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>tfw Texas is running out of guzzolene
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Didn't those guys die?
Pick a better character to roleplay as.
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>>17801022
>implying I want to live
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>>17801034
Witness
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>>17801022
Better to die than to live a cowards life
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>>17801015
>What insurance companies see when you're describing your car mods
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my shitbox is at like 40%
i think i'll make it until next weekend
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>>17801015
Maybe in Houston but we're good down here on the coast.
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>>17802307
They're saying a pipeline that supplies 40% of the South's gas was shut off today. It's always good to be prepared. Gas prices are going up regardless.
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>>17802317
Well I don't have to go anywhere and I got a full tank. Hopefully this shit will be over soon.
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damn son
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>>17802447
What exactly am I supposed to gather from this image
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>>17801034
I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN.
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>>17802317
It's 30% of the fuel. And even then that isn't a lot of fuel.
People are running short because jackasses caused a panic and everyone went to fill up 3, 4 and 5 times as much fuel as they usually get. Some faggots were rolling around getting 60+ gallons at a time.
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>>17802502
All the gas that's been sucked dry from gas stations, I assume.
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>>17802502
>thread about texas running out of gas
>obviously an map of texas
>grey, green, and red markers along major roads
gee I fucking wonder
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>>17802683
No need to be rude sweetie
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>>17801015
I'm glad I have about 20 gallons left between my two cars, these fucking retards in Austin will panic over every. tiny. thing.
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>>17802298
>actually telling them you mod your car
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>>17801015
HE LOOKED AT ME
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>>17801015
>guzzolene
What the fuck is that? Sounds like some sort of nasty sports drink
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>>17801015
Better hope you haven't gotten out of shape because this might be your next best option
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>>17802928
>He's never seen Mad Max.
Leave.
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>>17801015
wrong movie, pal
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>>17803149
I've only seen the English dubbed version sorry
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>>17801015
Oil is a finite resource
I got bad news for you...
Everywhere is running out of guzzolene!
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>>17802661
I saw some guy in a suburban at the store the other day with like 10 jerry cans in the back next to a couple cases of water.
seriously dude, you're in fucking waco
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>>17803434
>Oil is a finite resource
Technically speaking, you're wrong.
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I wouldn't notice a thing, plebs
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>>17803487
not at the rate we are going through it.
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>>17803156
"what should our protagonist's backstory be?"
>proceed to turn Kurt Russel into a fucking fish
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>>17803666
Okay satan
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>>17803156
As a /co/mrade I'll never not laugh at this being the explanation for why Universal owns the film rights to Namor.
>We were worried about someone making a copycat of our massive hit movie franchise!
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>>17803434
That's what ppl said during the 70s/90s/00s and we always keep finding a fuck ton more..
This is the same line of reasoning "climate changers" believe..
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>>17803168
>not watching it in strine with subs
what a fag
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>>17803699
>"climate changers"
You're fucking retarded
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>>17803699
2015 was the lowest rate of discovery of oil in 20 years.
2016 was the lowest in 60 years.
The rate of discovery has dropped of much faster than expected in the last few years.
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>>17803699
>This is the same line of reasoning "climate changers" believe
Those bastards ehy, believing in scientifically proven facts.
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>>17804294
newly discovered oil-wells says absolutely nothing about anything
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>>17801015
tfw us petrol prices are almost at europes level, yet the petrol there is shit (92 is a fucking premium lolwut) and people still buy fucking v8s
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>>17803487
oil formation is limited by the total biomass of the earth which is finite because the earth is a closed system
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>>17803699
>we keep finding it
>>17804667
>not finding any more doesn't matter
That's Trump levels of denial.
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>>17804719
>tfw us petrol prices are almost at europes level,
Euros price per litre, you're reading it wrong.
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