THE AMERICAN DREAM

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THE AMERICAN DREAM 2017-08-23 02:21:31 Post No. 17763039
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THE AMERICAN DREAM Anonymous 2017-08-23 02:21:31 Post No. 17763039 [Report]

-Race LS1 in upgraded 2 valve 4.6.
-Lose.
-Race LS1 in upgrade 3 valve 4.6.
-Lose.
-Finally save up for Coyote swap.
-Swap is incredibly hard. Wish you had LS-swapped. Complete Coyote swap.
-Driver's battle with LS1. Get awesome at shifting. Drop those gears to 4.10. Weight reduction. Your car is getting miserable to daily.
-Consistently beat stock 02 T/A because fuck his LS1.
-Then lose to your neighbor with an 01 z28 and bolt-ons. He's not even tuned.
-Give up on your stupid SN95 that's had three engines.
-Get a C5 Corvette.
-Call everyone with an f-body peasants.
-Call everyone with Coyotes slow.
-Get khaki shorts.
-Get polo shirt.
-Join golf club.
-Drive 5 under the speed limit even though only brand new, or highly modified cars can beat you.
-Don't even race anyone anymore.
-Drive home one day. See kid in a 2-valve 4.6. He has like 200hp and somehow you realize, he's cooler than you.
-What happened.
-Kill yourself

Anonymous 2017-08-23 02:32:54 Post No.17763064
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Anonymous 2017-08-23 02:32:54 Post No.17763064 [Report]

>Tfw I'm your neighbor with the Z28
Feels good man

Anonymous 2017-08-23 02:35:30 Post No.17763072
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Anonymous 2017-08-23 02:35:30 Post No.17763072 [Report]

>>17763064
Shut up Waylan

Anonymous 2017-08-23 02:44:01 Post No.17763095
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>>17763039
You described me right up until the polo shirt, minus the three engine swaps in my sn95. Corvette master race, feels bretty good man.

All the people constantly shit talking C5s in /o/ are hilariously jelly poor bus riders.
It is undeniably the best bang for your buck sports car these days.
>but muh cheap plastic interior
Gee, what fucking car these says doesn't have a little bit of plastic? I covered all my plastic shit with suede. Most everything else is high quality vinyl anyway.

Anonymous 2017-08-23 03:03:20 Post No.17763163
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Anonymous 2017-08-23 03:03:20 Post No.17763163 [Report]

>>17763095
That looks worse than the fucking plastic.

Anonymous 2017-08-23 03:10:37 Post No.17763187
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>>17763163
Kek, actually having the fortitude to spew such blatant lies.

Anonymous 2017-08-23 03:21:50 Post No.17763225
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Anonymous 2017-08-23 03:21:50 Post No.17763225 [Report]

>>17763095
Why doesn't the color of the center stack match the dashboard?

Anonymous 2017-08-23 04:26:59 Post No.17763439
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Anonymous 2017-08-23 04:26:59 Post No.17763439 [Report]

https://youtu.be/c-1ZHgbFu90

My friend made this. He's owned many 2 valves, 01 cobra, 05 3v gt, 2012 5.0, C5, C6, and recently got a 1st gen ctsv.

He sold the C5 after having it for not even a month

Anonymous 2017-08-23 04:36:05 Post No.17763465
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Anonymous 2017-08-23 04:36:05 Post No.17763465 [Report]

once i got my big turbo evo x speeding racing and hooning kinda became less fun because i had to definitly 100% risk my life to do it because the car is so fast

Anonymous 2017-08-23 04:38:07 Post No.17763474
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Anonymous 2017-08-23 04:38:07 Post No.17763474 [Report]

>>17763095
that looks like ass

those climate control knobs look like they are from a sub 3 year olds toy

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