ITT shitty car names

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>Nissan Sunny
>Car so dreary it makes you want to kill yourself

>Bipper
>shitty

wat

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>phaeton
>not really a phaeton

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>>17825520
The newer model fits the name more

>>17825552
Baby wheels

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>What should we name it?
>shit I don't know, we already used up most of the cool names
>fuck it let's just call it La Ferrari

>>17825582
That's good because when a girl tries to name the car she'll get it right every time even if she's never seen or heard of the car.
>So i bought this new car..
>Is it The Ferrari over there?
>Yes exactly!

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>Ferrari 812 SuperFast
>Yeah fuck like we don't know your cars aren't fast. Got small dick?

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Good analogy to patriotism though because it's complete garbage but some people bought it nonetheless.

>>17825552
It's still a depressing shitbox

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>Ford Probe
>Doesn't probe your rectum

It was fucking '97 we had the technology.

>>17826046
don't forget the escort

>>17825511
I drive a Berlingo, the fuck is a Berlingo?

>mustang
>over 1hp

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>>17826282

>>17826303
To be fair horses can produce more than 1 horse power

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>>17825524
>Wraith
>Not an actual wraith

>>17826297
Not sure about why they picked that name, but a berlingot is just another name for tetrapack, or more recently any type of flexible liquid packaging.

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>>17825654
M'comrade

>>17826282

>car is an escort
>my whore of an ex drove one

Bravo, ford

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>kangoo
>can't even jump

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>atom
Visible to the eye

>>17825552
what the fuck is that turd

>mustang
>not a must

>>17826321
Its face sort of looks like a ghost though.

>>17826444
what does a ghost look like?

>>17826538
I dunno, the face just looks sort of ghosty to me.

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>>17826321

>>17826391
we muz tangs

>>17826387
Nissan Versa. Apparently Amerifats insist that even econoshitboxes must be sedans because they want them to not only be dreadful, but also impractical.

>is that a hon day

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Firebird

>Not on fire nor a bird

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>>17826930
>hon day

>>17825647
It's a classic naming trend... but it should be kept to being written in Italian.
812 Superleggera not 812 superfast

>>17825511
Dacia Docker

>>17825646
It also helps with normies in general

>>17825511
>>17827364
Dokker

>>17826317
>>17826303
And that's why all non-cucked countries use kW for power measurement instead of HP

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>mini cooper
>not actually mini

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>>17827118
Superleggera means super light, but you're right that ferrari has made a car called Superfast before, in the form of the 500 superfast

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Nissan Stanza.

In many countries it was called the Nissan Violet - not much better.

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>MP4-12C
>not a fax machine

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>>17825511

Kwash......Kwashkwie? Kwashquay?

Great idea marketing department, name a car a word customers cant even pronounce

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Lada Granta
>you still have to pay for it

>>17829277
Kah-sh-kai

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>>17825511
vee dubya toilet-rag

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Kia Cee'd
>doesnt grow anything when planted

morono

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>Honda Prelude
>Isn't a prelude to a better car

Honda REALLY dropped the ball on that one.

>>17829256
wtf did they really call that a McLaren Pre - Owned?

>>17825511
Bipper is such a cute name :)

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Cherokee is a better name than Liberty, imo.

>>17829956
I agree. I like it.

>>17827118
You are so wrong, superleggera is superlight, learn your shit you asshole.

>>17826297
Berlin+Twingo

>>17827993
>doesn't contain chickens

>>17829998
ha

>>17829234
Would be cool if someone stanced a Stanza though.

>>17829307
I wish Lada wouldn't try to make cool designs everytime. I mean, most of the lines don't go anywhere. It's a shitbox, stop pretending.

>>17826314
escort means premium whore in italian :^)

>>17829955
U r brain dead

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>>17830182
They are slowly improving. But still can't stop putting weird ass indentations on the body panels.

>>17829277
You are probably too retarded to drive too if you can't fucking read that

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CC6460DY

>>17826607
I don't think I've ever seen a non-butt hurt yuropost

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>>17830182
>>17830434
Those are design elements lada gets most shit for.

Lada X-Ray
>you can't see shit through it

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They even try to pretend those are cool

>>17830508
And I've never seen American reply with arguments instead of insults.

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>>17830594
>that exterior design
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS OK?

>>17830297
:(

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An Italian car named after the Spanish word for "Bat"

Why would you name a supercar after bats?
Bats fucking suck, they aren't that fast, they're mostly blind, they carry rabies like no other, they're ugly. If you want to name something fast after a flying creature use something cool like Golden Eagle not fucking Bat. Look at the japs, they named their fugly top speed bike Hayabusa, fucking cool name and fucking cool bird.

>>17826297
Berlin go?

>>17830609
Those who want to make bodyshop monkey's work a hell

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>>17827032
Wrong

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>>17830619

a bat is a fucking hunting machine that can track down prey based solely on echolocation. have you ever seen a bat fly? they're as maneuverable as the bugs they chase, and for something that is 1000% larger, that's stupid fucking impressive.

don't be mad that you can't hunt prey like a bat. those fuckers are cold blooded killers.

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>>17825511
>shitty car names
i have the worst offender, presenting the Daihatsu Scat.

>>17830648
>have you ever seen a bat fly?
Yeah I live in the fucking boondocks buddy they fly like mosquitos wow they're maneuverable so is everything else that size with fucking wings and echolocation? driving is completely visual.

>>17830659

i didn't realize that bats drove cars

oh wait they don't. what they do is go out in the middle of the night and track down unsuspecting insects based just on hearing and high frequency screeches. shit is amazing.

why don't you go use your .22 to hunt some deer based on your 'visuals'. or you could go to walmart like the rest of the rednecks and hunt down some twinkies.

>>17825511
>Ford Raptor
>Hasn't been backflip kicked by Vanessa Lee Chester

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Dacia Break

>>17830619
>Something cool
>Golden eagle
>Not the German Imperial eagle

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>>17830687
Fuck you

>>17830669
t. bat

>>17830607
My argument is that your gay and I'm gonna need you to stfu

>>17826046

In Ford's defense the turn signals and the side profile from the firewall forward were actually shaped like dicks.

>>17830669
Goddamn, lol. You're so stupid that you can't relate the abstract so you immediately jump to a strawman to make yourself feel superior.

>>17829234
Looks like a 4 door trueno

>>17830609
Renault did

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>>17830620

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>Ford Galaxy
>no real galaxy

>>17830619
Goes like a bat out of hell?

>>17829234
>Nissan Stanza
ISHYGDDT

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>>17830619
>bats are ugly
>he's never seen a fruit bat

>>17830619
bats arnt blind at all

>>17831693
Aww.

>Honda prelude
Isn't a prelude to anything
>Nissan march
Has wheels
>Honda logo
Isn't just just a huge Honda logo
>Toyota century
Doesn't last 100 years
>ford mondeo
>wasn't made exclusively on Mondays
>dodge magnum
Isn't particularly large
>Nissan fairlady
Isn't fair at all
>Honda integra
Can be disassembled
>Vauxhall corsa
Is slow
>Nissan Silvia
This name is perfect. It's just a nice name

/autism my toast has popped

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>Nissan Juke
One letter away from Joke or Puke

>>17830594
>factory dented so real dents are less obvious in your slav shithole
nice

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>maserati quattroporte
wow nice i want a luxury car named four doors

also some of my favouriutes
>Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump
>Mitsubishi Lettuce
>Mazda Titan Dump
>Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
>scion xD
>nissan titan XD

>>17831693
Cute dog and dodo fetus, mate.

>>17835031
ugly as fuck too

>>17835031
I have no idea how this thing sold so incredibly well. Whenever I see them on the road, I feel like necking the driver.

>>17835091
>Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
brb buying

>>17830002
fyi, cooper actually means a person who makes barrels

>>17827118
>>17828052
>>17829979
On that note, superfast would be superveloce in Italian, much better but also very Lamborghini

>>17835158
>incredibly well
Maybe in Europe but not in the USA

>>17835091
xD

>>17835401
I'm not talking about the USA.

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>Vito
>is not a sentient purple screwdriver

>>17835031
It's appropriate since it hurts to look at.

>>17830642

No one cares about the body shop monkeys enjoyment. It's all about the price at the end

>>17835031

Juk in my country means fap.

The name Juke meant nothing to me until I passed by some school kids and saw one of them cover the "e" on the back of a Juke and the rest erupted in laughter.

It's never been the same

>>17825582
Looks pig ugly in green

>>17825646
These thots will find a way to be ignorant about their vehicle even after Chad Thundercock buys them a car called


the Ferrari

>>17826538
Your dad

>>17831805
You piece of shit

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>>17835091
Very mysterious and wizardly

>>17830700
>Break
>is a break
>oftens breaks

I fail to see a problem, bud.

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>>17830700

Break is the Romanian term for the word "Wagon". Kill yourself.

>Dacia Duster
>It doesn't dust anything.

>>17826341
Fuck off back to >>>/pol/ you racist redneck Drumpfh supporter. /o/ is a Proud Communist board.

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>>17837156
When will you children learn? The truth is in front of you for the taking.

>>17837125
Thanks. I'm Romanian, I know what it means. Nonetheless it's a terrible name.

>>17830472
Seriously whats with the chinks and their naming of cars.

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Who the fuck is Jimmy?

>>17830171
I had a '90 stanza and I assure you there is nothing cool about it