>Porsche 911 >Doesn't have 911 HP

>>17760659
>Honda S2000
>doesn't have 2000 torque

>>17760659
It may have been linked to Al-Qaeda and did another famous 911 so i guess it's as advertised.

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>z06
>isnt made of lithium

I drive 95 on route 95. It's speed OCD. People think I'm a real dick on highway 1.

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>New Sports Car eXperimental
>Is New
>Is more sports car and more experimental than the original ever was
%100 as advertised.

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>>17760673
It should be. Lithium can't break a hole through the block and leak oil all over.

>>17760673
>Z=6
>implying it isn't carbon

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>ES350
>doesn't have a 350L engine

>>17760689
>Hybrid
>Automatic
>V6

""""""""Sports car"""""""""

>>17760659
>Mazda MX-5
>it goes 5mph

>>17760728
>Saves fuel
>Best transmission
>Original also had a V6
sounds good to me.

>bmw 330ci
>costed me $330

feels good man

>honda accord
>there is no treaty

>McLaren F1
>actually raced in a GT class

fucking false advertising

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>NSX Zanardi Edition
>still requires legs and feet you use the gas/brake/clutch

>>17760783
alex zanardi is a fucking beast.

>Ford Focus
>bunch of drivers bumbling about on their phones while driving

>Ford Fiesta
>about as entertaining and exciting as plain wallpaper

>Ford Escort
>doesn't necessarily escort you

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>>17760868
>370z
>Not having 370 cylinders

>honda civic
>won't get you out of jury duty

>>17760728
There's going to be a non-hybrid RWD NSX-R that's coming.

>Range Rover Autobiography
>dashborad contains an instruction manual

>Ford Mustang
>doesn't put out just 1 hp

>86
>has 86mm exhaust tips

>Mazda 3
>Isn't the 3rd car Mazda has made.

>vw polo
>not minty

>vw golf
>about as exciting as fucking golf so 100% as advertised

>subaru impreza
>doesn't impress 'er

>>17760728
The fastest car on the planet are using a v6 hybrid with an auto transmission

>Dodge Stealth
>Can be seen easily by anyone looking in the general direction

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>>17761476
WHAT

YES

>tfw its gonna cost like 200k tho

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>>17762693
best

>Porsche 911
>Bush didn't make it

>>17762747
Weak attempt. 4/10

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>>17760659
>Clio 182
>actually has 182 HP

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>>17762803
>fiat uno 1.0 fire
>actually has 1.0 fire engine inside

>>17760659
>Nissan Stagea
>isnt a stage

>Dodge Challenger
>doesn't pose an actual challenge

>Ford Pinto
>Isn't a type of bean
>Still has explosive results..

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>brz
>nije

>Integra Type R
>Doesn't use a keyboard

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>Sunbeam 1000HP

>Only makes 900HP

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>>17763323
10/10 but I don't think there are many slavs here to understand

>>17762779
Dumb one day shitposter

>subaru impreza
>isn't imprezive

>boxer engine
>has no punch

>>17763357
imagine spinning out in that thing in the rain

>>17763982
the turbo lag does sometimes remind me of Mike Tyson trying to speak though

>>17764170
It's called the boxer engine because it's slow like someone with heavy brain damage.

>Seat Ibiza
>no trance radio station near me
fml

[spoiler]>porshe[/spoiler]

>mazda 3
>you only get one car

>>17764356
>mazda 3
>doesn't have 3 wheels

>>17762693
Horses actually make close to 15 to 25 HP at full sprint when converted from energy

>>17760737

>Toyota Tacoma: isn't built in Tacoma, Washington
>Toyota Cressida: it actually decreases your ego when people see your driving one
>Mitsubishi Pajero: most drivers are not wanders and drive politely

>>17763318
Nice

>>17760783
I'll never be this cool.

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>>17760659

>ford edge
>doesn't come with Linkin Park CD and pocket knife

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>>17760659

>Vista Cruiser
>You can literally cruise the vistas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6yczfL9n3M

>>17760689
I love this car so much. It makes me feel funny. Like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class

>Dodge Neon
>is not fluorescent nor particularly nimble

>Ford Flex
>is not midbody articulated like big-city busses

>Saturn Sky
>stays firmly planted on ground

>Chevrolet Sonic
>is only capable of subsonic speeds

>Honda Rebel
>conforms to all safety and ISO standards

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>>17760659

>6000 SUX

>Doesn't suck

>>17762760
actually they're powered by jet engines

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>WRX STI
>is a virgin

>>17762790
I like.

>>17760659
It is the number to call after the rich idiot who got one crashes it.

>Volkswagen Touareg
>Isn't built in North Africa

>>17764375
kek'd

>Ford Escape
>You're not going anywhere

>Acura Integra
>Isn't the area under a curve

>Porsche 911
>hasn't even sacrificed 2000 infidels in the name of Allah

>>17760659
>lower germany car uses numerology for their cars
wtf i love the Illuminati now

>>17762693
I actually like this one.

>>17764387
But 1 horse is 1 hp no matter what. I mean there must be at least 1 horse with actual 1 hp.

>>17766294
>american
>oh it sucks already

>honda accord
>hasn't even agreed to one treaty

>>17766901
hp is function of torque and rpm. i dunno how exactly does one convert ways of horse movement to rotations. full leg work cycle? one leg?

i wonder how horse power chart would look like. i mean, horse has to have more and less efficient moments through its movement speed

>>17767227
HP is a measure of power, just like watts. It's as simple as converting the energy burned by the horse while it runs.

>>17763323
nice

>>17760670
>not having a 2004 s2200

>>17760689
>supercar technology for a pittance like the original
>honda reliability
>somehow universally hated

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>one of the fastest things on the road
>called a challenger

>>17763323
Hahaha pozdrav

>>17767227
You'd need a horse to pedal an exercise bike

>>17763323
Burger here, plz let me in on your slav joke

>>17767436
Subaru BRZ
brz = fast in a lot of slavic languages

>>17767436
BRZ means fuck my gf in russian

>>17763304
>Dodge Challenger
>Not challenging liberals to dodge

>>17766902

>european
>drives a 500 kg shitbox, or not at all and forced into mass transit like the royal subject it is

>>17760659
>opel insignia
>isn't a status symbol

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>>17763323

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>Bedford Rascal
>Is actually a cheeky lil' Rascal

>>17760677
>highway 395

Hans, get the jet car.

>gti
>its not a grand tourer and its carburated

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>Dodge Ram 1500
>can't run over 1500 civilians at once

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>American Motors
>made in Canada

>>17760659
Baby oil. Not made from real babies.

>>17770069
Sure it can. They just have to be in an ash tray first

>>17762697
86
>86 mm bore
>86 mm stroke

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>Kia Rio
>not made in Brazil

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>>17763323
Дoбap

>>17763361
>>17767269
>>17767339
>>17769359
I'm actually surprised by the number of Slavs here

>Maserati Ghibli
>not an anime studio

>>17760659
>Ferrari 488 Spider
Doesn't have 8 wheels or have 488 spiders inside it.

>>17760671
I always wondered how they sold 911's in USA because of this?

I mean, I call them 'nine-elevens' here...

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>>17763323
Even the guy in the ad doesn't seem to enjoy driving it.

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>>17763323

>>17777777

>americans
>fat and stupid

>>17760763
>McLaren P1
>didn't race in LMP1

The fraud continues

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>>17763323
Godamnit I just got it
>>17771786
That reminds me of pic related