Why do Americans put their eclipse in the microwave?
>>17751664
>not putting your eclipse in the microwave
>tfw shart in my shoes indoors while boiling my car in the microwave for my tea to drink in the shower
>>17751664
because that's what we use to cook our hot dogs in.
Everyone keeps saying that there's an Eclipse event happening Monday. I didn't know so many people owned Eclipses.