HELP!

pour concrete in the gas tank

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>>17854445
Ur fukt

>>17854445
christ, is that brake rotor made of sandpaper or is it just extremely worn
also I'm no expert but it looks like the suspension is fucked too
I don't suppose you have a few thousand to spare fixing that

>>17854455
>brake rotor
lmao, that's a fucking drum brake anon

Do they sell 50 gallon drums of bondo where you are?

>>17854455
Thats the backing plate/dust shield

>>17854466
Bondo? What will that do? Isn't that for like little dents?

>>17854445
>crashing
kys.

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Guys seriously i need help. I'm at my friends house freaking out right now the truck is at a Vons parking lot right now what do i do!?

>>17854445
Hate to tell you anon but you fucked up.
Let this be a lesson to:
1: not go past your limits as a driver
2:not use someone else's vehicle as a hoonmobile
3: that peer pressure is an awful thing

Sad thing is, this may actually not be bait.

>>17854445
Just kill yourself, its the only solution.

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>>17854521
I'll be completely honest, incase this is somehow not bait.

There is no way. The bed will have to be replaced as the damage is quite massive. It could be popped out, bondoed and repainted and look alright, but it would never be as it should be

The entire rear suspension on that side is ruined, and the brakes on both sides would need a complete overhaul

The wheel is also completely ruined and not salvageable

The rear-part of the drivetrain may also have suffered some damage, and with shit luck you'll also have bent or cracked the frame

Its not fixable in a short amount of time, and not without tons of new parts and a well-equipped workshop

What kind of a truck is it?

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>>17854481
A tub of bondo can fix the body, but the suspension needs new parts. Start making phone calls.

>>17854445
If OP is not faking it, then your fucked. Unless you have a ton of cash

You need at least:
>Brakes pads, rotors, calipers
>Complete Rear Suspension
>New Truck Bed + New Paint
>New wheel + 2 tires and all rotations
>Tail light
>Frame damage?

If your are that easily peered pressured, you shouldn't be driving. Especially a Ram.

you're fucked kid

>>17854445

>>17854445
That amount of damage is going to require quite an amount of money to repair and you are most likely fucked.

>>17854558
It's a 2000 something Dodge Ram, idk its my dad's he lets me drive it with permission but this weekend he left for some work shit out of town, and I borrowed the truck and was smoking with my friends in the nearby mountain road when we were near the end they told me that i should drift and i put on the foot brake and i spun into a cliffside. How much money do you think it'll cost me? Is it more than$1,000?

>>17854599
If you fix it yourself, no
If a shop does it for you your looking at probably $3000
Better pucker your asshole anon

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>image is dated September 8th

OP did anyone see you do it? is there a possibility there are severance cameras in the parking lot you drifted in?

if the answer to both of these is no, a false police report and insurance fraud is your only hope.

break the back window of your house and ransack the place, remove some of the valuables from the house like your moms jewelry, and small electronics, toss the keys down a storm drain.
then say you were broken into and the truck was stolen, if you do it right you are in the clear but if you do it wrong you are looking at 2-3 years for fraud but assuming you are white will most likely just get probation / community service.

>>17854613
Implying he hasn't fixed it yet and was fucking around 2 days prior to now

>>17854564
I don't think that truck will ever need pads rotors or calipers desu

>>17854612
>only $3000
Funny joke

>>17854599
>smoking
>pressured into drifting
>crashed dads truck when he entrusted you with it
>trying to hide this mistake instead of accepting it

If this isn't a well fabricated troll/bait thread, you are an idiot OP, probably a typical shithead child who thinks that they are hot shit because they get to drive a fancy truck and wants to impress their friends by drifting. Tell you father and get a job if you don't already have one you useless little shit and pay for the damages.

>>17854629
Why not?
The drum is just for the parking brake, retard. You can see the caliper in the first picture.

You mind as well arrange your funeral now because your getting an asswhopping when your pops gets home

Better go and leave town, OP.

>>17854658
Well I'm retarted and he's even more fucked then I thought

>>17854599
If this isn't bait you're probably better off selling it for scrap and buying a replacement truck. Just make sure to write down the miles.

>>17854707
Sorry I didn't mean to be mean to you.
But yeah he's super fucked because he destroyed his entire hub assembly

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Since this is an older truck there's a decent chance you totalled it. Just start preparing to face the consequences so you aren't so scared when the time comes.

You're fucked.

My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Just push it off a cliff my man, this thing is fucked beyond saving.

>>17854632
I'm saying to get it to atleast be drive able so when it breaks your old man will think it's just the truck shitting out

>>17854445
Shit son, now me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried.

>>17854560
this
holy kek OP will be floating within a few ours
F

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>>17854781

>>17854780
This is what I'm looking for guys, what can I do to do this? Make it look like the truck gave out on it's own? Any tips.?

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>>17854560

op i would like you to go thru a thought experiment for me.

imagine you work 40+ hours a week and your biggest assets are your house and your car. now you leave town for a weekend and let your son use your car. he GETS FUCKED UP and crashes it while being stupid.

would you like your son to tell you the truth, or die on the highway when the damaged frame snaps

>>17854445
Assuming you didn't bend the frame, that can be fixed for a couple hundred bucks. Pull-A-Part for a rear end $130, for the bed $210. Shoot it at Econo for $200, and you're in business.

Do the work yourself, and your old man will make money off of this, because that will probably book out at $2500 or more. Assuming a $500 deductible, he's going to put $1500 in his pocket.

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>>17854840
are you literally retarded?

Just tell him that you fucked up. He will be much happier that you fessed up instead of trying to hide it

Offer to pay for it.

>>17854876
This is the only correct answer

>>17854876
Adding to this,
Just hit him with some BS that you were going to a friends house and some maniac almost hit you and you had to take evasive action or some shit and they kept going.

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>>17854876
Do this then go to a fucking junkyard and get replacement parts for your truck

>>17854892
no, youre a fucking pussy

>>17854876
>Offer to pay for it.
It would be cheaper just to get another truck. Then part out the wreck.

>>17854892
He'll be super angry with me guys. And i can't do the work myself i don't even know how to change a car battery. I really can't just make it look good enough like that it breaks down when he's driving it and he thinks it was him, or the truck is just defective?

>>17854910
Kys, dumb subhuman.

>>17854910
Well maybe you should fucking learn, brainlet. Tell him you fucked up, and tell him that you'll do whatever you can to make it better. Ram parts are fucking everywhere. You just need a new rear axle and subframe. The bed can wait.

>>17854910
if i was this stupid id probably kill myself
if i was this good at baiting id make a career out of it

>>17854910
>fix it
There is no way that can be fixed with very little money in about a days time. Suck it up and take it like a man. Let this be a lesson to you. What is the worst he's gonna do? Yell at you? Make you get a job to pay for it?

Come on now anon. This is an experience for you to grow and be a better person

>>17854910
Time to cook up an airtight story. You'll need a scapegoat.

>>17854910
The truck is probably totaled. Tell him what you did, like a real man, and don't try to hide it from him like some degenerate shithead.

>>17854940
>but dad didn't you see them?
Who?
>the 5 black guys who did this

>>17854910
look man when 4chan of all places is telling you to do the right thing, that's a pretty strong hint that you should start reevaluating your life.

>>17854938
>Come on now anon. This is an experience for you to grow and be a better person
You're forgetting OPs age. The typical person of his age group isnt familiar with the concept of personal responsibility
>>17854957
holy shit this lmao

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>>17854445
Just lie. Say something ran in front of the truck and you had to swerve, you lost control. Something like that.

>>17854967
OP sounds like the kind of kid who does this type of shit regularly. The dad will probably see right through it.

>>17854967
OP doesnt strike me as the kind of guy with the mental aptitude required to lie about something like this and make it convincing

>>17854964
I mean im pretty young (sub 21) but if OP is older he should seriously reconsider what his priorities and responsibilities are.

By the age of 18, everyone should understand that they have responsibilities now. If they dont realize it, they deserve to get scolded tbqh

>>17854967
this could work , but if he ever finds out other wise, your relationship with your father is fucked and it'll be a headache, it's best to tell the truth now and offer to pay it back because
>A it will make him think he's raised a responsible son who can own up to his mistakes and not a retard like we all know you are
B. he won't be as mad

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>>17854445
could claim hit and run...

>>17854967
>>17854983
Yeah, his dad will likely respect a liar less than a fuck-up.

>>17854982
I mean im only 22 myself but I live on my own and away from home, paying bills and shit

op
its an 08+ ram. should be able to find a bed in a junkyard.
here is the cheapest full beds i can find.
p/n 1G1703 at weller auto parts in grand rapids michigan. find some near you at car - part dotcom
assuming its a 4 door shortbed.
as far as driveable, just buy a new hub. it might dog-leg a bit but it isnt obvious. and you and a few buddies can swap the bed if you arent spergs.
the cheapest taillinght on the same site is 20 bucks, expect to pay 50. get a hub off of amazon or pay $900+ for a complete rear assy, hope you arent stupid enough to buy the wrong gears if its a 4x4 truck. you are easily looking at $2k if you can find all the parts near you, in parts cost alone. prolly 15 hours of labor to install it not including paint. goodluck anon.

>>17854983
>>17854876
These are the only correct answers OP. Fess up and be a man. Your father will be even more pissed if you lie and/or try to hide it

>>17854981
I rolled my first car at 130mph and I've been lying about having to swerve to avoid a truck for 3 years now.
I've started to believe it.

>>17854998
there simply isnt enough time to acquire and install all of these parts. If op works through the night with friends he could have it done, but thats assuming he can find the parts and knows what the fuck he's doing

>>17855007
Thats a little concerning, but at least in that case it was your own car

>>17855013
yeah, op would be a lot better off if he fucked the front clip of daddies camry. maybe if he lives in a bigger town and can find someone to help him overnight. other than that your fucked fess up bud.

>>17854445
Ahaha, better get some tools kiddo, youre gonna have to fix it or pay for it.

Lower control arm, hub assembly, tail light,rear brakes, new wheel and tire, and an alignment. bout a 700 bucks, oh and your gonna have to bang that body panel out and clean that up.

whoops

>>17854599
How the fuck are you alive?

>>17854859
This anon has it close. You have one day to hit up your local junkyard, hope to God they've got a truck that you can pull all the necessary parts you need, then hustle your ass and get it repaired. Better start praying to Beardy 'n Ballcap.

>>17855050
the patron saints of jank would not approve

>>17855035
>rear lower control arm
>murrican pickup
is it really legal to be this fucking stupid?

Say you've lost traction, OP.

>>17855047
The inside of the truck is fine, only the back is really messed up. I didn't even get hurt none of us did.

Also so everyone thinks I should tell the truth? I can't fix it myself it'll be impossible for me to because I don't know how. None of my friends do neither. I'm 19, and i can't pay much for it either. I don't have a job yet my dad gives me an allowance and i managed to save up about $1,000 dollars. I only ever buy food and some weed. All that about changing the bed and rear end seems impossible. Should i lie and tell him the truck was stolen, or should i just tell him i was tboned and that the other car ran away. He doesn't know i smoke, i wasn't even supposed to be using the truck this weekend. He doesn't let me use it if he's out of town so i really really do not want to tell him the truth. He'll never let me drive his cars again. Can't insurance fix it or something? He has full coverage he said before.

>>17855081
Personally, i'd start by giving him every single cent of that $1000 back in order to pay for repairs.

At the very least you need to own up to it. He doesnt necessarily need to know you were smoking. He doesnt need to know that you were fucking around with your friends either, but he needs to know you were driving his truck in a way it wasnt supposed to be driven and you fucked it up. YOU fucked it up.

>>17855073
lying is what is probably gonna save you but if the truck is that old and it has more damage then what is in the picture, the truck would probably be considered totaled but the insurance company.

>>17855081
>im 19
So am I. Fess up m8. Lot less ass tearing if you do. Just say you were with some friends (exclude the smoking crap because then he will tear you a new ass for another reason) and you were retarded and crashed it.

>>17855081
>He has full coverage

Good, just tell the truth. Insurance will total it.

>>17854445
I don't know your burger prices for parts but that aint look that bad. You might need to replace rear axle. This can be easily done in your driveway. Bed damage is nothing serious, can be fixed too but i doubt you can do it yourself.

And yeah, you just tell dad that you fucked up and suck it up. Truck is not totaled or anything, it's fixable but you won't be able to do it yourself right now.

>>17855081
do you really think you're gonna be able to get out of this?
>no job
>can't do the work yourself
>1000 dollars
good luck m8

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>>17854560
Shit this is real.

>>17855081
>I can't fix it myself it'll be impossible for me to because I don't know how. None of my friends do neither.
Maybe you should all stop getting high and read a book.

>>17855081
>can't fix it yourself
>not working
>a fucking pothead
>only 19
>driving your dad's truck when he doesn't let you and totalling it because your equally retarded friends pressured you into trying to Initial D with it
OP, you have two options: tell the truth and accept your punishment like a man or kill yourself

>>17855081
I swear only immature fucks smoke weed. Grow up children

>>17855109
This

>>17855081
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You're fucking retarded for trying to drift your dad's truck without his permission, and it's time to face the consequences. Telling him the truth is your only way not to fuck up your relationship with him. As far as I can tell, you're dumb as rocks but not probably not a piece of shit. Don't be a shitty son.

>>17854445

>leave cell phone at home
>break car window
>leave car on side of road
>report car stolen

Best solution. Your dad gets a new truck and you don't get blamed. Don't be a pussy, OP.

>>17855127
>totalling it
Looks like you totaled your head. Mechanically it's a one day job. Body damage is nothing serious, body shop can fix that easily.

>>17855145
this
not all of us are born smart, but all of us can decide whether or not we want to be deadbeat pieces of shit.
stop smoking weed for a while, tell the truth and get your shit together OP

>>17855081
Here is what I say
>tell the truth (dont tell about smoking n shit)
>stop smoking because that is the reason why you did stupid shit
>Get a job
>fix the truck
>apologize to your father

He will be happy that you fessed up and take some responsibility to get it fixed. Don't be stupid OP. You can easily make the situation worse by lying

>>17855081
>19 years old (probably actually 16 and lying)
>no job
>driving dad's truck
>smoking weed
>trying to drift with parking brake
>doesnt know how to fix this
>still considering lying to dad about what you did to his truck
you're fucking pathetic, you should make up the largest lie possible so he beats your ass even harder when he finds out.

>>17855149
How much is that truck worth though?

>>17855154
This

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>>17854445
Offer to pay for it

If you have some money saved up for something else it would be best to give it to him

A lot of the truck is still salvageable

If your dad lets you drive it in the first place, he probably trusts you enough, to the point where he'd probably not get super super pissed if you did this to it.

Either that, or he doesn't really care about it and probably wants to get another one anyway.

The vehicle is not worth fixing at the moment.

You should probably let him know sooner than later.

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>>17855149
He clearly stated that he doesn't work. $1K isn't enough to fix body damage and busted brakes, and who knows what else he fucked up internally

Also, it likely won't be ready by tomorrow even if he could take it to a body shop. Rather than go out looking for garages that fix cars for cheap, he asked an anonymous imageboard for help on covering his weed-induced fuck-up

>>17855081
>19
>no job
>lives with dad
>dad gives him allowance
>no car
>a druggie
Thanks for that post OP. I'm 19 as well and that was one hell of a confidence booster

>>17855081
see
>>17854957

>>17855154
You are correct.
op won't be able to place himself in dad's boots, but it's obvious seeing 19 yo neet making up stories instead of telling the truth and starting doing shit to make things right will only disappoint him.

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>>17855184
>>17855172
wow. I thought i was the only 19 year old here
As for you OP, fess up

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>19
Doesn't work.

Holy fuck,

>>17855172
>>19 years old (probably actually 16 and lying)

Actually, it's better if OP is 16. You expect stupid shit like that at that age. It's sadder at 19...

>>17855183
>>17855176
You can just fucking replace rear axle with junkyard one. Body damage won't affect driving so it can wait. And i was not implying that he can do this before dad catches him. He has to come clean.

>>17855216
I mean, I'm 19 but I don't have a job.

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Who's the bigger retard: OP or this guy?

You're going to be hung, strung and quartered. Goodbye.

>>17855245
kek
oh shit i made the screencap

>>17854445
does your dad have good insurance? because you just totaled his truck.

>>17855245
Your Pic related is the bigger retard. OP is stupid but that guy lied about job experience

>>17855225
I mean, if the repair costs more than the truck is worth, insurance is going to total it. Which might actually be good news if the dad didn't need the truck or was planning to get a new one.

>>17855241
why?

>>17855289
I got school pretty much all day. Next semester I'm gonna try to slow it down so I can get some time to get a job. This summer I grab an internship tho.

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>>17855302
Fair, stay in school dude.

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>>17855302
I've been a full time student for three years and I have two jobs. One of which is on campus and super chill. Half of the time I get paid to sit around and work on my homework. Strongly recommend campus work.

>>17855316
I was gonna try to get a job for my schools cab service, but I got fucked with a night class and a night lab.

>>17855320
weekends?

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>>17854599
>tried to drift using a truck's foot brake

what is with all the anons trying to "performance drive" with non-performance cars and just doing shit so fucking wrong you have to wonder how they got it in their heads to do it in the first place. There was that anon with the automatic Chrysler minivan who was putting the car in neutral to take mountain turns, over-revved and blew a coolant line, another guy with a similar stupid malfunction last week it seems and now OP.

Have you fuckers just never played a video game in your lives? How can you not even imagine what will happen if you slam the parking brake in a pickup truck mid-corner? You know that truck will probably get sideways with just a little flick of the steering and a boot full of gas.

>>17855325
Shit for clubs. Plus an assload of homework. Hopefully it will slow down near the middle of the semester. I can probably snag something then. I can probably squeeze something in saturday and sunday nights for a few hours right now but I dont want to over do it.

>>17855154
rather than blame a plant for his inability to drive, OP should identify where he failed as a driver and try to correct that.

This situation will not be rectified until OP buys his own shitbox truck and learns to drift it without crashing.

>>17855336
>shit
>assload
>slow down
>snag
>squeeze something
>do it

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>>17855346
I basically wrote a porn kek

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>>17855326
I drive an explorer, and I cannot imagine how the thought of drifting a pickup could possibly be a good idea.

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>>17855336
Just stay in school for me and cut down on the jazz cabbage. Trust.

>>17855326
>that anon with the automatic Chrysler minivan who was putting the car in neutral to take mountain turns, over-revved and blew a coolant line

I'm so sad I missed that thread. That's the dumbest thing I've heard in a pretty long time.

>>17855362
I've drifted an explorer 1st gen before on dirt.

Pretty sure it was on two fucking wheels.

Was hectic as fuck tho

>>17855366
I dont smoke the devils grass and I'm not OP kek
Just another jobless 19 year old telling OP not to be a shitstain

OP you fucked up good,

be a fucking man and own up that you fucked it.

but also be a lying shit bag and say you were avoiding an obstacle like a deer or another driver.

He wont be as mad if it really wasnt your fault

>>17855382
ah shit my bad.


just be a good boy for me as well.

>>17855346
>>17855358
>literally verbal encouragement of dropping a log

TOP LEL

Bit of filler.
No issue.

>>17855375
I did a 4 wheel sideways skid in a Lada 2121 once.
Made my penis go inside me.

>>17854445
Posts like this make me so happy that I do not have a dad.

>>17855410
Living in chicago, ice and snow make sliding around a seasonal thing.

look m8, if we are telling you to do the right thing then you are probably really shit at being a person. just tell him you fucked up and unless he is a massive cunt he'll get over it

Be honest OP, is this the first time you've done something so stupid with something that wasn't yours? Either way your father will probably appreciate the honesty. Just don't mention the weed.

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>>17854560

>>17854910
You fucked up while being a dick head and there is no out for this.
that car is probably totalled, the repairs are probably going to cost more than it is worth.

Take this as a lesson in the future to respect shit that is not yours, your dad has every fucking right to be mad at your dumb arse.

>>17854445
drive it into a lake and report it stolen its the only way

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>>17855081
>I'm 19, and i can't pay much for it either. I don't have a job yet my dad gives me an allowance
>19
>my dad gives me an allowance
>I only ever buy food and some weed.

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>>17855326
>There was that anon with the automatic Chrysler minivan who was putting the car in neutral to take mountain turns, over-revved and blew a coolant line
Holy shit I remember that.

Are we witnessing the logical progression of the magnet to the back of the PC meme?

>>17854445
LEGIT ANSWER HERE.

If he allowed you to drive it, think of a reason why you had to go to vons or whatever.
Then claim the wheel fucking fell off.

>>17854445
drop it off somewhere without cameras and report it stolen

>>17855035
>Lower control arm
>New wheel and tire
>>>>>>Alignment
>$700 dollars

This is either the best bait in the world or some of the worst knowledge on cars.

This truck has a solid rear axle, there is no alignment for the rear end.and again since it's a solid rear axle there are no control arms back there, only leaf springs.

>>17856507
You may want to look at the OP pics. I clearly see the rear LCA mount point in the first one.

>>17856523
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
That's likely the trackbar or something.

But it is a 5 link SRA with coils. No leafs, so it can be trashed pretty bad.

>>17854450
This guy is a troll, you need cement!

Sorry op,you cannot hide this. Best of luck and can you please give us an update after dad raises hell?

>>17855145
>google: how to drift my dad's truck with his permission

>>17855081
>>17855109

Exactly. If it's comprehensively insured then they'll cover it. Tell the truth about crashing it, but destroy all evidence that you were smoking or drifting. Either of those are enough to null the insurance.

You'll probably also want to give up that $1000 to pay for your dad's insurance excess.

>>17854445
Way I see it is you got one option. Put the thing in neutral and get pushed off a small rise with you inside. Make up some story about a crazy accident and with any luck your dad will just be happy you're alive.

Pay one of your friends to set it on fire.

>>17856644
As long as you get injured you'll probably get off fine.

>>17856536
oldfag is old

You started on /b/,left 4chan for a long time,then came back,realized /b/ is shit (no lulz),lurked a bit,then came back to a few boards,but not /b/....

>>17854445
So was the accident your fault or what?

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>>17855081
>>17855081
This is excellent

>>17854445
Man up, tell him what happened. Make damn sure to pay to fix it. Kids do stupid shit, I'm sure he's been in your shoes before.

>>17854445
OP, you're a piece of shit. I hope you old man molests you. 100% srs

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Reminder that OP will forever be known as /o/'s version of the dude from /b/ who magnet fucked his dad's computer

>>17856755
Cool I made the screencap

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>>17855081
ok ill tell you exactly what to do
first of all tell him the truth
the entire truth
he will never let you drive his car again
you need to live with that
give him your entire savings
all $1000 dollars of it
its his money anyways
now that you cant drive his cars you need your own
to afford this you will need to get a fucking job
take the bus or carpool if you need to
don't take any more of your dads money asshole
adults do not get "allowances"
stop buying weed
its expensive and you wont get a car if you spend your money on weed
also it makes you a lazy sack of shit
if you do all these things you will be on the right path to becoming a functioning human being AND your dad just might forgive you

>>17854521
can we see the tire?

You might be able to beat out the dents from the inside if you take out the wheel well lining.

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>>17854445
Unfortunately, there's absolutely NO way you can get this shit fixed by tomorrow, not even in 5 days.

I've done this kind of shit before. Basically, all you need to know is that you're fucking fucked mate, big time. No getting around it. Suspension is probably fucked, control arm is probably fucked, brakes are noticeably fucked. Good job.

>>17854445

HAVE SOME FUCKING OWNERSHIP SPIRIT AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR DUMBASS ACTIONS.

That's the only way you'll keep any respect he might have for you. Lie, and you'll be in even deeper shit.

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despite all these anons telling him what to properly do

I'm 100% sure he's going to pussy out and make some stupid ass excuse and lie to his dad

>>17854445
maybe you should respect other people's property underagefag

OP is a goddamned moron

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>>17855343
yes
get a nissan hardbody OP

>>17855326
>There was that anon with the automatic Chrysler minivan who was putting the car in neutral to take mountain turns, over-revved and blew a coolant line

Heh yeah I remember him, doing nountainside time attacks in a fucking town and country. I really didn't think we'd find a bigger retard but here we are.

>>17855368
Indeed it was pretty fucking comical just to let it all sink in that people are really that dumb

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>>17855081
>be me
>19
>started to think I was a loser because I've only worked min-wage jobs
>see this
>feel much better

Thanks op

>>17854465
That's the parking brake actually. It is a disc brake setup but the rotor is missing. Probably embedded in a cliffside somewhere.

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>>17854445
sway bar links look fine at least

>>17858151
>sway bar links
Those don't sell well at part-outs.

>>17855184
>dad gives him allowance
Enough to save $1000 after buying weed and fast food.
That is very difficult even with a min wage job,so this kid is on the clock while high playing video games.

>>17854445
OP you're not getting it fixed. The most you can do is lie to pad the assravaging that is to come. Don't tell your dad you were smoking and drifting or he's probably going to jail when he puts you in the hospital. If anything tell him that you were driving and your cell phone fell onto the floor near the pedals and you bent down for a quick second to pick it up and in that moment your tail end hit the cliffside. Still a stupid ass story but at least it will seem more like an accident.

Then again, I'm black and black parents don't go for that "tell the truth and i'll respect you" shit. If you're white you may be fine, unless your dad is Southern, which in that case I'd lie.

You're obviously an American so you can just shoot your dad when he violates the NAP.

>>17855072
i mean was that a rhetorical question?

OP's dad should have gotten home now

Hopefully he did this, the best course of action >>17856618

>>17856523
glad im not a retard when I posted that.

>>17858317
but as you can see they are very strong. they will never fail on you because they are the best brand. a good pair of sway bar links is life and death during winter and with fall coming on you're really gonna need a tough pair. I can offer for $200 each.. I was originally gonna ask for $350 but you're a cool dude.

>>17855007
What car?
How fucked up were you afterwards?

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>>17856028
>mfw my dad stopped giving me an allowance at age 9, since my allowance was being "allowed" to live in his house and eat up all his food.
Only money I'd ever get was launch money and maybe that extra rare $20 for pizza when my parents went to vegas or something like that.

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>>17854445
>>he comes back on Monday
>It's already monday afternoon where I'm at

>>17854658

No you can't. There are two shoes and no calipers in any photo. You're a retard

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>>17859077
>no calipers in any photo. You're a retard

>>17854445
Sorry mate, but you're fucked, tell him ya gave it a bit too much gas and it lost traction and you spun out

>>17858493
E30, all 4 passengers walked out unscathed

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>>17854445
>Suspension fukt probably more than we can see
>Brakes wrecked
>Entire hub is gone
>Panel fukt
>Paint ruined
>OP is broke
>OP is deadbeat stoner
>OP wasn't supposed to be driving
Here's to you, our most fuck-ed OP.
Crash forever here in our hearts.
The last and final spinout is yours
Your agony is our pleasure.

Speaking from experience wrecking a car and damaging another when I was 18-19, you should have manned up and told your dad right when it happened.

>>17859151
drum brake baka

>OP's dad is supposed to come home today
>OP hasn't responded to thread at all today
He's fucking dead, folks. And he only has himself to blame

>>17859708
or he forgot about his thread :(

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>>17859343

>>17854599
You totaled it insurance-wise, and the damage is north of 5K easily. Sorry kid, you're fucked.

T. Insurance adjuster

>>17857934
>thinking you're a loser
>because you've only worked min wage jobs
>at 19

you need to work on your self-confidence boi

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>tfw OP cant come back because his dad is burying the corpse

I totaled the car my dad gave me when I was 19, too. It made me get a job and a sense of responsibility. Parents know kids fuck up. Make a compromise, accept your error, and promise to grow from it as a human being

>>17855081
lol welcome to your first test as a man. be honest with your father, apologize for being a dumb fuck loser stoner who makes bad decisions with other people's property, hand him the grand, and get a job to start paying him back. accept your fate like a man.

or you could be a punk bitch about it

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Is OP getting a spanking?

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>>17854445
Call police and report it stolen, delete this thread.

>>17856780
>he doesn't wrench to afford weed
dude lmao

>>17855081
How are you this retarded. The last time I got high and drove my dad's car he loaned me was when I was 17 and I drove it like I had a bomb in it. Why on earth would you try to drift it?

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>mfw this thread
I am a 21 year old who never had a job but at least i try to go to college and keep trying to find jobs and dont drive while high. Thanks for the confidence boost, OP. I used to think that i was lesser because no matter how much i searched for jobs i could find none but now i know i am not as pathetic as you.
Serious reply: Its just a fucking truck to your dad. Yeah its gonna cost money but its not a doom device. Do what the rest say and admit you fucked up.

>>17856755
worst crop ever. Re screencap.

>>17854658
You can't have a drum and a disc at the same time you cunt/

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>>17863730
spoken like someone who hasnt wrenched a day in his life...


Haha, busrider

>>17854627
Don't lie. Faggot.

OP here, honestly I'm just going to kill myself. My dad gave me an ultimatum to get a job or get out of the house. If much rather blow my brains out than face the giant mountain of real life I've been avoiding with weed.

>>17864198
Be a homeless bum. It's better than being dead. You get to poop in front of nice buildings downtown.

>>17854455
>this fucking guy

>>17864233
Neat

OP here

>>17864198
What did you tell your dad?
And just try getting a job dude. Probably won't be as bad as you think.

>>17864198
Suicide is the permanent solution to a temporary problem, don't be a fucking puss and face the real world.

Save enough, get a shitty Corolla, make your father slowly accept you back.

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>>17863730
My car has drum and disk in the back, drum for ebrake and disk for normal brake.
>>17864198
Honestly I have to agree, at 19 years old if you won't get your own job (even part time) then just fucking end it. Shit, just pick up a job at a vape shop or something. I would say be an Uber driver but not after this thread lol.

>>17854445
>truck
>drift

you fucked it up. Truck is not designed for drifting . dummy

>>17864290
That temporary problem is life m8. Everyone dies sometime. OP is a dumbass who should die faster

>>17864416
>suicide
I'd rather be smearing my shit on rich people's doorknobs and fucking street whores.

>>17864198
>get a job or get out of the house
>Get a job and paying for little vs getting a job and paying for everything

Gee, this is hard one

pay a nigger to kill your dad. its the only way

>>17864198
He sounds like a cool guy, and a way better parent than your dumb ass deserves. Just get a job you idiot fag.

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I absolutely refuse to believe that any of this is real. There's no way OP is this retarded, his responses just seem like bait. Please go back to roleplaying on /x/ about how you got raped by a skin walker or something.

>>17864198
Pussy. Someone needs to kick your ass, little boy.

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>>17864198
do et fgt

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>mfw OP deletes the thread where he brags about his dad believing his lie and getting away scot-free
O I am laffin

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>>17865049
>they thought I was OP

Would rather kill himself then get a fucking job


Wowww get over yourself.
You don't have it that hard if you've gone this long without a job and getting a fucking allowance and not having to pay rent.

You're not even in college. What is so hard about your life you can't get a job? Man the fuck up

>>17864198
WOW. You are such a SPOILED fucking brat.

>>17865103
gg wp

OP tell him the truth, and go find a job, make the money and pay him back with a 10% interest. Lieing will haunt you a long time, its still haunting me on some stupid shit i did years ago.

>>17865347
>>17865355

>>17865103

>>17865049
did he end up getting caught?

>>17854599
What insurance company is this going through?

Can someone do a compilation of the posts in this thread? I need something to make my night

>>17857934
you have to start somewhere my friend

>>17858803
lol, must suck, when I was 16 I already got 100€ a month, not at 20 165€

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>>17859829
>14 year old brother makes above min wage on his first job
>all friends made at least $20/hr over the summer
>they got to do stuff relevant to what they are studying
>3.4 GPA
>send out a bunch of applications
>get no interviews
>end up mowing lawns all summer
It's hard not to compare my self to others man

>>17859272
E30 can't do 130mph don't fucking lie to yourself