>German engineering

>inb4 American Engineering

>>17838296
more like

>german art

>>17838311
>What is futuristic

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I don't think there's ever been more of a meme than german engineering. The cars are all tragically unreliable, the parts are rediculously expensive, and it's entirely founded on the fact that a couple german companies made a couple good cars in the 80s. Since then they've only gone downhill in every single category. they're less fun to drive, the interiors are all now clunky and made of stupid plastic, they all caught the forced induction meme. who wants a german car in 2017? literally nobody with half a brain or any semblance of self worth and validity. maybe if you're a masochistic bitch you'd buy yourself a german car in 2017.

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>>17838296
British Excellence
British Master craftsmanship
British Hand-built Passion
British World class marketing

Simply Lovely

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>>17838330
*blocks your path*

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>>17838322
you can make things futuristic without making them look like crap.

Hell they've even managed to do it before.

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>>17838330
>I don't think there's ever been more of a meme than american engineering. The cars are all tragically unreliable, the some parts are rediculously expensive, and it's entirely founded on the fact that a couple american companies made a couple good cars in the 50s. Since then they've only gone downhill in every single category. they're less fun to drive, the interiors are all now clunky and made of stupid plastic, they all caught the forced induction meme. who wants a american car in 2017? literally nobody with half a brain or any semblance of self worth and validity. maybe if you're a masochistic bitch you'd buy yourself a american car in 2017.

Delicious copy and paste

THE FUTURE IS HERE

>>17838330
>"unreliable"

>>17838348
Porsches are just fantastic. The only good luxury brand.

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>>17838335
>speak like a bloke

>>17838330
>I don't think there's ever been more of a meme than German engineering
German racial superiority

>>17838374
Anything for you, Your Royal Highness

Porsche, Mercedes and Toyota/Lexus are the most reliable cars in Europe.

>>17838392
>Mercedes

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>>17838335
Cheeky rascal.

>>17838335

Buddy, that is Jap left right and center. Minus the badge engineering

>>17838392
Also Honda, ofc
>>17838397
Yes, Mercedes are very solid cars, with quality materials and built to last. Its quite common to see Mercedes with over 1M miles. They are usually used as taxis for a good reason, and its not their price.

>>17838359
Except nobody expects American cars to be good.

I have a neighbour with one of these
>>17838296
and another neighbour with one of these
>>17838353
The i8 looks cool, the i3 looks dorky and not futuristic

>>17838330
>Mercedes Benz
>BMW / Mini / Rolls Royce
>Porsche

>less fun to drive
>bmw
>interiors are all now clunky and made of stupid plastic
>mercedes

lmao @ your pasta

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>>17838417

>>17840579
>Random capitalizations
Who does that and what determines which words get a big fat cap?

>Bavarian engineering
>Doesn't compare to better german car brands

>>17840587
It's best not to bother questioning Scotty.
Also there's rules for titles or some shit.

>>17838417
Totally agree, but for some reason /o/ just fucking hates Mercedes sometimes, yet praises "Bavarian Shitbox Inc." (more commonly known as BMW)

>>17838417
>usually used as taxis
>reason is not the price
Actually price is one of the major reasons Benzs are used as taxis in Germany.
Mercedes builds special taxi models and gives huge discounts to taxi companies.
BMW has not let their brand to get dilluted as much as Benz.

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>"the Germans are finished" says increasingly nervous man for the 27th time this year

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>not having a burnout in your launch control mode

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>>17838296
>>German engineering

>>17838353
>A car that makes fake noises thru speakers
That's one sad feature desu.

>>17838359

>tfw even if you choose not to buy an American vehicle they still take your money and give it to the manufacturers.

>>17840721

>needing a computer to do a burnout for you

Sounds pretty cuckish to me

>>17838397
>I'm an idiot that can't maintain a car
You don't hear about stuff like VANOS and timing chain guides for Mercedes engines

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>>17838335
>British Hand-built Passion

>>17840683
Mercedes was an engine manufacturer first and foremost, they always made vehicles for all sorts of applications

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>>17840847
GM made the Alpha platform by taking inspiration from how the E46 drives and handles

>>17838330
>German engineering
the first product subject to this meme is a type of pepper grinder from the 1920s

>>17840866
It's better than no noise at all. It's an electric car, what did you expect?

>>17838330
>more of a meme than german engineering. The cars are all tragically unreliable
>Here's a picture of some faggot that can't even install an alternator to keep a car running.
I gave up on your pasta early. Go take a long hard look at yourself before trying again.

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>>17838296

>>17840906
>engine swap in a parking lot in 2 days
What did you expect? Meanwhile Cancer car mawds chopped the back off of a Subaru to make a Ute abomination that looks like it belonged in a Ken Block film

>>17840909
I wanted an i8 til I saw those meme tires

>>17841609
i3 has 155 or 175 while the i8 has 195 or 215

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>>17838335
>Rebadged Daewoo Damas
>not even their original concept, just Suzuki Carry
>GM
british my ass

>>17840892
yet it's still a GM piece of shit. funny how that works.

>>17842023
How's that bus treating you?

Isn't there an i3s coming out with a wide body lol

>>17842035
The bums are getting more stabby lately. But other than that not bad

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They are going to release an electric sedan in two years