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>Finally get a somewhat powerful RWD car after only driving FWD shitboxes for my entire adult life
>Go to the grocery store after clocking out of work at about midnight
>Itching to put this thing through its paces
>Pass by a big high school parking lot in the way
>Suddenly overcome by COOL VIBRATIONS
>Pull in the lot
>Throw the bitch in second and gun it
>HOLYSHIT.jpg
>Learn to control the throttle and manage some clean lines around the light poles
>Hoon for about 5 minutes before any cops show up
>Manage to not spin out
>Get shit from store
>Some hipster kid and 2 girls are putting stuff in their crossover
>Slide a bit when leaving the parking lot
>Kid jumped a bit
>Head home and enjoy my taquitos for dinner
What kind of dickhead shit have you done, /o/?
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>>17868715
Well when I got my first semi-powerful RWD car I cornered really hard into a suburban neighborhood and a white dad who ironically looked like vin diesel chased me to the gas station where he threatened to beat my ass and light my car on fire if I ever schreeched my tires near his house again
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>>17868715
When i got muh first v8 and a flomaster I'd always rev a lot and burnout in my school parking lot with some friends, also tried doing donuts in a guys CHEBY VEY AYTE
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>tfw too retarded to understand fuel injection and ignition
>tfw can only work on carb cars and distros
who else here /fucking retarded/?
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>>17868766
I did my first oil change on my TJ at 9 pm after I had gotten off work painting all day, so not thinking I started pouring 6 quarts of oil down into it without ever putting the drain plug back in, that was a fun night.
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>>17868729
lmao, just make a motion that you're carrying and he'll fuck off
Unless you're a noguns yuropoor
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>>17868766
>sensor on the flywheel checks the point without teeths
>computer is programmed to know from that point where the cylinder TDC is
>computer sends power to the fuel injector solenoids in those moments
Its not magic anon. Cars dont work by magic. Even ultra modern assisted hybrid sports cars have logical reasons how they work.
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>>17868782
And what motion is that?
He pulled up next to me and I wasn't even out of my car yet
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>>17868918
>Cars dont work by magic.
Heresy
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>tfw you finally get a gdl in nj after failing the written test at 19
better late than never
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>>17868715
>finally get my first shitbox
>dad sold it to me for $15
>fuk year
>also fuck life
>imma drive this shit 2000mi and make a new life
>tires are bald
>it rains
>slam the rear into the concrete divider
>spare tire hasn't been updated in 30 years, full of cracks
>try to get good tire put on non-bent wheel
>all my shit is getting wet
>fug why me
>finally make it
>get out
And there are these guys drinking on their porch
>HA HA HA HA HA HA
>BUDDY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>HA HA HA HA HA
best decision of my life
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>drive shitbox e30
>pretend I'm a rally driver
>skid at least daily
It will drift if I just give it has in first making a right turn
Fuck this car is so much fun
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