Car Key Thread

is dat a famas

>>17852247
>missing a triggerguard
What a worthless pistol

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My abarth is nothing special

>>17853204
Nice handgat

>>17853242
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA A FIAT 500 UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME!!!!! XDDDD

Why do people have multiple keys together with their car keys?

Shit just clinks when carving roads and distracts from the experience.

>>17853282
You don't have key socks on your keys?

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>>17853204
M&P tells me you're a pretty upfront guy, aren't you?


Judge me, fags.

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1st for weeb keychains

>>17853276
It's no joke a 500. Still love the fucker, it's been awesome so far.

>>17853296
Wew former marine who trains at planet fitness. Did you leave ur balls in Middle East?

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>>17853296
Not sure what you mean by upfront

You should get one of these

>>17853282
>implying i can hear it over my engine

sonic a loud af at anything over 3k rpm

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Plain

>>17853366
That key is incredible. Fb?

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Good luck

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>>17852247
Reduced weight for improved fuel economy and faster track times.

>>17853366
I actually heard those keys had a rather severe snapping point right where the first notch is. Is it as bad as they say?

>>17853375
FD

>>17853394
Original key was snapped during transport from Japan

>>17853397
Nice. Post pics. Turbo or no?

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>>17853407
95' Everything was stock, and i have made few reliability mods during this year

>>17853426
Bitching tuner you got there

>>17853432
Planning whole rebuild for winter, and painting whole car pearl white

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>>17852247

>>17853443
what alfa?

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>>17853450
4C

>>17853458
good shit dude

>car key attached to keysmart for other keys
>keysmart hits my knee while driving
Is there any other key organizers that can fit an actual car key so I won't have something dangling?

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>>17853406
Well shit. Surprised my FC key was so durable... then the idiot locksmith snapped it inside the keyhole. Replacement ignition was supposed to be here months ago, but of course, can't trust peoples word.

>>17853493
Well, i don't know what kind sandniggers were moving my car around in docks. Someone stole my shifknob and broke door panel...

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Nice and simple

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Any other Porsche owners here?

>>17853493
Jesus dude, clean your waifu every now and then, please

>>17853297
>>17853493
w2c

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>>17853512
Wow, fuck that shit. That's one of the reasons I've always been afraid of importing.

>>17853544
I did, see >>17853297

>>17853555
The keychain? Got mine off Amazon.

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Rode Muh motorcycle today

Inb4
>furfag
I'm not, I'm a taxidermist.

>>17853593
>necrophiliac furfag

okay there

>>17853603
Hehe

>>17853555
http://www.buyfags.moe

>>17853593
>Inb4
>furfag
>I'm not, I'm a taxidermist.
>I only stuff dead animals
hmm

>>17853631
yeah stuff em with dicc

>>17853242
>Didn't post a pic with your gun

>Did you sell it yet senpai?

>>17853458
Girl friends car?

>>17853644
>>17853603
Dammit. Fuck all of you.

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I'm the guy whose keys jingle whenever they make the slightest movement

>>17853685
No, it's his boyfriend's

>>17853850
this

>>17853850
>>17853905
>Joke?

I thought over9k had a gf or am I thinking of the wrong trip fag?

>>17853837
That "unarmed college public safety officer" jingle

>>17854027
I do, she drives a Corolla.

>>17853680
I still have it, but I just listed it on armslist today my dude

>>17853458
pls clean rotors

>>17854113
>kek

Whats up, what did you buy though and why you getting rid of it?

>>17853338
Nice try, but I'm it even a marine yet.


That'll teach you to overestimate me!

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To be honest my jet tag annoys me when I drive with shorts on because when I turn it brushes my leg just slightly

>>17854246
I got it through armslist and did an FFL for it. I like guns, but I am more into motorcycles and cars and shit. I got the itch to build a motorcycle again

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>tfw Grand Marquis got keyed
Well boys, it got written off, time to buy a Civic

>>17854277
My keys are always on top of my leg, I might be a bit tall for my car, hair is always touching the ceiling too.

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>>>>>>>>>>car

>>17854296
I'm a rather small guy so I never had the issue until I got this tag, doesn't it annoy you with your head touching the ceiling. I drive an mr2 and I have a tall friend who I let ride in it with the t-tops off he said it was really weird because his hair was kind out of the car

>>17854314
Think I'm mostly used to it, just depends if I'm already irritated by something else like a cold.

>>17854284
>ok, so why did you get rid of it though? Its just a gun, nothing wrong about just keeping one around safely...

>>17854330
Nothing wrong with it, but it's not the handgun I want. I would rather get a cz75b down the road.

And I could use the cash to build a Honda to sell.

>>17854364
Ah ok, was just wondering

What kind of Honda you building?

>>17854375
I'm going to get another cx500. It was my first real bike and they're super fun. I'll probably mod it a bit above stock

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>>17854381
Cool, just don't cafe racer the bike...

>>17854384
Nah I'll probably do an exhaust, filters, lithium ion battery and decent tires and stainless brake lines. Honestly they're really pleasant to ride bone stock

>>17854277
Are those books or dvds?

>>17853204
>thread says to post keys
>posts a gun with keys
Look out everyone! We got a total badass over here who owns a gun! Don't fuck with this guy!

I bet you just couldn't wait to find any excuse to post a pic of your gun. What a fag.

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Ferd STRONK

>>17854408
Calm down, you cuckold.

Hey, you see that gun keychain in the OP, and the first two replies talking about said gun?

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>>17853297
>>17853366
>>17853515
gay

>>17853394
I have two of them for my FD... I've not had a problem with either of them... They've held up great. One of them lives on my daily carry keyring.

The major problem I've had with the key, though, was getting them cut right in the first place. The keys that came with my FD were a copy of a copy of a ..... Kind of like a VHS tape... Each copy just gets worse. Then, I had a copy made of the 3x copy. I had to end up touching it up a bit with a dremel to get it to work reliably. Obviously not the key's fault, but just the repeated copies and 25 year old tumblers.

>>17853347
We have the same fob.

>>17853204
Nice airsoft gun, fag.

>>17854408
sour grapes

>>17853600
That's seems inconvenient.

>>17853555
want2begayweebmanbaby

ftfy

>>17853204
>>17853600
OP here, I found these hilarious.

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2 keys for 1 car

>>17854285
Any particular reason why you've shaved down the head of your car and house keys?

>>17853458
Dumb ass doesn't know to drive it after washing to get rid of the rotor rust

>Bought an Alfa

No wonder

>>17855618
/tpg/

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No h8 pls

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>>17853426
BROTHER

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H8 pls

>>17854182
>>17855680
I took that pic mid-wash, note the hose.

>>17855352
What's in the safe senpai

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Everything is digital

>>17856316
including your love life

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>>17856419

>>17855500
What makes you think that's an airsoft gun?

>>17857354
Magazine baseplate looks fucky, show bullets in mag or it's airshit.

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>>17857385
Not home atm but it's a promag

>>17853366
Is that madaz shooped

>>17854408
>OP has gun keychain
>Guy posts keys on gun
This is called humor, I thought it was funny because I'm not a salty cunt

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>>17854313
Sup my guy.

>>17857556
No, i was looking new keychain and found that from Australian ebay

>>17853387
Hint?

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>>17855618
same desu

>>17853296
Are you such a retard that you need a lanyard to carry it around your neck?

>>17857834
what car senpai

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>>17852247

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1989 Escort 1.6

>>17858193
LS400

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>>17852247

>>17857823
its an old nissan

>>17857834
Nice, mines because I stole the ignition from another car.
Also nice twingo

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My waifu drives everywhere with me

>>17858400
morty morty morty look i keychain morty im keychainRICK haha morty look burp burp im keychain RICK look morty haha xD

>>17856316
>yubikey
Good goy

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>>17852247

>>17856430
damn

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I like my car.

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Smart access master race

weeb keychains are awesome.

>>17860345
That Mustang key accessory meme looks gay as fuck.

>>17855675
House key, I was bored. Car key actually came like that.

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Lightweight house keys for weight reduction.

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>>17852247

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kawaiisaki ninja 250

i would have a waifu keychain but i can't find any good ones for EVA, Kobayashi or Konosuba. i was thinking of getting a crescent moon though

>new apartment needs 3 keys not including the electronic key thing

ridiculous

>>17856016
The nose on the big one freaks me out, makes it look like some goofy movie ripoff. If that's not a shadow you need to paint over it.

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>>17857521
>promag

>>17858175
No, but the scrubs and shit I wear for work dont have pockets, so I need something to keep my badge around my neck.