>When your employer pays such a high per mile rate for your

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>tfw you stop extremely hard at a stop light intentionally and the guy behind you has to swerve into the turn lane

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>tfw you drive slowly and when people try passing you match their speed as soon as they are right next to you, forcing them to back out

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>>17749754
>he thinks he's the one gaming the system

>>17749754
>actually making complete stop at stop sign/right-on-red even when cop isn't present

>>17749781
please kys, that is the most obnoxious shit

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>>17749816
You fucking mad man.

>>17749781
Did that last night to some peugeot fag.

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Sometimes i stand still at green light then floor it when it becomes orange so the car behind me has to wait.

>>17749758
>>17749781
autism

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>>17750017
Too poor to change your brakes, Anon?

>>17750028
autism. take the bus or let mommy drive instead, the roads arent your outlet to frustrating other drivers because you have some mental illness and want society to pay for it somehow fucking pyscho that shouldve been aborted

>>17749754
>not hypermiling and making large trips for the company with a econobox to make profit

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>>17749754
>not driving 65 km/h on the highway
>after pic related

>>17750671
and pic related

>mfw slow down every time they honk or flash

>>17750038
>being this assblasted
If you weren't such a shit driver, you could notice I'm stopping.

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>>17750677

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>tfw blocking a whole street until someone drives off to take his spot

>>17749927
I do that but its accidental and I stall my car at least once, currently working on it.

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>break the law
>cop is nearby and chases me
>turns on lights
>accelerate to lose him
>turn unpredictably into any turn I see, to make him lose track of me
>leave completely unscathed
>mfw