If a twingo was a girl, what would she look like?
she is a girl
like shit, but with enough boob to be happy with
Like this.
An anime girl.
You can tell the designers were weaboos
this
>>17738094
Perfect
>>17738094
>she will never be your gf
>>17738094
ugly fukin whore
>>17738094
>you will never take her for a drive in your eg6 with a few simple mods
>>17738094
That is the cutest girl I've ever seen in my entire life
I would wipe out the entire Aborigine race to marry her
How do I get a Twingo gf?
>>17739745
>not doing that anyways
normie poser get out reeeee
>>17739999
Nice get
>>17740010
holy shit i didn't even notice
>>17739999
Here's your (you)
>>17739999
Not bad
>>17737630
*were a girl
She would not be impressed by you're misuse of the subjunctive mood.
>>17738094
I didn't came here to feel.
some grills have striking resemblance with the car they cling to
>>17740742
No, I think a Twingo has way more hips.
Like this one
>>17738094
>those freckles
>>17737630
frog off you plebs, this is true twingo-fu
>>17739999
You heard the quads
Git!
>>17740765
I uttered out loud for someone to end me almost on instinct upon seeing this
>>17740770
she kinda looks like she's a total cunt
What would a Twingo be in animal form though??
>>17740793
>16" wheels on a Twingo
>>17741161
wtf i want a twingo now
>>17738094
moot?
>>17740746
those are some nice hips
>>17737630
She's that weird girl who seems a little bit crazy, has odd interests and an obsession with some kind of foreign culture. Her sexuality consists of many fetishes, not quite /d/-tier but a bit like Proxy Paige where she'll put any object imaginable up her ass. She's slightly overweight. Her voice sounds like Louise from Bob's Burgers and has the most annoying laugh a lady could have. She believes in reincarnation and sees a soul in everything. That's how I'd imagine her.
>>17740746
>tfw no sturdy country side german girlfriend to go on drives with
>>17740770
>>17738094
Pretty much like those, rather small and from France with a cute french accent.
>>17742937
You'll find one like this in every damn village. Go and get one.
>muh manic pixie girl car
/o/ should be gassed
>>17743106
you first, lil tough guy
>>17743106
but we already be gassing dawg
Twingo onaholes when?
>>17744215
I already have a twingo plushie and a bad dragon penetrable. Should I cannibalize it for science?