Friendly Teaching Thread

>>17747472
if your car is low on fuel, fill it up before you run out

>>17747472
if your car is low on oil, fill it up before you run out

>>17747472
if your subaru is low on vape juice, fill it up before you run out

>>17747472
rev it up like bam bam bam bam bam then select D for maximum respect

>>17747472
If you have a slow shitbox but aren't even out of college yet keep it shitboxes are way better than poor MPG muscle cars when paying back student loans

>>17747472
if your car is low on blinker fluid, fill it up before you run out

If you drive a slow shitBox you can easily make everyone respect you more by putting a fart can on the exhaust

does anyone have actual advice?

>>17748022
Yes

>>17748022
if your tire is low on pressure, fill it up before you run out

>>17748022
If your battery is low on fluid, fill it up before you run out.

>>17748022
if your car is low on washer fluid, fill it up before you run out

>>17747472
If you're running out of gears in your transmission, fill it up before you run out.

>>17747564
Not taking student loans and driving an NA I6 bimmer master race here

>>17747472
this thread will get to 300 posts before someone replies with a serious advice

>>17748156
If your thread is low on quality posts, fill it up before the bump limit runs out.

>>17747472
if your car is low on tire tread, fill it up before you run out
if you bike is low on tires, fill it up before you run out

>>17747472
If your transmission is low on transmission fluid, fill it up before you run out

Never change your oil, it lowers the saturation of cleaning compounds in the engine

Always shift your car at redline after a cold start to ensure the engine warms up fully

Urine is an effective substitute for engine oil in certain BMW engines

If you have a car with a rear window washer you can turn the nozzle upside down and fill the reservoir with piss and shoot tailgaters.

Underrated thread

If your muffler is low on bearings, fill it up before it runs out

If your car is low on blinker fluid, then bring it to your mechanic to have him fill it up.

>>17748337
Thanks, finally a use for that shit

>>17748679
if your wife is low on cum, then bring him to a bull to have him fill her up
if you wife's son is low on school supplies, then take him to the Walmartscale to fill him up

If you are running out of horsepower
Open up the horse box and feed the tiny horses inside

>>17749040
>>17748279
Bests posts in thread.

>>17747472
if your windshield is cracked, fill it up before you run out

>>17747472
If you run out of inspiration and enthusiasm for you car or cars in general because you realize it fucking sucks 99% of the time and because new cars don't catch your attention at all, fill it up again before you run out

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>>17747472
If your rear view is low on FRESH, fill it up before you run out.

you can shift a manual smoother than an automatic can do it. keep practicing until you can and impress grillz with your mad skillz. Takes a lil bit of rev matching (even on the upshift omg what) and a delicate foot. bitches will go mad for your smooth ride when you can shift better than chads hummer H2 can.

>>17747472
If you have a low beam out don't just drive with your highs on. Replace the bulb you lazy faggot

Don't put eBay hid's in your stock headlight housings. the light output is shit and you blind other drivers.

When buying a used cheap vehicle always make the sale price on the title less than you actually paid to avoid some sales tax.

Change your oil when the engine is up to operating temp. You'll get more of the old shit out that way, and in less time

Learn to drive a manual. It's fun and you never know when it might come in handy.

if you drive buzzed and do the speed limit or below it you are drawing attention to yourself

If you're working on your car and need to get under it ffs don't just trust the jack you dolt. Get some stands and use them as well. Also don't use the manufacturer provided scissor jack for anything but changing a tire

Be proactive, not reactive