>close hatch
>car turns off
>>17853739
What kind of piece of shit car does this?
>>17853745
golf
If I told you VW routed the ignition coil power wire through the hatch wiring harness, would you believe me?
>>17854010
sounds more like a fore
>>17854022
no that sounds dumb
>>17854022
Is that why my gti's alarm goes off if I open the hatch with the doors locked?
Fucking VW and their brilliant spaghetti wiring
>>17854022
>putting wires in a place that has a lot of movement so they wear faster
y
>wash car
>starter dies
>turn on headlights
>car turns off
>increase volume on radio
>headlights turn off
>put in new transmission
>fuel pump goes out
>open sunroof
>distributor spews oil on exhaust manifold
>use the brakes on a downhill
>cat begins rattling and sunroof starts leaking
>>17853739
Dumb sissy anime boi
>>17854237
say it to my face boi