Nature isn't in my blood, but I'm thinking of getting a transfusion.
What are some good tips in respecting the nature and keeping in general conducting yourself when outdoors?
>>1008234
sex with animals is a good place to start
>>1008234
Don't fucking litter. That candy wrapper will be there for 40 years. No one wants to see that on the trail because you needed a butterfinger and couldn't be bothered to stick the wrapper in your pocket.
>>1008234
>shitting in geocaches
>shitting in rivers
>trail marking with orange peels
>pepper spraying unleashed doges
>pepper spraying their owners
>blinding bears with cllass IV UV lasers
>wearing plague masks
>katana battoning wood
>chopping green trees for a shelter
>making pointless cairns
>kicking pointless cairns
>climbing trees and masterbating into girls hair
>running your generator to watch Dancing With the Stars in your RV
>at full volume
>and not watching it because you're chopping wood at 10:30PM
Generally being the coolest fucker on social media and getting look at me attention because you're a pot smoking idiot.
>>1008234
be friendly enough
dont litter
abide by park rules and LNT policy, it may seem dumb but it's necessary to preserve our wonderful natural spaces.
>>1008234
Bears do in fact shit in the woods.
>>1008240
any tips on gettimg started?
>>1008610
I usually buy em dinner first. Maybe go to a movie.