Why is he so full of shit?

>>17771098
>JC
>Top Gear

He's a stereotype grouchy old conservative British boomer. What's not to like?

no one watches top gear or the grand tour for the car reviews.

you watch doug demuro for car reviews. duhh.

>>17771109
>conservative

He's just a RL shitposter. He even contradicts himself thousands of times in one second.

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>>17771098
May is best boy prove me wrong
>protip: you can't

The biggest redpill to take as a car guy is realizing Top Gear is actually pretty shitty and that Jeremy doesn't know shit.

After awhile, you then start to realize that Jeremy is actually everything that's wrong with nu-car people these days. Doesn't help that he really is a baby IRL.

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>>17771098
Opinionated twat that's entertaining to listen to. Even though some of his opinions on cars are nonsense.

Also, pic related.

>>17771179
That's if someone is new enough to think its a show about seriously reviewing cars. It's an entertainment show with cars being a catalyst

>>17771233

That's everyone, lets not kid ourselves.

There's someone right now reading this post who probably came here thinking they knew everything about cars because they watched Top Gear, just like how there's /g/ experts and /k/ armchair warriors because they watched LinusMarketingTips / Hickok45

i love clarkson because he enjoys life loves women loves cars loves cigarettes. quintessential european mans man

>>17771260
So basically patriarchy incarnate. All the more reason to hate him.

>>17771270
shouldnt you be overclocking your video card?

>>17771169
What did they always call him? Captain...
Captain Quick!

>>17771271
You rather mean his racebaiting card

>>17771098
>not handling Clarkson's laddy bantz
You do know you're not supposed to take him seriously, right?

>>17771098
Aww, didums. Did the most respected automotive journalist, in the wooorld! point out your car is shit?

>>17771479
He said the Lexus LFA is the best car ever, saying if he had to drive just one car for the rest of his life he would gladly take the LFA, and claimed the SC430 is the worst, saying it has an ugly interior and calling it a sports car. That should tell you a lot about how valid his "opinions" are. He is a respected journalist for many reasons, including nepotism and his audience being retards (like yourself), but definitely not because his opinions are worth anything at all. He's just retarded. And on top of everything, he tries to act funny with his shitty puns and looks like a literal mentally handicapped autist, hence OP's filename.

Childhood is idolizing Clarkson. Adulthood is realizing Leno is the best

>>17771527
Dis. Jeremy got paid for shilling LFA and GS-F. He said GS-F is a good car but insistingly recommended German cars if you want practical

>>17771527
>SC430
The SC430 is pure trash, ugly inside and out with a ride and handling that even Americans think is poor an opinion shared across the world.

>>17771527

10/10 post tbqh

lmao if you watch clarkson shows for objective, fact-based content

>>17771098
He's a breath of fresh air these days since he's about as far from "politically correct" as you can get. It's fun watching the daily mail get triggered every time he opens his mouth.

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>>17771169
>Did rally race with an mr2
He truly is /ourguy/

>>17771590
>>17771570
>>17771527
>>17771098
Yes we get it you can samefag.

>>17771609

one of these things is not like the others

You all are fucking retarded. Jesus Christ go back to /x/ or /pol/ you dumb shitheads.

>>17771619
>you all are fucking retarded

hmm

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>>17771169
No need anon, you are right.

>>17771527
what's an opinion?

Also where you watching Top Gear repeats on Dave yesterday? With the yellow LFA?

>>17771606
>autistic
>obsesses over small details
>slow
>doesn't have a wife or kids
You know it.

>>17771098
>>17771270
Fuck off moralshits. People love him because he dosent care about political corectness and other bullshit. He's not trying to sort the best things out on a car, he just enjoys them or not.
>fucking millennial generation of shit will never understand

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>>17771752
truly bestboy

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>>17771098
>watching TopGear for the car reviews

He's funny

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Hello, best host coming through.

>>17771752
>>17771606
>>17771169
>Crashed his MR2 while trying to drift.
One of us, one of us.

>>17771527
Are you implying the LFA is anything like the SC?

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James May, every day

>>17772329
I have a sneaking feeling that May likes the Hollies and Led Zeppelin.

>>17772379
So what if he does?

>>17772388
Didn't say that was a bad thing. With that long hair and those boot cut jeans, if he didn't, I'd be surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6GeehAZ6N0

test

>>17772400
You were banned for the roullette post too?

He's an awful faggot that shitposts irl and gets paid for it. What's not to love?

>>17771179
It hurts that you are probably born in the 2000, or even late 90s. Fuck aging.

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>so James we're in a bit of a pickle and we were wondering if you would be interested
>ok wot
>Well, we know how much you love to put things together and basically work with your hands in general and were wondering if you would stay overnight and tune-up the car?
>....
>we won't be around when you do it
>....
>and we'll throw in a bag of crisps
>ok, I'll do it

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>>17771254
>Hickok45
>implying you're not a Grade A supersoldier after watching based gungramps

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>>17771098
He's biased but open about it. But he called his favourite cars shit, and car brands he didn't like "very good" several times.

Just because he rightfully shits on your cars and country doesn't make him wrong. It makes you a sad little indoctrinated goyim.

>>17772426
You know Steve's gay right?

>>17772431
proof

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>>17772434
https://youtu.be/W3B5ntEE4Ac

Oh shit is that the lawyer guy from Erin brockvich

>>17772430
O B S E S S E S E D

>>17772329
>tfw May will never be your daddy-fu
Why even live?

>>17771098
making whiny little retards upset is the best thing he does.

>no one mentions Hammond

Fags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfRfj6FkfYg

>>17772696
>no one mentions the least intelligent, interesting, talented, and funny of the three

gee i wonder why

>>17771159
This.

And that's why I like him.

>>17772781
That said, like >>17771169 said, May is best.

>>17771098
>missing the point of Top Gear
>doesn't understand comedy

None watches him for his car reviews, none even watches Top Gear for cars
They could review kitchen ovens and it would still be a popular show

>>17771764
>le edgy asshole routine
>basically a TV trope
>more than anything besides a shallow character filler

Clarkson is my least favorite character because he's just that, a character. The rest of the cast is substancially more knowledgeable and talented with cars and motorcycles. I guess he's amusing but he'd be better in a reality television show about rich British people

>>17771098
He's pretty based.


Even hates the shitskins like 99% of 4chan

his reviews are usually pretty good. he's got good taste

>>17772908

>substantially more knowledgeable

i think you're buying too much into his 'character'. the guy has traveled all over the world and has driven just about everything that's worth driving. he's got more experience with different cars than May and Hammond combined.

seriously, watch his 80s and 90s stuff, it's very insightful and high quality. my personal favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgxoG5-NVVA

>>17772929
>wears a bright green tie with a blue shirt and grey blazer
>"taste"
He dresses himself worse than a noveau rich black rapper.
I'm not even mentioning those horrid glasses.
Jeremy is a scam.

>>17774001
you can have good taste in cars but not have taste for fashion
Taste isnt universal

>>17771098
> He's funny
> He's been a motoring journalist since before your dad was born
> He was the last line of defence against the SJWs in the BBC for over a decade.
> Knows what he likes
> Knows what a good car is like
> Doesn't hesitate to rip into a bad car
> Dodge refused to give Top Gear cars for years, for fear they'd rag on them again
> This didn't stop them mocking Dodge.
> H A T E S Labour with a passion.
> Old top gear was basically the last word on wat car was gud.
> Unironically shilled the Ford Mondeo Ghia over any other car, because it was comfy and the AC worked in a heatwave

>>17772508
O B E S E

>>17772696
I'm a secret hammond fan

>>17771169
Yes

>>17774213
This yeah among others

>>17772827
>They could review kitchen ovens
Fuck I hope they do this now.

>>17774213
>punched Piers Morgan

everyone can love him for this

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>>17776721

>>17776721
Also, after being egged by a protester somewhere, he laughed it off and complimented their aim.
Unlike a major politician of the time, who punched a journalist.

>>17776739
>Unlike a major politician of the time, who punched a journalist.
Are you talking about when Trudeau got pied? Because Canadians love that shit even more than the time he did a gayass pirouette behind the queen to make fun of her, the ex-commonwealth has B A N T Z

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>>17776728
>Things aren't much better for Big M, little organ, back home in Britain
>Big M, little organ

>>17776760

He's referring to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XTiI1e-wVc

>>17776728
Thanks mate, never read this :)

>>17776760
No, John Prescot, IIRC. Egged or pied, then flipped out and punched someone. Very socialist of him.

>>17771098
Most people and I watch him because he's entertaining, and also because you're probably new to car shows, you know there are multiple iterations of Top Gear where he does do serious reviews of practical cars. If that's your bent, then you're better off watching Fifth Gear at this point.

>>17771169
May is indeed the best

>>17771098
>can't handle the bants

>>17771142
Mah quirks

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>>17771109
Still rather have those types than the rapey, stabby, angry, ultra conservative foriegn types

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is it spring yet?

>>17772446
kek'd

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>>17772431
>Has pictures with his gf on MREinfo
>Is actual woman and not mentally ill man
I get that it hurts to think you'll never be Steve's gf, but don't go making things up about him.

>>17771600
>>17771764
This is why I like him. Yes, his opinions seem to be all fucking over the place and often times not very professional, but who gives a fuck about that. He's an entertainer above all else.

>>17772413

Try mid 80's, bud.

>>17771142
This

>>17771142
tpbp

jeremy clarkson more like jerememe clarkson looool

>>17771270
what did she mean by this?