ITT: we post the cars we drive and other anons stereotype them

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1993 Toyota Celica

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>>17817973
Extremely poor college student who wants an awd "sports car".

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>>17817875
Didn't know they were buying a literal piece of shit, though it never seems to die. College student with love/hate relationship for their shitbox

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FJ Cruiser

>>17817973

You love anime and have unironically searched for trap porn, but it was primarily out of lurid curiosity.

>>17817982

You have stereotypically acceptable political leanings and rank amongst the average for all available metrics, including physical and mental performance. You are the typical VW owner - nothing extraordinary, and easily forgotten.

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05 Nissan Fuga 350g
GT

Known as Infiniti M35 for the yanks

>>17817990
I hate how this car looks. It like it doesn't know if wants to be a coupe or a sedan so it's somewhere in the middle which makes it look like shit.

>>17817982
Bingo, not poor but far from rich. I live in Minnesota so awd is my best option considering it's winter here 8 months of the year.

>>17818014

Dude it's just a coupe variant of a 4 door sedan, they all look like that. They literally just eliminate the rear doors and stretch the front doors, but everything else remains the same.

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2002 Trans Am WS6

Inb4 mullet

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>>17817993
Fug that hurt. You described me and why I hate myself perfectly

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>>17818025
Except it isn't. It is a coupe based off of the 370Z with a longer wheel base, 4 door variant.

>>17818014
I don't think pictures do it justice. I think it's far more striking in person.

But looks are subjective anyway.

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>>17818050
>paying out the ass for a coupe

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I drive these

>>17818067
>18k and under for a low miles car
>expensive

What did he mean by this?

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>>17818067
Responsible 27 year old who works some kind of blue collar day job

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>>17817875
Your parents told you to pick out a car but that's the only one they agreed to buy.

>>17817973
Was going to buy a Miata until he realized he'd have to drive after October.

>>17817982
Has a job title that is something along the lines of "Junior Associate of Financial Marketing Sales Development." Wonders what kind of scotch would impress the boss.

>>17817988
A practical fellow who found the best way to spend $500 on Craigslist.

>>17817990
Is tired of being pulled over for being black despite being white.

>>17817993
Because everyone understands the Jeep Thing now.

>>17818026
Wants compliments from girls. Gets compliments from young guys with neck tattoos and old men who tried growing Burt Reynolds mustaches in their 20s. Ask me how I know.

>>17818067
Doesn't really love her, but traded his Cobalt SS for the Saturn when he got married because the baby's on the way.

>>17818083
You're using your freedom and money to its fullest right now. Long-term girlfriend wonders when you'll propose.

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>>17818183

The accuracy of that statement is spot the fuck on. Literally only old dudes or sketchy looking dudes have complimented it.

>>17818183
FUCKING KEK

My coworkers and I are rollin

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>>17818205

>Dope car, yo. Fuckin' sick scoops.

Or

>Reminds me of my brother's 1970 Boss 302. 'Course he never was the same after coming back from the 'nam. Killed his wife and then shot himself in the car.

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I bet you can’t guess my facial hair

>>17818255

>tfw I used to think the SN95 looked like a weak girl's car
>tfw it now looks objectively masculine and I even find it somewhat attractive compared to today's modern cars

Jesus Christ what a horrible time to be alive.

>>17818270

soul patch with some dried cum around your lips

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i already know what you unoriginal people will say

>>17818270
My last girlfriend is the only person I've known with a Cooper S, so I'd say you're a 42-year-old Filipino-American woman with a good job and a high sex drive. You like deepthroat and anal but you accuse your boyfriend of cheating on you when he doesn't return your dozens of texts within an hour.

>>17818292

>posts the most tasteless, unoriginal car of all time

There's really nothing left to say at this point.

>>17818298
But im happy it's been treating me right in the snow for 9 years.

>>17818292
You're working on your degree in music while playing violin professionally. Your girlfriend is an artist who...Oh fuck it who am I kidding. VAPE NATION YO SNAPBACK LYFE

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>>17818305

hahahaha

>>17818270

Go to bed, Jay

>>17818111
>>17818183
Hahahahaha WRONG
Unemployed social reject in college

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>>17817875

>>17818330

You could've chosen any color, but you chose that.

>>17818342

my first thought

ironic, considering these coloured mustangs won't age like wine at all - they'll age like rancid dog shit

>>17818342
was the same color as my old vett. nostalgia/10

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Judge me plebs

>>17818349
Oh ok, that makes it good then.

>>17818352
guessing the company you work for went public, and you do not know how to manage money well...

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>>17818330
>>17818349
>>17818357
my old vet. RIP

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I just can't into stereo typing. Either I'm too nice, or too autistic.

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>>17817875
Nig or wig
>>17817973
Look at my super awesome Japanese car
>>17817982
Wonders why women like it (it's a woman's car)
>>17817988
Utilitarian
>>17817990
Look I just graduated
>>17817993
Wants to be utilitarian but spends too much money
>>17817999
Your wonder why girls don't like you a lot
>>17818026
Skinny kid who acts tough
>>17818067
I literally know nothing about cars
>>17818083
Likes to impress people with his stuff
>>17818111
Same as above, but maybe with kids?
>>17818183
Mustang fan, but can't afford a new one or a classic (struggle is real bro)
>>17818270
Lumberjack who saves on gas
>>17818292
Vape nation!
>>17818330
Color blind mustang fan
>>17818352
Its a fiero

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Paid for with my own money not parents

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>>17818357

That's just CVPI shitposting, he is literally a janitor at an IT company.

>>17818352
Why does that "lambo" have a chevy 5 lug pattern?

>>17818390
I always liked the look of these. looks like if Wilford brimbly was a German car.

>>17818305
First part is actually me (not the Anon you replied to)

>>17817875
wanted a boring shitbox... bought a boring shitbox
>>17817973
gets angry when people have techincal misconceptions about his car
>>17817982
female teenager, most likely democrat
>>17817988
stoner
>>17817993
reads SHTF magazines and actually believes that if something costs more, it is better
>>17818183
masshole.png
>>17818292
"subie"
>>17818330
has genuinely good taste in paint
>>17818352
nice
>>17818390
just got a conditional job offer at a law firm and decided to sign away his paycheck immediately after college

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>>17818422
forgot my pic lol

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>>17818366

I'm rather large and tend to keep to myself, actually

>>17818425
parts of this car have been repainted a few times...

>>17818401
Has a Chevy engine too, crybaby

>>17818363

How would a C4 be as a DD? Been thinking about it.

>>17818449
The whole front was repainted a couple years ago because it was in an accident. The rest of the body may or may not have had a maaco paint job at some point, but it's really messed up. I bought it like this because I don't care about paint and it drives straight.
I may just paint it black or something eventually myself.

>>17818367
You're either a hot teenage slut with a rich dad, or a dirty Arab and your dad is a sheik

>>17818465
did not really get comments on my car in the year or so i had it. everything worked and it was clean.

when i took the targa out i would get glances. girlfriend at the times only comment was "This car is really low, like were like sitting on the road"

>>17818372
Front office worker named Vanessa who's going back to school for an associate's. Likes Imagine Dragons and constantly complains about her life on social media while posting motivational images on weekends after she's been going hard on the wine. Really likes large dogs.

>>17818426
Considered buying a Focus ST but believes he needed the space and that his friends would actually need rides from him. Potentially has a gf that he's considering impregnating for similar reasons.

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>>17818366
daddy's money

>>17818315
Damn that stings anon

>>17818366
Nah I don't have kids lol I just love 5ers

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>>17818504
Your wife picked it, and then decided she wanted to drive your car didn't she? A decade later your still driving it.

>>17818504
Daddy's money but is dad himself

>>17818504
>daddy's money
>a fucking 2 series

You serious dude?

>>17818516
Wants to be outdoorsy. Probably uses reddit but shit talks it on 4chan.

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>>17818535
secretly wishes he was Australian

>>17818541
Is actually one of the few white CRX owners. Bought it off an old guy. Impeccable taste. Headed towards great success in life without compromise. Has an amazing gf and fantastic family. A+

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Need more stereotypes in this thread. I'll get this going.

>>17818553
Nigger.

>>17818553
hates leftists and mustang owners, but probably tolerates camaro owners

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>>17818535
Naked Florida Man Drives GTO Through an Orlando Denny's restaurant Killing Three illegal Immigrants - Receives Probation

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>>17818541
I wouldn't even say secretly.
>>17818557
Fuck I live in FL. You already win.

>>17818553
when you just got to go 198mph into bankruptcy

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roast mi

>>17818583
you already toasted amigo

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>>17818557
Kek

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>>17818552
2 of those things are wrong, but thats a pretty good guess

>>17818553
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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Fire away

>>17818633
nice Honda

>>17818026
>has corvette wheels
>like every other camaro/trans am
>Not a corvette
Lol

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A car? What for?

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>>17818809

>sad about wheels

>>17818772
Are you cop?

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>>17817875
Have at me, 86 Lebaron Turbo, 88 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe

>>17818838
>couldn't afford the actual thing

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Yep. Rocking the 07 GTI until my Model 3 comes in 2019.

>>17818183
>Wants compliments from girls. Gets compliments from young guys

my red trans am actually gets more positive attention from females

males just try to act like its not impressive to make themselves feel less inferior

>>17818866
What kind of absolute turd buckets were these guys driving to feel inferior to a fucking trans am?

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da ba dee da ba daa

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>>17817875 Do your worst

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1988 Mercedes Benz 300E

Do your worst.

AE86 is the weeaboo car but What is the "rich/successful/respectable weeaboo" car?

>>17818926
NSX?

>>17818926
Gee tee are

>>17818929
chauffeur

>>17818926
>>17818932
NSX is for the successful hobbyist weeb. GTR is for the bro weeb who doesn't want to do his own work.

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>>17818366
Nigga I wish I was done with this school bullshit.

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do yer worst

pic from google, forester xt

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1989 D21 Hardbody

>>17819017
first car
drives it exclusively to work and back because that's all you do

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>>17819024
mommy

>>17819017
Are you a pensioner?

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>>17818929
>Wow.. Cool car dad. I'm surprised you sold your truck for this but.. I guess you need comfort since you are getting old now.

>>17819015
>*douche in a 350z rolls up to you and revs*
>"Nice car bro, that a manual?"

>>17819017
>I may be a lesbian but I have fucked ten times more women than you

>>17819024
I wanted modern "style" as well as safety, slow and boring

pic related my car

>>17819066
tryhard

>>17819069
picture clearly doesn't tell the whole story
'06 330ci vert

tryhard or not, appreciate the comment.

>>17819072
A classy boy.

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didn't feel like ms-painting my plates out

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Has tarbo at least

>>17819134
Every shitbox has a tarbo nowadays

2014 civic lx

>>17819134
The slowocter needs a turbo...
Makes poor choices and is split between choosing a sports car and a economy shitbox. Gets neither.

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>>17817875
Hsv Clubsport

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>>17819147
feels progressive and a member of the future with the four separate displays consuming the dash. Calmly goes to work while never going faster than 5 mph under the speed limit and listens to "dad rock"

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>>17819125
mommy?

>>17819163
Nope, my own car. looks very ricey but insurance was raping me on an my em2. Full coverage and monthly payments are less than my em2's liability...

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Ford Mondeo mk3

>>17819162
Man I'm pretty sure that's literally the exact opposite of me

>>17818363
Y'all'd've

>>17819192
45 years old
balding
2 young kids
manager of a furniture store

>>17818561
Imagine if they put the engine in the tray

>>17819497
Lives an empty life dictated by what /o/ tells him.

>>17818083
You wish you were Australian

>>17818922
Sick cunt

>>17819151
Couldn't afford a Senator

>>17819472
>Hnnnnng

>>17819495
holy nostalgia

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>>17819509
Fuckin top bloke right here
Love me a good old commo, mines a 96, never skipped a beat always served me faithfully, gunna miss her now that i'm looking for a new car

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mine isn't tuscani badged thank fuck, but i'm so lazy i cbf to take a picture of my own.

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Not mine but mine

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>>17818275
There are still heros in this world
You just have to believe

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Don't have a picture of my car but it is pic related

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My honda win

>>17819495
You're the lead singer for Smash Mouth

>>17819501
Apathetic individual with low emotional attachment to others

Judge me

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>>17818541
Australian afraid of defect notices

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2012 Subaru Impreza

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>>17819784
Wishes he had a Genesis Coupe. Wonders how he ended up with a Hyundai. Feels out of place at car meets.

t.V6 Gen Coupe owner

>>17819927
you're a skelly with a 300lb dom bf who drives a challenger

>>17819989
Are you talking about that "shit civic owners say" youtube guy?

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>>17820065
ye

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Pls no bully

>>17819927
i'd love a genesis coupe but the fuckers won't sell them here :(

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>>17819927
Thank god you didnt get the 2.0t, only retards buy that garbage. the 3.8 is an extremely solid engine.

Thats doesnt surprise me though, they have been using that engine for almost 12 years now.

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>>17818270

>>17819454
Damn. I'm only 24, and no kids

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>>17818315

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Fire away.

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late for the party, but ready for anything

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filename relevant

dump thread. no one is rating.

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>>17818918
taxi driver / old man
>>17819066
white boi who wanted to be a minority
>>17819503
sister is gf and cousin
>>17819893
weeb
>>17820977
real nigga

>>17818850
There are only two possibilities.
1. You invented time travel in 1988.
2. You are a poorfag X 2.

>>17821015
just the usual selfhating german, buying pizza instead of kebab

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>>17820188
treats the /o/ guide like gospel

>>17820806
your dad approves of this purchase

>>17818083
what is this stick next to my steering wheel. why do I need it?

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I'm not a grandma

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>>17821189
Sex Lord Lizard King/10

>>17819125
mom who power walks daily, and is on a health kick so has to make hours facebook posts about her progess and retweet under armor tweets

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>2005 Chevy Malibu


t. Poorfag

>>17821189
Tire shop gypsy

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>>17817875
2008 volvo s40

I guarantee you won't get close

>>17818850
Makes sure to let everyone at car meets know that America put more turbos into their cars than the Japanese at first.

>>17819134
Always Best in Show at car meets.

>>17819151
Not the only kind of HSV he has.

>>17819497
Relies on the sheer terror of snap oversteer in the rain to tell him he's still alive.

>>17819501
For this man, the Shōwa Era is eternal.

>>17819503
Tried to live the /o/ dream. Got the nightmare instead.

>>17819784
Bought his car from his ex-girlfriend.

>>17819794
Looking for the moment in live where he can say "Now this, this is a knoife."

>>17819831
If he'd been born ~45 years earlier he'd be sneaking out of tunnels to stab Yankee soldiers.

>>17819893
Eurobeat isn't just music, it's a lifestyle.

>>17819907
Spends the entire weekend in his car. Half driving, half fixing.

>>17820087
Before grampa died in Florida, he wrote this car into his will.

>>17820806
Now all your friends want you to help them change their head gaskets, too.

>>17820958
"Shut up, it's more PRACTIAL than a Miata!"

>>17820977
Guys keep knocking on his windows at stoplights asking for a connection.

>>17821189
This guy is the real connection.

>>17821216
A great-grandma.

>>17821219
Tells guys at school he has an import tuner but is vague about what it actually is.

>>17821372
"Remember son, lowest price they have under 12 years old."

>>17821216
beatrice, I thought I told you to stay away from these website.

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>>17817875

>>17817875
For anyone who didn't know
This is the "I don't have nearly enough money for a REAL BMW so I'll spend six grand on this used one so I can still tell everyone I drive a BMW because my car is my identity" car
Or depending on where you live
The "Totalled in an accident and put back together so it can be sold in a used car lot to an Armenian teen who goes to community college and relies on dads money, or just sold some Armenian real estate guy who thinks he's hot shit" car

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>>17819495
Vert?

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>>17822783
Picture didn't attach because reasons

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Black 2013 LS 460

not in the picture because im lazy but same car

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Shitstock v6 auto reporting for duty

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Not mine but you get the idea.

>>17818292
RALLYYYYYYYYYYY BROOOOOOOOOOO

VAPE NAAAAAAAAASH

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06 Focus St ZX4
(Pic isnt mine but exact same everything)

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Anyone is a fag who doesn't drive a 4runner

>>17822806
Youre a high school junior who wants to brag about owning a mustang but asks "what the hell is a stick shift"

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My dick isnt THAT small

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My daily

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>>17818772
20-30 years old
Don't care what people think about you
Own a and drive a car purely because you have places to be
Not necessarily not a car person, just smart and self aware enough to realize adding mods to your volvo will do nothing except drain your wallet. Has still thought about putting a fart can on ironically.
The car is not your identity, you realize anything short of a bright colored Lamborghini won't pick up girls so anything above what you're car would be useless to you anyway
either bought it because you liked it, or because you know volvos last a long time with minimal maintenance and it was a good deal for the price

>>17822806
I'll expand on this guy >>17822843
You're a high school junior who likes to brag about owning a mustang yet never notices the
admiration drain from peoples faces when they see what kind of mustang you actually own vs what they envisioned in their head. You unnecessarily rev your engine in parking garages and try to make as much noise as possible when driving through a intersection with a lot of pedestrians near by in order to feel cool for everyone looking at you when in reality they are looking at you saying "woooow I wish I was that cool" sarcastically.

>>17822805
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

>>17822806
Happy graduation, Hannah!

>>17822844
My dick is perfectly average. And my pubes have highlights.

>>17822847
Has seen his kind wane like the passenger pigeon. Where once were millions, now is but a single one.

>>17822848
Blends in with the single parents at the playground. They suspect nothing.

>>17822788
well shit you kind just described that shit perfectly

>>17822805
dad that owns a boat cleaning business down in ft lauderdale

>>17822806
Kid with a cheap dslr and a gimbal who goes to all the meets but parks in the back to avoid anyone seeing his car even though when asked what he drives he responds, i drive a mustang

>>17822815
Lives in an above 55 facility

>>17822833
some kid with heavy acne but still cool enough to chill and have a few beers with

>>17822840
probably just a mom

>>17822847
dude who goes autocrossing every weekend and swears that his car handles better than a miata

>>17822848
literally moms car

>>17822806

Last V6 Mustang I saw in a parking lot, I thought "there's a girl's car." Few minutes later a young couple get into it. The guy is not in the driver's seat.

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>>17817875
The "old mexican lady incredibly low in her seat with stuff all over the dashboard who doesn't quite know how to merge properly"

>>17822895
"Oh oh, stop here! The sign says they take EBT."

>>17822888
>well shit you kind just described that shit perfectly
I'm still posting more true shit, here is the second one >>17822895

>>17822887
This guy smells like beans and sweat all the time and swears that government institutions only exist to steal money away from the hard working man, doesnt have a job.

>>17822895
White girl with parents who "dont care" and who constantly gives handjobs to only the black members of the football team in the high school parking lot during study hall

>>17822905
post more, i like you

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>>17822922
The "don't park next to this because it's driven by an old weak couple who kick the doors open due to how heavy they are and will ruin your car and won't tell you" car

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>>17817875
The "this is a rental" mobile

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bought it off some old cop.

>>17817875
The "black guy wearing a white tank top with CDs all over the dash who can't quite stay within the lane markers and always has the windows down" car
or
The "30 year old blonde overweight lady who is incredibly grateful to god that there is a mcdonalds in most walmarts" car

There is no in between

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>>17822971
Forgot to attach yet again

>>17822955
Thinks cars are just appliances and owns some coffee shop in the middle of a financial district, firmly believes black lives matter; is white.

>>17822960
black guy that constantly brings up the fact that he thinks he owns the most rugged car available. Is afraid of cops and has received many handjobs from a white girl in a corolla when he was on the football team in highschool

>>17822985
You were so far off with mine.

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Before you say anything:
>yes I'm poor
>no I'm not mentally sound

>>17822991
I'll give you a try
Bought it in highschool because crown vics are cheap and powerful as well as basically immortal and has alot of trunk space. Now you're older and either work in a grocery store or some kind of retail job.

>>17823005
>lives in a nice house with a nice lawn, backyard, a big driveway and a garage
>poor

At least you're right on being a retard.

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>>17823012
still entirely wrong

>>17822997
The "old white/asian couple who drive slowly and don't quite know which exit to take or which street to turn on" car
Or
The "I'm a teacher" car

>>17822979
The car for those who couldnt afford the hertz goldplus package

>>17822997
Has almost completely lost eyesite and has 73 beaniebabys on the back deck, blocking her view. Stick saying "I love my terrier" included.

>>17823005
>donk in the reflection

You're sucking your dealer's cock for weed.

>>17823014
It's my mom's house

>>17823021
One more go
Bought dads retired FBI car to remember him since he died and prowls the streets at night searching for his fathers killer

>>17823036
Damnit anon you let me down.

>>17823005
Poor and bought piece of shit car because not entirely confident in your driving skills and if you hit something who cares

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>>17823005
>reflection of what looks like a 69' camaro donk on the driver side window

All memes aside, youre just a white girl who only listens to drake and thinks that owning a cheap nikon and an instagram page makes you a photographer

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92 Subaru SVX (AWD 3.3L Flat 6)

>>17823056
do you live in Florida, I think that exact car was just for sale for 3500

as for the profiling, just some kid who wanted something different that nobody else had but discovers that the car is fucked inside and out after he buys it so it sits in his backyard for a few years before he sells it for a fiesta

>>17823075
No, New England, and it's currently my DD.

4.44 trans swap, garaged, and mostly fine besides paint and cosmetics (no rot). Not bad though, got the motivation down.

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>>188312562
Imagine the car in pic being normal height, all red, no sunroof and an oldsmobile and you basically have my car. The missing fender comes with it too but only on one side.

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>>17817875
The "Magically seen everywhere around 3PM, driven by a white, mexican, or asian mom picking up kids from elementary school. Most likely has those individual members of the family or baby on board sticker. Sport chalet "I'd rather be ___" license plate boarder or "I support ____ schools"" car
Or
The "Hand me down given to teenage daughter, drives slowly or swerves in lane marker because on phone, most likely has that car window paint on the back saying "SENIORS 2018" with hearts in pink or a dirty back window with "wash me" car

>>17823052
>>17823028
It's my neighbor's 442, it's got some suspiciously bullet-shaped pock marks on it, too.

>>17823083
oh you're good, I like you

>>17823082
Im kicking myself for not buying the one that was near me but i dont see myself taking on something like that yet

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2014 335i. Saved for years.

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>>17817875
The "karen and I cycle together" car

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>>17817875
The "50 year old white woman elementary school teacher who despite having the car for years always forgets the tank fillup is on the right"

>>17823111
White Canadian 20-something who doesnt have a job but leases a new car every month with money that was given to him from family. Thinks college wont get him anywhere and constantly says nigga when hanging out with you. Goes to the gym often and always tells you about the workouts hes doing. Still hasnt lost his virginity and thinks that modifying a car means putting expensive rims on it.

TL:DR
/fit/

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>>17817875
The "always parked in that dirt part of the edge of the driveway of the house in the ghetto and never seems to ever move"
or
The "we're going to wally world"

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>>17817875
The "short mexican 20 year old/white 20 year old who hoses his car every weekend and posts pictures on instagram/facebook with his low bitrate android, revs in parking garages and is usually accompanied by 6/10 GF. Honks at you the second the light turns green. Drives with one hand on the top of the wheel. Added a fart can and goes to car meets"

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>>17817875
Last one
The "Reversing over and over again in parking space outside of whole foods to make sure the car is completely straight (unlike the driver). Takes an incredibly long time to wash front window with that squeegee think in gas stations. Has one or all of the listed stickers, Coexist, Hillary 2016, I'm with her, Bernie 2016, Obama, That yellow equals sign with the blue background, coachella, darwin fish badge, reddit alien thing, one or twenty Access Ok Clean air Vehicle stickers, marathon distance number, anarchy symbol."

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>>17822887
all of your money is invested in footwear

>>17822847
slightly masculine but a sub in bed

>>17822960
flies down 695 in the middle lane with flashers on

>>17823083
you have an STD

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>>17817875
literal fucking normie

>>17818083
Why is your BMW wearing eyeliner?

>>17818352
nice pontiac fiero

>>17818633
Has it been stolen yet? (Really though that;s a pretty clean teggy)

>>17821075
My dad did enjoy my car while he was on the island. Except for when I let him borrow it and he accidentally pushed the e-brake down in traffic and didn't know you have to use the hidden lever to get it to come back up.

>>17823762
It's the reflector for the 1 series headlights, normally they're amber colored but he replaced them with black, thank God

>>17818633
HEY

My mom has those rims on her 01 Echo/Platz.

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2000 Plymouth Breeze

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You'll never guess fgts!!! Mwahahaa

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>>17823930
Downsized thanks to the magic of Android screenshots

>>17823912
Must be an american spec thing. In europe theyre white.

>>17823965
Yup all of ours have amber reflectors in the headlights, it looks god awful so getting aftermarket euro-style headlights is one of the most popular appearance mods

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>>17823220
Bleeding heart liberal that sniffs xer own farts

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>>17819472
then where would you put your dirt bike?
Americans are weird.

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inb4 grandpa jokes

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Give me what you got.

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>>17823142
Your literal fucking grandad

>>17823979
Gary "Gazzo" irish surname, likes drinking slabs of vb with the cunts from work and bashing lebs on saturday nights after getting completely pissed

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vy ss commodore.

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>>17824010
also the ford behind it.

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Guess my age, occupation, and boards I browse

>>17824045
48, brogrammer
/g/, /b/, and /o/

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>>17817875
Get at me. I'm ready

>>17824045
>Beigi
You're 98. What are you doing on 4chan, grandma?

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>>17824116
>>17824126
Both wrong

>22, Army/trading crypto.
>/v/, /g/. /pol, /o/

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This is either gonna be spot on or totally off, I reckon.

>>17824199
Since my brother has one of these, I might be able to get it spot on

>He couldn't afford a Supra but wanted to brag about muh 2JZ

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Have at it

>>17824279
you are probably poor but live in a decent neighbourhood considering you still have your hub caps

>>17824286
>you still have your hub caps

holy fuck my sides

>>17824379
wait are they rims?
they are so bad they look like hub caps.

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>>17819501
Same

>>17824424
Escort poster here. They're hub caps

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2004 SAAB 9-3 2.0t

>>17824434
post stands then, hubcaps still in place means you live somewhere near majority white people.

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>>17824444
Checked

>>17824446
Well you're right about that. I have nice neighbors too.

>>17824010
>>17824017
kinda surprised no one can come up with something for these 2

>>17823843
I laughed

>>17818292
el camino?

>>17824126
uninspired choice in car leads me to believe you are a beta numale.

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>>17824444
You're a special snowflake for which a Mondeo is too mainstream. You do have a car culture and appreciate the finer cars in life. Or you just had a great discount on a SAAB and took the plunge without knowing that the parts will be harder and harder to find. You love your car though and you will run it until the rust will corrode everything up to the steering wheel.

>>17824279
If you open up the dictionary, and search for the term "first car", you'd find a picture of this car. But why ridicule a first car ? It serves exactly it's purpose. Yes, abit of rust here and there, power nothing, a repainted bodypart are not the most gracious things in a car, but hey, you got a cheap transportation. You drive yourself to college !

>>17824199
You want a big ass sports JDM product but your life responsabilies drag you down. Yea you got it plastered with shiny rims, spoilers, tints and whatnot. But at the end of the day, you need those 4 doors because life. You do enjoy hooning it when you are by yourself tho.

>>17824045
The B5.5 Passat, in this day in age, screams "I'm 40, middle class, have a wife and 2 kids, and have given up on my dreams."
If this car was an profession, it would be an accountant : great, sensible, profesional, grown up, but boring.
If this car was food, it would've been tripe soup : great at first, excelent all the time, but gets boring fast.
It this car was a building, it would've been a gaming café : yea it's great, it does it's job, but it's not 2000 anymore. A great concept that is obsolete today.
If this car was a clothing accessory, it would've been a leather boot. Great at everything, yet slightly boring.
If this car was a game, it would've been Age of Empires II HD. It was nice and all, but in 2017 it's gotten old and it's around mostly for the nostalgia people who still cling to the "good old days"

>>17817875
So, this be my car. Not this one exactly, but it's a black 318i with a manual transmission.

>>17824591
22 year old in community college, majoring in some sort of liberal art, English based on your verbosity

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>>17824199
You are a boy racer
>>17824279
Poor but great potential
>>17824429
Wtf that 2+2 is cool and a 2+2. Im so confused. You are a weeb.
>>17824444
Saab a great
>>17824591
You like to tailgate and feel better about yourself but end up shutting others from your life but your car is comfy so you try to turn it all around

>>17824616
29 year old store manager who takes tiny shitty photos on the weekends

>>17822850
very impressive anon

>>17824607

I'm a 25 year old entrepreneur who also does content writing, so you did nail it.

>>17824616
I'm a slow driver, but yea this car is so comfy. I specifically mounted 16" rims for the comfort, whereas most people run 17"-18" rims.

As for your car, you're too good for a Miata but too poor for a Z4. Yea you got some racing stuff going underneath that hood, or else you wouldn't have bothered with those calipers. Besides, nobody in this day and age drives an Z3 because it's a comfortable whatever. Every Z3 owner flocked towards the performance and the 6 cyl engines. This one is probably a 6 cyl aswell. You are a track day enthusiast but you're not enthusiast enough in order to give up on comfort, or even seats, so you went for a posh "track day bro" car.
I don't understand if this is a posh track day car, a sporty cruiser, or a rich man's Miata, and your dick is confused aswell.

>>17818490
Vapes, but not in public. Bit of a cheapskate.

>>17824494
He did not. He got a rental car the next day.

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come at me

Arizona Z's!

>>17824848
wanted a rwd toyota like an mr2 but settled for a prelude