cheap shit
>>1018957
>No cup holder
>>1018957
>no cupholder
>no foot rest
>not directly facing fire pit
>not compactable (???)
>stone is an exclusive geographical feature, check your privilege
nah m8
>>1018957
>seeking attention on an anonymous image board
moving geographical features to make a bloody stupid chair - hate
balancing rocks and shit in "PRETTY" towers and shapes - disdain
taking a rock hammer into the side of a solid granite wall, carving out a cave, benches, chairs, log cubby holes, Beverage holders, and a chimney to prevent burning down the local area in dry weather - MANLY
Submitted for the approval of the /out/ist society. I call this thread: The Tale of the Lonely Cairn Kicker
>>1018957
i like it
>>1018957
>making that shit from what look like firepit rocks
>no ottoman
>no reading lamp
looks like schist
were you fucking stoned?
>jk looks gneiss
>good for when you're feeling sedimentary
>what's ur paypal so i can make a deposit
>seriously you rock
>shale I take a seat?
>no, 'slate, I should go to bed
>stick sandstones will break my bones
>but approval from a message board will fill the void in me
>just pumice me one thing
you keep this dumb bullshit off one of the only decent boards on here.
Apologies for any harshness, been hitting the bourbon a bit.
>guess how I drink it
Neat, you fuckwit, unlike this post.
>>>/out/ of your backyard and do something that doesn't make me think of 'tismo cavemen occupying themselves before the advent of fidget spinners.
>>1018957
what part of "leave no trace" are you having trouble with?
>>1019248
This post was a ride from start to finish
>>1019248
10/10 drunk post
>>1019311
>leave it better than you find it
job done, anon.
>>1019071
>despising anons that deliver OC
Fuck you cunt
>>1019248
Made my day anon
>>1019248
Beautiful. Thank you anon
>>1019208
Love are you afraid of the dark. Nostalgia hit hard homie.
>>1019079
>rock hammer
>granite wall
lol. I bet you don't even know why this wouldn't work.
>>1019248
I work at a quarry and we like making absolutely awful puns. Your post pleases me.
>>1019248
>>1019248
>>1019248
You deserve many an internet, oh glorious Anon.
>>1019248
>How will OP ever recover
>>1019079
Mfw i am litterally doing this next year in limestone.
Not some tryhard faggot either. Been a miner fir years