>Honda Integra >Isn't the area under a curve

>Lancia Delta
>does actually change value
Really makes you think.

>Mitsubishi Lancer
>Not a soldier belonging to cavalry regiment

good thread

>>17848505
>Hyundai Tiburon
>not a shark

>Subaru WRX STI
>Didn't give me AIDS

>Porsche Cayenne
>not a pepper

>Toyota 4runner
>Came after the Trekker

>Ford GT
>Not a Grand Tourer

>>17848586
>Porsche Cayman
>Not an island

>>17848551
>Dodge Charger
>Not a horse trained for battle

>ferrari california
>isnt commie filth

Ford Probe
Didn't fit up my ass

>Lexus LS series
>Not powered by a Chevy engine

>>17848625

>Own two Probes
>Both fuck me in the ass on parts

Still faster than a 3k civic

>Ford Ranger
>Not the premier infantry of the U.S. Army

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>ford escort
>is with you the entire way

>Toyota tercel
>not not a turd cell

>Toyota Supra
>Doesn't reside in a higher dimension

>Honda Accord
>Isn't a treaty or agreement between nations

>Subaru Outback
>Isn't built in Australia

>Chevrolet Corvette
>not a warship

>>17848552
>good thread
>it's the same shit

>>17848706
>dodge dart
>isn't an aerodynamic projectile

>Ford Fiesta
>isn't actually a party

>Ford Escape
>life still sucks

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>Toyota MR2
>is actually a midship runabout 2 seater

>Rolls-Royce Phantom
>isn't intangible

>Ford F-150 Raptor
>isn't an actual dinosaur

>Kia Optima
>Isn't the best at any one thing, just an average at everything econobox

>Pontiac firebird
>Doesnt go out in a massive fire when it gets hit

>Honda Civic
>Most drivers are shitheads who think only of themselves on the road

>>17848551
>Mitsubishi Lancer
>Not capable of flight or nuclear bombardments

>>17848739
>just an average at everything econobox
Maybe thats what its best at anon

>Ford Fiesta
>Not a good car

>Ford Fusion
>not powered by a fusion reactor

>Ford Mustang
>not a horse

>Mitsubishi Eclipse
>Doesn't obscure the sun

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>Porsche Boxster
>Through some coincidence its name could be a portmanteau of Boxer and Roadster

>Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
>dead

>VW Phaeton
>isn't actually a phaeton

> pontiac fiero
> actually is a flaming piece of shit

>Dodge Charger
>Can't recharge electric cars

>>17848829
>porsche 911
>wasn't caused by George Bush

>>17848737
in fact it kinda is

>>17848529
>Lancia Beta
>Only certified Chads can drive them

>ford pinto
>isn't a bean

>Lexus IS
>Doesn't kill infidels :(

>Ford Ka
>Isn't an acid dissociation constant

>>17848881
But the driver probably is

>>17849115
Pretty good

>VW Touareg
>IT's not a nomad tribe of the sahara

>Ford Ranger
>Isn't an elite unit of the United States Army

I feel terrible for doing this one but god damn I can't pass up this moment...

>Spyker C8 Aileron
>Didn't help American Airlines Flight 11 bank to avoid the North Tower of the WTC

>Holden commodore
>doesn't command multiple naval vessels are a time

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>>17849402
good one but dont be such a faggot about it next time

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>Monte Carlo LS
>HHR LS
>neither of them have an LS engine

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>>17848724

>Mazda Miata
>There's nothing rewarding about owning one

>cadillac escalade
>can't climb ladders up castle walls

> RX-7 FD
> isn't Forced-induction Diesel

>Lancer Evolution
>gets extinct

>>17848690
desu when I was a kid, I thought Subaru was an Aussie brand because of the Outback.

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>>17850779

kek'd at this one, but also made me sad

>Jeep Compass
>doesn't always steer magnetic north

>Acura Legend
>no one remembers it anymore

>>17848766
The other Lancer isn't capable of nuclear bombardments either
also
>Ferarri La Ferarri
>Isn't THE Ferrari, there are probably like hundreds of other Ferraris, if I had to guess

>McLaren F1
>Not a Formula 1 car

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>>17850779

>Dodge Challenger
>Not a challenge to anything in it's class

>>17848841
Isreal*

>>17848690
>subaru outback
>is only seen out back of mcdonalds

>>17850793
I did too, but because I though the logo looked like the southern Cross. I'm Australian too.

>Ford Flex
>Does not have any muscles

>Land Rover Discovery
>doesn't discover anything

>VW Passat
>Isn't actually a trade wind

>Chevy Sonic
>Max speed 108 MPH

>>17848644
>ford escort
>not a high end prostitute

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>>17850779
>tfw

>Subaru Impreza
>Isn't a company

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>>17850779

>TVR Griffith/ Cerbera/ Sagaris/ Typhon
>Isn't a mythological Greek monster

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>>17850779

>Mitsubishi Eclipse
>Can look at it with the naked eye

>>17848505
>Volvo V70
>doesn't have 70 cylinders

>Chrysler LeBaron
>Is in fact not a french baron.

>Chrysler Town and Country
>Only seen in big cities

>pontiac trans am
>isn't a transexual asian man