THINGS THAT GRILLS SAY

>too deep too deep
>buy me a new car

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>Why is it so loud, anon?
>Stop driving it so fast!
>Why do you have three cars?
>Manual? You mean stick?
>Why bother getting stick, it's just more work.
>Why do you need a turbo?
>Why are you listening to wierd language music?
>Wow, this car is older than me and you!
>When are you going to marry me?

Goddamn, why can't I find a girl who actually likes cars.

>>17787969
just accept that girls dont like cars, anon. its just the way the world is

>>17787969
People can enjoy one another company without being in to the same things.

>oh it sounds good
Flex pipe broke. Sounded like shit.

>I can't watch you drive
>Did you really have to make it so loud?
>Stop giving people thumbs up

Leno just had some hapa with her BMW on his show.

>>17787914
fieros are garbage tho

>>17787914
>>um u know that fieros SUCK?!
This is objectively true.

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>>17788023
I'm sure I'll find a girl who likes cars later in the future, even if it means just being friends.

>>17788046
I just wish she had the same enthusiasm about cars as me, she thinks it's weird to know about vehicles.

>>I know you're good with cars, can you <do something a mechanic would normally do> for me?
>BITCH PLEASE, UNLESS YOURE SUCKING ME DRY TONIGHT, FUCK NO
really, I end up helping them out because autismo. help me /o/

>>17787914

Girls don't talk to me, jokes on you faggot.

>>17787914
>miatas are gay and uncomfortable

Actually girls love miatas, even if I drive around in an Alpine A310 girls won't as amazed as with the miata

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>>17787969
>last two lines

>>17788184
Just tell them you're busy

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>>17787914
If a BITCH shit talks the fieRO imma floor that THott

>>17788184
>can you <do something a mechanic would normally do> for me?

This is where you fuck up. Never agree to do it for them. Tell them you'll help them.

Something something men fishing.

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>>17787914
>"you drive so fast"
>"can you slow down?"
>"just drive normally please"
>"i dont really care about cars"
>"oh you like fixing cars! well my car has (x problem) can you help me fix it??"

idk i dont talk to girls about cars usually because then they try and convince me to fix their cars for them

ive done it too but only for pussy lol

>>17788175
There's a couple girls that work at the car dealership with me and they're into cars. 1 of them is very knowledgeable and comes out racing with all of us. She drives a G37s and she was able to pull the transmission in her car and change the clutch with some help. It's too bad she has a boyfriend cause I was fairly certain she was somewhat into me. We can talk about cars for hours, it's 10/10 I would recommend finding a car girl. I'm going to stay single until I can find a girl like her.

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>>17788585
damn where i find a freak like that

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>>17788585
Well, at least you found one anon. That type of girl is hard to come by, it's almost a blessing. All the girls I know, including my girlfriend, just don't understand when I begin to gush out about seeing a "rare" car.

Also, just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score. Go for it.

>You should grow up and get rid of the bike, or at least get a harley

And they don't even know indian exists.

>>17789638
nah hes probably beta and her bf is an alpha that only puts his initial D stickers on ironically

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>>17787969
>When are you going to marry me?
RED FLAG!
RED FLAG!
RED FLAG!

>>17788023
i HAVE found one or two girls that were ACTUALLY into cars.

One of them i've met online for a week and claimed she was madly in love with me. Was a landwhale that kinda gave me the impression she was a poser but at the same time she said some stuff that made me think she wrenched her own shit.

Still, she was cray cray as FUCK and had some serious autism.

>why do you speed so much?
>it's not cool to make the tires squeal going around corners an/o/n
>stop revving your engine at stops it embarrasses me

>>17787914
Girls don't know anything about cars, other than the fact that miatas are for fags.

>>17790838
>Stop showing off anon! No one thinks you look cool!

>>17788114
>Stop giving people thumbs up
Meme_ball.png

>>17789732
And the other? Maybe not a whale/autismo

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>>17788174
Delet this

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>>17787914
My new and every girl that I've ever driven somewhere loves my miata and never called it gay lmao. where does this gay meme even come from I've never seen a effeminate man drive a miata in my life.

>>17787914
Not so much what a girl said but... drive 300k km+ car from '91. Nothing's wrong with it. She gets her own license this week. Looking for her own car, suddenly her parents are going ''naah, we'll pay some extra and get you a ''good'' car from after 2005 with less than 100k km or we don't trust it.
like.. WTF BITCH... shoulda spoken up when she got into the car with me if that shit ain't fine with you.

>>17791055
Kinda autistic, kinda cute. But only liked cars because initial D memes

>>17791122
>my fag hags love it
ftfy m8

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>go to frat party sorority house party
>pull up in my EcoBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST Mustang
>enter the room
>they all turn slowly to look at me
>one of the girls says "Eww, is that a van engine?"
>did a 360 and walked out the door
>took the bus home

>>17793355
Doing a 540 out the door should work better

>>17793423
That would imply he had enough horse power with a 4cyl to do so

>>17793423

Doing a 900 fakie out and slamming his dick in the door would work better

>>17791723
>only liking cars for initial D memes
Hey I'd call it the best of both worlds, sounds good to me