Weird Things you do outside

>>1013772

I usually stalk and people watch. I stopped after I watched some autistic person stab all these trees he came across.

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>>1013774
Topkek

>>1013774

Kek.
/thread.

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I push rocks

>>1013810
trundlers are fucking scum.

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>>1013827
waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

>>1013828
i can't wait for you to slip and follow ones of those rocks into the river. i hope they never find your body.

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>>1013829
wwwwaaaaahhh waahhhh

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I want to fucking do that though it's likely illegal.

>>1013772
I like to make massive ornate paintings on rock faces with my shit. Usually right next to a waterfall to frame it in nicely.

I like to do this thing where I stack a bunch of small rocks on top of each other to make these little tower things.

They're really cool

I like to stalk people then stab them. I then stack them on top of each other near waterfalls. When that is done I draw a picture on a rock and push it on top of the people tower.

>>1013772
I like to shoot random animals. I call it in to the rangers and say that it was sick or injured, and those dumb fuckers buy it every time. I've been working my way up to trying it with a human, but I always end up getting voices in my head telling me a bunch of conflicting things.
Also I burn peoples tents with them inside, but no harm done!

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When we moose hunt it's tradition to put the severed head inside the new guys sleeping bag. What's really funny is when they don't even notice.

I like to spend as much time naked as possible once I'm out far enough that I'm unlikely to run into any other people.

Nothing like setting up camp, cooking, hiking around, and just generally being outside completely naked but for my boots.

Sometimes I even bring my bunny tail butt plug, a short skirt, and pasties and pretend to be a forest / desert femboy nymph slut.

>>1013772
I braid flexible branches of trees like river willow. I use a knife to remove bark where the branches touch to encourage them to graft together. I keep an eye on them for several years. Some of the interesting ones I eventually cut and carve. Most I just leave out there growing twisted and intertwined.

>>1013772
>I have a slight addiction to stabbing every tree I see.

I do a similar thing. I have two rows of pine trees that are planted 50 foot off the creek, I cleared all the branches in the middle, built a small shelter and have a beautiful little hidden clearing in the middle of dense trees. a few years back there was a thread about all the sc/out/s who have died while /out/ and someone suggested a memorial be built for them. I commented on my spot and push come to shove it was decided to bury a knife in a tree for every dead sc/out/. As time went on I lost track of the dead sc/out/s, but the tradition stands. Every time someone close to me passes I go out there and put a knife in a tree. Once a year in December I go out there, build a fire, and drink with them.

When I die I want to be buried there.

>>1015783
that's kind of beautiful
pics?

>>1015803

Sorry man, I don't mind taking about it, but some things are sacred and shouldn't be posted online.

>>1013856
>Not lighting the people tower and the rock on fire
What are you, some kind of greenhorn?

>>1015821
would you ever show anyone in person?

>>1015939

No, people have the whole world to look at, this place is mine.

>>1013834
what do you want?

>>1013864
if you live in a cabin on the middle of the woods then you're complete


you fucking asshole

>>1015573
I hope >>1013864 shoots you

>>1015951
I will find that place and make it Mine

>>1013828
Seems fun and maybe the Rock would have fallen by itself in the next decade.

>>1013882

Dude how is that even funny? If you're out hunting, then obviously you can deal with the gore aspect. I'd just be pissed that you got moose blood all over the inside of my sack and now it stinks and is sticky.

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I pooh in bodies of water, I jerk off amongst the leaves in broad daylight, I piss out of my hammock onto the ground, I rarely wait for the coals to die/cool off before I pack out, I smoke ciggies all day and just inject the spent butts into the soil with a stick, I drink and sometimes just bury the cans/bottles, I cut down living trees to carve them into clubs and walking sticks, I light fireworks in the woods, and one summer day about 15 years ago I went just into a neighbor's property and girdled this tree with a machete that I stole from the same neighbor. Just to see what would happen. Nigger fucking died within a few weeks and, much to my surprise, I refound it recently and it's still standing. Pic related.

I guess I'm a bit of a shitcunt.

>>1013772
Mastrubate. And just pray to god nobody taped it afterwards.

>>1013828
what if some guy was standing over there?
You done goofed son

>>1015573
nice

>>1015573
Was getting buttfucked part of your plan? Cuz that's what happens to ripe boipussy when you flaunt it to the wind like that.

i used to get a nice stick/branch and have it like a katana, then 'slice' branches that stick out while walking up the trail home. i mainly just picked up the branch to clear spider webs and off chance a snake was on path to make noise while walking
also once I was walking up doing that and also ninja kicking branches and then didn't notice 2 people were ahead in the trail path. also was smoking a joint a minute before hand while walking up it

also imagine I'm being followed, or that I'm stalking someone and try to hike as quick as I can through the forest without making any noise from stepping on foilage and stuff through the walking path

I pee on sticks, then chew on them

pls dont judge me

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>>1016250
I don't quite understand. Pls eleborate.

>>1016252
what you dont understand? I pee on sticks, and when Im done with that, I put them in my mouth and start chewing on them
this started when I was 6

>>1015579
Neat

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>>1016264
big sticks, small sticks, green sticks, dry old sticks, dirty sticks on the ground, fresh sticks you just broke off a branch, tasty sticks like cedar and silver birch or just any stick?

>>1016280
i prefer fresh sticks

dont know why i do this, but i cant stop

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>>1016284
Show me one of the sticks.

>>1016287
im at work right now, and i usually throw them away when im done with them

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>>1016292
Show me a comparable stick.

>>1016295
i will when im at home

>>1015579
Sounds kinda neat. Pics?

>>1016214
Man. You're kind of an asshole. Have you ever considered being less of an asshole?

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>>1013772
>opening up cambium layers to infections in wood you're not even going to use

kill yourself

>>1013772
Bang hookers.

>>1016296
what do you like about it? is it the taste? the chewiness?

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>>1016216
oh well

>>1013772
I poop in geocaches.

I'm pretty young, so me and my friends bet each other to do dumb shit like
>Bet you won't catch a turtle by jumping in the water.
Or
>bet you won't bite that fish's head off

>>1013772
>Questionable
By 4chan standards? I try to see how many bags of other peoples' trash I can carry out with me. So far, not enough.

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I build fires, shit, smoke, eat, and listen to alex jones on empty plots of private land before they start development.

Its not really weird just illegal.

I stalk people.

>>1017021
That must be comfy as fuck. Like sitting by a fire, listening to some podcasts, smoking something, all while the sun is setting.
I would love to do this.

i like to jack off and suck my own dick

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>>1013772
I make art out of animal bones like pic related.

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>>1016250
Man I read your post yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it, I'm fascinated ! So was it a joke or do you really do this ?

>>1015579
Have been interested in thia for years. There is a musem some guy didbthis and died taking his secrets to the grave. Likely grafting and patience.

Got any cool pics?

>>1016214
... ya think!????

>>1016250
..........!

????????

I push the trees that were cut by beavers. Sometimes they are pretty big and require some power. They fall quite nice, thoug

>>1016194
>>1016226

Thanks for the well wishes, but I also carry a gun when I'm /out/.

Some nigger tries to shoot me and they'd better not miss, because it would really really embarrassing to get gunned down by a naked guy with a tail plug.