Whats the douchiest car i can get for a decent price

>>17788052
Prius

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Nothing says Polack fuccboi like an E36 senpai

Anything shitty and riced out with a fucking retarded spoiler on it

G35 Coupe with smoked taillights and nothing else aftermarket.

Any black Mercedes alternatively.

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Douche central.

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>>17788189

G35 is supremely douchey.

>>17788052
428i with a giant spoiler like this dumb ass at my college, or a black mercedes

>>17788204
>428i with a giant spoiler like this dumb ass at my college

Sounds like itty bitty beta rage.

3k civic with a couple of simple mods
(namely plastidipped bits + wheels and a giant ebay wing)

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>I'm better than you because my car is bigger

>>17788209
Is that you then? Your car looks like shit faggot and I drive a better one, lmao

>>17788177 #
E36's are fine... but those rims


>>17788190 #
It's funny how every one of these on craigslist now has to specify "adult driven, never vaped in"

>>17788209
>guy calls someone a dumb ass for putting a wing on a base model bmw
>b-beta!!
Classic projection

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>>17788052
I bought one of these for that.

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>>17788334

>E61

>>17788497
E61 is the station wagon, dumb ass

>>17788244
>x6
>big

That this is crossover-tier.

>>17788190
>>17788333
Was completely bummed when I bought mine. Don't think I'll buy another Subaru unless it's new off the lot.

>Driving around and see one with a for sale sign in it in some driveway
>Pull in and start looking at it, older gentleman in his 30's or so comes out
>Starts tell me about the car, unlocked it and let me check it out
>Thing is mint, minus a couple little imperfections with the dash
>Take it for a test drive and everything is on point
>Only thing that really sticks out is the burnt out lightbulbs
>No dome light, fog lights, or third brake light
>Guy tells me he refuses to drive at night since he smoked a deer in his beloved project car, bulbs were never a priority
>Car has around 68k on it
>Get it home, immediately do the timing belt and water pump
>Decided to do a few other things while the plastic pieces were off
>Mismatched NGK plugs
>Find sub wiring hidden and tucked up against the fire wall
>Missing plastic fasteners everywhere
>Double o ring on the oil filter
>More I tear apart the more I find wrong
>Take it in for a Dyno tune as the internet says the original tune is junk
>Dyno guys tells me the car has been tuned already, but more of a street / strip tune
>Asks what my goals are, tell him I want reliability

>>17788052

>douchiest car

that would be a Dodge Charger/Challenger. 9/10 times they're driven by twats.

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>>17788052
I used to have this anthracite e39 M5 that was super clean but completely stock.. Gave that one up and then got another M5 but this one in Imola red with many amazing mods.

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Another BMW I had was a 530iT 5-speed. Beautiful car but very unfortunately a drunk driver with a stolen car hit it into a fire hydrant and totaled it and I had no choice but to declare it salvage due to extreme frame and body damage and water damage. I had big plans for this one but they were ended very abruptly.

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Here is my current beast

>>17788685
>missing plastic fasteners
>it was wired for subs
>it had a tune

>completely bummed

nigga you autistic as fuck

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>>17789741
Nice blogpost, clean 90's aren't really douchy you just wanted to show off

>>17788685
Could've been much worse anon