>pull emergency brake >it's not an emergency

But it's not called the emergency brake, it's called the Parking brake. Almost all cars have a "P" for the indicator when it's on.

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>>17813126
>turn on fog lights
>there is no fog

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>>17813126
>not stepping on the emergency brake thinking its the clutch

fordpls wtf is this shit 2bh

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>putting on my turn signal
>to change lanes

>>17813126
>get into my Midship Runabout
>I use it to go driving instead of running

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>>17813126
>>17813146
>Have lever that would do nothing but lock your rear wheels up and send you spinning to your death in an emergency.
>Call it "emergency brake"

>>17813126
>step on the gas pedal
>it puts more air into the engine

>>17813126

>hit 4-ways switch
>only signals in 2 directions

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>>17813512
>lock rear wheels
>car starts to spin out
do people really think this is the case?

>>17813148
>Le big tongue spitting while shouting jew

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>pull emergency brake in an emergency
>nothing happens because the shoes are completely out of adjustment

>>17813126
>turn on headlights
>not getting any head
H-ha sure t-tricked them

>>17813126
>push in the clutch pedal
>transmission lets go of its clutch on the driveshaft

>>17814414
>push in the clutch pedal
>passenger not wearing seatbelt gets a concussion

o rite it's an auto oops

>>17814301
>Pull emergency brake in emergency
>No cable, does nothing

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>>17813172
that's why culturally and linguisitally superior English people say "indicator" instead of "durn zignul hurr"

>saying you're a virgin
>you're actually not a virgin

>>17814544
>tell a girl I'm a virgin
>I'm not
>fuck her
>"how the fuck are you this good if you're a virgin"
>just talented I guess
Easiest compliments of my life ensue

>>17814544
That's why you should always ask to see the frenulum first!

>put seatbelt on
>i'm not wearing any pants

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>put blower on full
>pretend i have no windshield

>>17814161
Air is a gas

>pull emergency brake
>still get swept away in hurricane harvey flood waters

>>17814729
so are farts

>>17813153
What the fuck were they thinking

>open sunroof
>it's raining

false advertising imo

>>17814172
too much gt

>>17814854
This is true

>step on the brake
>you break your nose on the steering wheel
Seatbelts are for sissies.

>>17815048
https://youtu.be/mRYVGvtiuDg

>>17815364
If someone did that to me and they happened to survive the crash I'd make absolutely sure they died afterwards.

>>17814484
>pull emergency brake in emergency
>handle is just a placebo, breaks off from floor

>>17814729
>>17814161
>car has gas pedal
>is diesel

>>17813126
>put something in the glove box
>it isn't gloves
LOCK ME UP

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>car has break lights
>they always work

>>17813146
mine just says
(((brake)))

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>>17816294
>gf says to step on the gas
>we're in a tesla

>things that never happened to me

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>>17816657
h-haha what a twist...

>>17815364
why the thumbnail shows an E46 BMW and the car in question is actually a Jetta?

Just curious, I would love to have a handbrake so strong in my BMW that it actually did something.

>>17816069
the simpsons did this.

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>>17816657
ZAMBONI!

>>17816825
They probably just grabbed a random image of a destroyed car