Help me choose first car neckbeards

>Honestly wish I had no budget otherwise I'd just buy a 458 or 488 or whatever cookie cutter supercar and install an iPE exhaust but beggars like me can't be choosers

>>17744686
>20yo Trust Fund (wannabe) Chad
get a fucking miata

>>17744697
I'm not quoting anyone? Just using this format to express my situation

>>17744702
I have a trust fund, faggot. Wannabe Chad not wannabe trust fund.

>>17744703
lurk more faggot

>>17744686
By the way, I don't care about insurance or maintenance or whatever. I don't work on my cars (actually still on my learners license so will be buying for real in a year after I've passed my N)

>>17744686

if you want to start a youtube channel you should start with a broken down car and restomod it

>>17744709
Just get to recommending cars, neckbeard swine

>>17744716
Nah, I want to prey on 12 year old children with MUH SUCCESS and MUH GRIND ya feel?

>>17744721
fuck off to reddit, fuccboi

>>17744706
lurk more you odd individual.

Ford Focus RS like all the fuccbois.

Used GTR

civic type r luxury is for old people

>>17744826
Lovely lil car but dealer markup + canadian pesos makes it a bad deal and also badge aint luxe enoguh ma nigga

>>17744833
Oh fuck me trust me I'd love to. Really out of my budget but one of my dreams is a 2018 gtr nismo with the full n attack package

>>17744840
get a c63 with a gold wrap, like all the asian faggots over there

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>>17744686
dont believe op, i think he is stereotyping out of jealousy.

to answer the question posed i would say an AMG of some kind fits the bill pretty well.

>>17744686
gtr like everyone in your boat

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>>17744686
Get a new NSX and be a real Chad

get a gun and shoot yourself
best money i ever spent

>>17744686
>So lazy he can't even be bothered to research which car he actually wants
Yup, I believe him when he claims to be a trust fund kiddie. I don't feel like helping you for free. You need to pay us.

>>17744686
Try not to shoot up a sorority girls' dorm when they don't like you for your German hunk of shit.

>>17744962
Elliot Rogers drove a shitty bland 3 series that is probably the most cookie cutter car out there. I want to buy something that is significantly more exotic.

>>17744987
3 series diesel nothing like spewing cancer causing particulate matter onto the plebs behind you

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M5

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get a TVR

it'll kill you within minutes

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>>17744686
>Get a car that is almost indistinguishable from the other shitboxes that the very same manufacturer pumps out despite a multicolored badge on the rear end that 95% of people on the road have no clue what it represents, especially women

>Wants to make it as loud as possible
You mentioned Fentanyl so I automatically assume you're from Ontario. I'm from Canada too, I know for a fact that most laws won't let you drive 10 feet without a cop pulling you over for being too loud especially in a downtown sector. Plus a 20 year old driving an old man's midlife crisis would be pretty funny, at least the dumb girls could probably tell you what it is.

Did you think this through at all or just "bmw because its like buying apple products but cars"

6.2 na c63 and straight pipe it

>>17744686
>Am 20yo Trust Fund (wannabe) Chad
You could've just said faggot.

>>17744721
>/r9k/ larper calling people neckbeard swine
Bring back WT Snacks to lay down the permaban.

>>17744686
Be like every other Vancouverite faggot with daddy's money, and get an M3/M4.

>>17744686
0/10 poor bait
next time try being a little subtle, it goes a long way!

>>17744686
the autism in this post shows how much of a Chad you aren't

>>17744686
Build a rally E30 with a twin turbo S52 and a sequential transmission in it.

Candy paint that bitch.

Daily it.

>muh stance
Fuck your stance, I have 12" of suspension travel and 700 horsepower.

>>17744686
acura nsx or a vette

>>17744847
nigger are you dumb? you can get a used gtr for 50k

Get miata ND and used camaro ss

its literally all you would ever need


ND for fun cruising

SS for power

e90 m3 you get an 8k redline or a c63 the new one has one of those retarded exhaust that sound like firecrackers.

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>>17744880
Yep.
>luxury
Check
>loud
Check
>2/4 doors 4/5 seats
Check
>flappy paddles
Check-ish
>tinder pulling car
Chicks are idiots and love the 3 point star

Fits the bill, some even already come with big wings as referenced by that guy's pic

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>>17744686
I'd say the new 2018 AMG E63 S.
>Mercedes-AMG for the badgewhores
>0-60 in 3.3 (or less)
>Comfortable and available with almost all available luxury features

>>17745077
Tesla is the Apple of cars fuck off.

BMW is top tier, FiST faggots are just poor.

That said,

OP:

If you havn't been to a track don't buy anything with more than 300 HP or you'll kill yourself or waste the HP.

:Get a:
Miata
Civic SI
Focus ST
BMW 135i
Camaro
and put the money in the stock market.

If you drive those cars to the limit at the track you can spend more. If you insist on blowing the money on a car but don't want to drive it just get a nice Mercedes, Jaguar, or Cadillar so the women will know that you are well off. That way you can have a nice high way cruiser and still get the attention you want.

>>17744686
C63 black edition with the 6.2

>>17744686
Hey Chadman,
fuck all these autists, just either get an M2 or get a mint 1st gen NSX and own a car that senna drove and a car that will appreciate in value.

>>17746029
eh, I'm worried about the M2, isnt the driving position misaligned or something? seems weird to me

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>>17744686
E55

>>17744686
You sound like the personification of BMW. Anything with an M badge is right up your alley. If youre getting a wing, dont gat a 4 door. Get a M2/3/4 coupe and deuche it out.

buy a cheapo x6 and move to eastern europe

DINAN tuned M5

or AMG whatever.

It doesn't fucking matter, you could buy whatever car you want and you still won't escape the creeping depression and realization that your life has no purpose and you're going to off yourself in 10 years.

Best of luck faggot

>>17748398
lmao fuckoff you poor boy. i just want to enjoy myself and get all the young pussy i can while im still in my early 20s. no depression!

>>17748411
>implying I don't drive a 2018 lingenfelter grandsport
>Implying the money matters
none of this shit matters you brainlet holy fuck why is it that stupid people are given so much

>>17748426
Bread on hood

>>17744686
cheby ss.

>>17748443
>>>>>>>Eating grains
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>appeasing web autists
Give me 2 days to where I'm home again and I'll post jfc

>>17744686
>Am 20yo Trust Fund (wannabe) Chad
>From Canadia
Go back to China, bitch.

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>>17744686
>From Canadia
'75 New Yorker

Smokes, let's go.

>>17748767
you're thinking of old canada

new canada is a different beast, especially in the city, those times are long gone. Unless you live in Bumfuck, Manitoba, in which case you're spot on.

>>17744686
Toyota MR2 SW20 Turbo

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nobody recommended the F Type R yet?

>already has an obnoxious exhaust
>checks the boxes for exotic and luxurious
>badge whores well among non-car people
>other car vloggers have them

new F Type Rs sell for around 100k freedumbucks in the US, you can probably find a lightly used one in Canada for the same price.

>>17748767
Shout out to the trailer park boys for making this beast one of my favorite things ever

997.2 porsche 911 turbo

Or a lifted truck and run over those junkies

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>this thread

>>17746012
good choice lad

>>17748862
I loooovee the F Type R but interior isn't great for the price and I'd prefer the earleir RWD over the current AWD

>>17748638
Greetings, poor white. Now get out of my way boy, I'm on my way to buy all of your land and put yourkind into fifty generations of servitude

>>17744942
Actually willing to pay. Depends on how thorough you are but got a venmo or paypal?

>>17749329
>>17749335
>>17749343
literally just get the 2018 AMG e63 s when it comes out ffs

>>17744686
Holy shit you fucking normie, you can't even greentext properly. Anyway I hate the junkies in Vancouver too, so I support your decision. If you're gonna straight pipe it, get an M4

>>17749383
Okay. Understood Senpai. Hope Senpai noticed me, what abt next gen m5? teheehee

>>17749395
No kidding. I was riding a two seater bike with gf at night enjoying the scenery and this druggie was putting out the trash out of a recycling pin by literally throwing it, nearly got hit by a fucking beer bottle...

>>17749335
You definitely sound like the kind of guy who needs a car like this. Everyone help the man!

>>17749410
Chill. I was just writing something ridiculous in order to rile up his /pol/ r/the_donald r/metacanada posting ass

>>17749408
I hate Vancouver so God damn much sometimes
Anyway get the M4 and my paypal is [email protected], I'm curious as to what you're gonna do with my email. I hope I get murdered somehow because I'm depressed

>>17749426
Can I also contact u with this email? Who knows maybe I'd actually end up sending you C$10 or smth. will keep it for future reference. maybe we could even be actual rl friends lmfaooo (pls dont be weird......)

>>17745081

My nigga

>>17749435
Yeah go ahead. I'm not weird I'm just dead inside

Just get a liter superbike and straight pipe that bitch. Revbomb the fuck out of normies and skanks. They cant grab their squirting pussy if they're covering their ears.

>>17749444
Shit. Well what is bothering? Vancouver can get boring sometimes, and the people might suck sometimes, I can admit that. It's not a city for people who don't have their life at least 80% together. A city for growing up and growing old in, but not for the in between adult part imo Are you feeling sad bc for social issues or are external factors inducing other deeper issues? Housing issues?

>>17744715
you're in vancouver aren't you. fucking ching chong go back to china.

>>17749477
Awww are you mad? Wanna talk frankly without getting all butthurt?? Oh wait you dont want to? Well enjoy being an incel in your moms basement <33

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>>17749491
yea.

>>17749491
wew you just confirmed everything he said

>>17749335
lol. Your comebacks are as pathetic as your tiny asian dick. If you need help, ask your mom. She knows all about the good come back.

>>17749588
Awkward cuz i'm not asian. Actually middle eastern :P

>>17749399
I would argue that Mercedes is a more premium brand than BMW, and the Merc is quicker to 60 and more comfortable.

>>17749608
Then you should have no problem killing yourself.

>>17749610
I guess you're right. It's a shame that the new M5 doesn't have DCT and a Carbon Core chassis like the 7 series. Otherwise, it would've basically been the equivalent of a four door 720s

>>17749613
Be honest with me. Why are you getting all worked up? Did something bad happen to you recently? Not sure why you are huffing and puffing all this pent up rage over the internet, and a 4chan post at that.

>>17749631
I don't like you.

>>17749623
I wouldn't go quite that far, but it would be interesting to see. Also the ZF 8-speed is an excellent transmission for a lot of purposes.

>>17749633
But you know nothing about me. And the few words I've spoken were embellished for 4chan. You dont need to have such an extreme knee jerk reaction...live life in the slow lane. If you get worked up this easily, it's quite easy for people to take advantage of you...

>>17749636
Hahah yeah. I guess I just love how the F10 M5's DCT gave it such a supercar vibe

>>17749644
>it's quite easy for people to take advantage of you...
lol. shut the fuck up, faggot. the only thing you take advantage of is your daddy's hard work and your momma's whore cunt.

AE86

You'll be lucky to find one under 100k

>>17749653
See? You just exploded for no reason. Chill the fuck out boy. I'm telling you to calm down because I used to be like you. Take some advice from an ex-incel who went normie.

>>17749664
I'm not exploding at all. The only one exploding here is you. And probably one of your cousins.

Also, girls love Porsches. 911s are hot as fuck too.

>>17749669
Calm down alright? You're really taking this personally aren't you..just. sigh.

>>17749674
I don't like your post. I don't like your responses. I don't like you.

>>17749670
Thanks for the suggestion! If I can snag a 991.1 generation carrera 2 or 2s with manual (later car with revised Manual) for a good price then I would just at the chance

>>17749678
Okay hateful stranger, I hope you have a good day tomorrow. because whatever your beef with me is, its clearly from projecting some sort of inner fear

>>17749690
I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to reply until this shitpost is off the board.

>>17749705
Lmao, if you keep replying then this post won't be archived and instead remain here in perpetuity teeheehee

>>17749712
Then I get to tell you to go fuck yourself forever. Win-win as far as I'm concerned.

>>17749718
Alright babe <3

>>17744686
How about an ATS-V? I can't see many people choosing these over a M4 or C63. Perhaps you can get a great deal on one?

>>17749724
Go fuck yourself.

>>17749728
hm yes it's a great car indeed. v6 makes me less interested though, i feel that if i buy an american performance car that it should be a v8

>>17749730
No, YOU go fuck yourself

>>17749734
Go fuck yourself.

>>17749744
Tell me about your day, it's getting boring teeheehehe

>>17744686
Fentanyl pushing? You in Vancouver?

>>17749763
Yup, but it's a problem canada wide. like i dont uinderstand, smoke weed all you want but why go harder..

>>17749749
Meh. I'm bored, too.

Don't kill yourself, man. I didn't mean that. And I didn't mean what I said about your people. Just don't turn into a douchey trust fund kid. You don't want those type of girls that are into that anyway. Trust me.

Later man. Good luck in your vehicle search.

>>17749773
Thanks for sobering brother. I'm definitely won't kill myself and I didn't take those comments to heart either haha. If you knew me irl you'd know that I am not the stereotypical rich kid, I live quite low key actually. As for the girls, I'm just in it for the sex, no fucking way I'd date them lol. Alright peace out i think this is enough 4chan for the time being

>>17749770
Yah man its really fucked up here, innit?

At least we have some good driving roads like the sea to sky and the cypress bowl.

Just finished HS and probably gonna move away desu.

>>17749800
Oohh where? To the island? Going east? south? or away from the continent altogether?

I just love it here man, I literally go to stanley park every week and still can't get enough of the beauty

>>17749811

Norman Wells.

>>17749847
>Norman Wells
Mining job I'm guessing?

>>17749811
Probaby to eastern Europe or Asia desu. I've had it with the socio political atmosphere here. Need to figure out how to make some money first.

>>17749859
Hate the libs? hate the ndp/green? hate the vancouver people?

>>17749858
Flying Planes.

>>17749873
All of them

>>17749877
Fuck that is so cool. Well enjoy the views bro, must be the most amazing sight outside that cockpit

>>17749882
fucking windchill is gonna suck in the winter. just putting my hours in and hoping to get back to civilization once i get enough hours.

>>17749881
shieet desu cant be that bad....you in vancouver city or metro van? absolutely no mny in your bank accouint?

>>17749896
North van with my parents. I kind of want a change of culture too desu

>>17749915
ah i see, well gd luck i guess, hope you find whatever it is ur looking for

>>17749920
Yah thanks man. I just know for I fact that If I went the regular route through university then job in the same place I grew up in I would probably end up killing myself of boredom.

I went to China on a trip last March, it was amazing. Still need to go see eastern Europe before I decide.

>>17749786
>>17749773
are you joking just tell the arab to die already ffs the roaches are infesting the west and are fucking gross

>>17749955
Are you white or asian or smth else? experiences of foreign countries can be wildly different depending on who you are. And how are your grades? work hard to get into great schools for the connections imo, you said you needed money but if you want to get rich then you need connections to get there

>>17749969
White, my grades are all low As except in precalculus. I plan to start a business hopefully.

>>17749983
How are your uni admissions? can you afford to go to a selective us school? or limited to canada? pls dont be one of those low life faggots who teaches english in a foreign country. nobody likes them, and the political climate there is shaping to make those types redundant and also the locals dont like them much either

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>>17744686
No offense OP but you sound like the stereotypical rich asian/indian kid.

>You dont know anything about cars yet you want one that commands "respect"
>You also want something obnoxious on the street strictly to rev it.
>Can't drive manual or too lazy too
>Wants a Luxury sports car for some reason when you'll strictly be driving it around the city.

There should be a word made up for your kind. Poser is too generic.

Anyway I either hope you get something reasonable or you end up buying a sports car and learning how to properly drive on a track instead of reving at homeless people.


I've seen plenty of your kind here in the states as well as on youtube.

>>17746024
>Put the money in the stock market
This is shit advice. Buy real estate or an established business that can be run with no effort on your part. The stock market is for garbagemen.

>>17749999
>There should be a word made up for your kind
Squid and faggot both come to mind

>>17750007
Seconding faggot, he may not be gay but he's an abomination

I love people like op because I pull rank on them all day, even in my daily h2b del sol.

>>17744686
just get some american muscle like a CTSV or some Hellcat Charger if you want to be loud, proud, and chad?

>>17750007
But squid is for bikers right?

and faggot is too immature imo.

>>17750015
FAggot it is.

This also describes all of the kids who go to my university. The chinese, the arabs, the indians, all of them.

>>17749998
I'm not gonna be teach in English lol. I know how nobody likes them and how they're trash.

>>17750022
Kay den, why don't we just combine poser and faggot since he's both
OP is a poserfaggot

>>17749999
dude its fun. I would get a manual and the whole shabang (considered ZL1 1LE) but great racetracks arent nearby. The closest thing i have is mission raceway and if FIA rated the track, it would be rated ghetto. it's not like the states where you have great tracks within 1 or 1.5 hours driving. There is a track in vancouver island but too far from where I am and same thing for this track called Area 27. If im not at the track then there is no point to a manual imo

also im 20 with money, anyone in my position would do the same thing

>>17750035
No actually, anyone with brains would do something smarter with their money like invest it or play the stocks and make more money

You are a fucking child that just happens to be 20, figures since you type like a spoiled brat

>>17750022
Yeah, squid is a biker term.

Charlatan, tool, imposter, cunt, douche, guido, niggerfaggot, ass clown... I'm just making shit up now. There's a word out there for them

>>17750035
So don't get a ZL1, get something else with a six speed you dumb fuck.

>>17750031
Haha good I was worried that you are one of those types. Admissions for above avg foreign students to top schools in asia are quite easy actually. This is because undergrad/high school education culture in North America and
Asia are basically flipped. In Asia, high school is fucking intense (twice as intense as whatever honors ap ib on offer) and uni is chill. Whereas in north america it is the reverse. If you can master the foreign language+grad from a top local school there, you can make serious money working for a local conglomerate. again, gd luck on your endeavours

>>17750046
This, you sound like an absolute loser

Just buy an M3 and be another rich brampton boy riding on his parent's bank account

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>>17750035
>dude its fun

No its not. I dare you to go to a track and tell me reving around a city is more fun than pushing your own skills to its limits on a circuit

>also im 20 with money, anyone in my position would do the same thing

Nope. you think all 20 years old males that come from money have the same taste as you?

Maybe you'll realize this in a few years or a couple of months when you get bored of it. Or maybe years. Who knows.

>>17750046
I already invest. It's called private wealth management lmao.

>>17750068
Yeah I'm sure YOU do, lol
Your dad hooked you up with a broker and now you think you "manage" you finances
ROFLMAO

>>17750067
I sim race quite a bit and understand the appeal of trackdays very much. I'm saying that the local track sucks so I'm less inclined to go for trackdays. jeez

>>17750057
But what about my trash math mark? :(

>>17750074
Congrats, if you actually think that doing due diligence yourself (which may be flawed) is going to beat long term a fund managed by the best of the best then you couldn't be more wrong.

>>17750076
This is true. All tracks around the Vancouver area are either nonexistent or horrible. IMO I would still drive a manual but this ir correct.

>>17750091
>trusting other to manage your wealth
WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE HE'S AT IT

>>17750078
Well most foreign unis dont accept foreign transfer so you have to get in from hs stream admissions. Precalc is very low for your age (i did precalc in grade 10, equiv of college year 1 math in grade 11 and year 2 college math in grade 12 so idk really)..fingers crossed i guess?

>>17750102
And you dont put all your eggs in one basket either. I have multiple banks that i work with lmao. Right now I have school which is a full time thing and after that i'll have a job making me significant amounts of money. I understand enough about finance to not get ripped off and at the same time investing seriously on my own independently is not a great use of my time. Not sure why youre trying to paint me as some cliched inept socal retard.

Get an old Civic, k swap, E85, turbo, easy 500 hp

>>17750117
Because that's what you are, instead of forming your own opinions based off your own research, you come here and ask to be spoon-fed by people you've never met for an image, that's why you're a cliche of an idiot with more money than brains

>>17750162
Im here for a fun discussion about the cars that im considering...why on earth would i take 4chan with anything more than a grain of salt?

>>17750171
Because that's exactly what you were doing
Now that you got called out you change your tune
Leave now newfag

Cls63 dont be stupid

>>17750181
u mad bro? its just a joke bro!

>>17750106
>>17750106
Well I mean I could go for Economics or Law, neither of which require mathematics. Maybe I could spend a year retaking and or doing calculus? I could use that year to learn the language, too.
Thanks for everything bro.
Sorry about all the other guys being dicks.

If you're "rich" with doctor daddy money go lease an M-series

If you're actually rich, get a 911 GT3

>>17750197
Dude no retakes if you are aiming for Asia. Schools see that on your record and they drop your file like a used condom. Are you entering your senior year soon/around now? Any way to take an extra year of HS? maybe go to a prep school? there is a school in victoria called SMUS that accepts very very last minute applications. as a foreigner looking at foreign unis, only go for the tier 1 schools ala peking tsinghua fudan shanghaijiaotong seoulnational, koreauni yonsei kaist postech etc. any lower and nobody will give a fuck about you. The niche of an actually talented young foreigner in asia with working command of the language is tiny right now. you will be making bank the moment you step out of grad. and dont worry about it, this is 4chan and people are usually cunts with or without anonymity

>>17744686
>trust fund
>wants to waste it on a super expensive car
Even if you have millions in trust, wasting 100k on a car is idiotic. Use that money to make more money. Otherwise, enjoy being a poor fuck in 5 years once you've blown through it all on cars and addictions.

>>17750229
OP is obviously shitposting.

>>17744686
used low mileage AMG GT

>>17750500
should i be getting the gt or the gt s or gt c because it is technically a more "pure" car? https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-driven/mercedes-amg-gt-review/34742

>>17752036
How about the new RS5? or TTRS fitted with Audi Sport Performance Parts?

guys shoud i buy supraMK4 for 10k. its in great condition, but it is nonturbo 5speed.