Ever gone train hopping?

Only when I was like 14

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>>1018049
Story?

>>1018010
once, back when I was 17, a friend and I just used it to get across town
Hopped off a block from his house and had a good laugh

>>1018010
Yes, it's where I drank urine for the first time.

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>>1019016
STORY. NOW.

>>1019019
>>1018974
>implying train hopping is even that interesting

>>1019021
It is when somebody drank urine.

>>1019025
Are u the degenerate who pisses on sticks and then chews them

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>>1019019
>train hop
>somebody else in the car
>hobo but a nice one
>has a fuck ton of alcohol and he decides to share some with me
>we drink all the way into the night sharing stories
>drinking starting to make me want to piss
>"oh shit there are no toilets in here"
>we have a bunch of empty bottles and a couple of my empty nalgenes
>decide to piss in those and dispose of them when the train stops tommorow
>urine as clear as water
>could literally bottle it and sell it
>go to sleep with new hobo buddy
>too wasted to smell him anyway

Fast foward to morning after

>wake up
>parched ass fuck because of yesterday nights drinking
>mouth is like a second nevada desert
>looking for water half dazed
>spot a couple of nalgenes containing a clear liquid
>"thank christ"
>drink nearly a quarter liter
>water tastes funny kind of salty and acidic
>take another swig to pin point the taste
>remember last night
>bear_grylls.jpeg
>nearly puke and lose last bit of self respect I had

>>1019105
Byoutiful. What did you hobo buddy say when he found out about that? Assuming you told him of course.

>>1019122
He was still asleep at the time. I never told a soul.

>>1018010
I want to but I can never find decent train cars by me

>>1019105
>sleep with new hobo buddy
>parched ass fuck

no but i want to. dave was really an inspiration to me though, as a fellow britfag. just shows me the "you cant do that in the uk" excuse isnt valid. and i need to go to fucking canada. get shit done.

>>1018010
no, i have a dog and i worry that it would be dangerous for her.

>>1018013
>Whole forum dedicated to this
Like everything on this board

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>>1019828
kek

>>1019841
Well fucking get yer ass over here because I need someone to come with me. Gonna be going solo (unless I find someone else) AND first time freight hopping in a couple weeks probably.

Who has some useful advice for a newbie like me? Other than "don't get caught or die"?

>>1021726
Ask about this shit in the homeless thread for one.

>>1021745
Oh, thanks dickhead.

>>1021851
Youre welcome faggot