Female driver thread?

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Female driver thread? 2017-08-25 08:23:56 Post No. 17773835
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Female driver thread? Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:23:56 Post No. 17773835 [Report]

just happened 30 mins ago

>be me leaving circle K in lifted GMC Sierra
>driving down the long, straight road in front of the strip mall
>random camaro that looks exactly like pic related barrels around the corner out of nowhere and slams on the brakes
>I swerve and avoid it easily
>lays on the horn until I'm out of sight
>exit strip mall, pull up at light
>same camaro at the light to my left waiting to cross in front of me
>some blonde cunt with expensive sunglasses and her cunty friend, maybe in their early 20s is leaning out the window, flipping me off, calling me a douchebag redneck with a tiny dick and I need to slow the fuck down
>light cigarette, say "I had the right of way, cunt" as loud as I can and flip her off back
>she goes fucking ballistic and starts screaming her little entitled cunt head off in the middle of lunchtime traffic
>I leave with middle finger out window

God dammit I hate women.

Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:24:28 Post No.17773836
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:29:17 Post No.17773856
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>>17773836
Uhh how does this work?

Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:30:20 Post No.17773863
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:30:20 Post No.17773863 [Report]

>>17773856
They're basically two people who share a body. They both have control of the body so coordinating actions are really difficult.

Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:32:50 Post No.17773873
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:32:50 Post No.17773873 [Report]

>>17773856
It typically doesn't. Lifespan is generally reduced by a lot

Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:35:46 Post No.17773888
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 08:35:46 Post No.17773888 [Report]

>>17773863
>>17773873
So if your right head is driving you basically have to not move because if you do you'll fuck something up? What if you need to itch something while driving. Can one head talk on the phone while the other drives?

Anonymous 2017-08-25 09:04:26 Post No.17774010
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 09:04:26 Post No.17774010 [Report]

Why did you have to tell us you light a cigarette?

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