Dammit burgers, don't hang your fucking stoplights on wires

>>17882818
>fast
>easy
>inexpensive
>works reliably

What's not to like?

Works for me :)

Try and stop us, oh wait you can't

>>17882832
>works reliably
Apart from when they get thrown around or even ripped off by heavy winds.

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>>17882832
Ugly as hell. Pic related, superior Alaskan stoplight.

I also get triggered when burgers use anything other than freeway font for signs on these things

>>17882854
Which almost never happens unless there's so much wind it fucks all kinds of stuff up anyway, and just rehanging them or putting up new one is...

>fast
>easy
>inexpensive
and then it
>works reliably
for years to come

>>17882863
You're a fucking burger too if you're from alaska

To be fair if you had to cover five lanes at a time you'd hang lights from a wire, too.

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>>17882870
Three lanes each way plus two turn lanes. No wires.

>>17882867
We are an oppressed colony of burgerstan and they're actually starting to build these stupid wire lights here

>>17882863
I thought Alaska was full of snow and no humans around.

>>17882997
I believe it has two cities and a road between them. And it has Sarah Palin's house, which sticks so far out of the snow you can see Russia.

>>17883005
This is about right.

As I said, they're starting to build ugly wire lights, but I didn't mention that that's in the face of relatively recent state law that says all new intersections have to be roundabouts unless you have a really good reason

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>vertical traffic lights

Horizontal masterrace. Fuck moving my head up that's too hard.

why do americans put traffic signs on the opposite side of the crossing?

>>17883064
traffic lights*

>>17883064
So you can see them. Most people don't look sideways all the time and/or there is another vehicle blocking the way.

>>17883064
So you can drive all the way up to the stop line and still see the signal

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>>17883005
>you can see Russia

>>17882818
Cables, not wires.

I like it when my municipality can't easily mount traffic cameras to catch my moving violations as I avoid other retards.

>>17883080
You weren't old enough for the 2008 elections? Palin saying she could see Russia from her house was like one of the biggest anti-Palin memes. Everybody old enough to use 4chan knows you can see Russia from Palin's house.

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>>17883080

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>>17883111
either that, or it was so lame he didn't acknowledge it