Lets all share the pain real quick
>be me, 45 minutes ago
>driving through busy city centre
>stop at red light crossing
>must be about 50 people on each side waiting at the bus stops (rush hour)
>decide I might as wel give them a show
>light turns green
>slam the gas, tyres smoking
>reach 20mph, still in first
>decide to go straight into third
>car thinks otherwise, let go of the clutch while stuck trying to push the stick into third
>real fucking depressing noises and the engine stutters
>everyone watching
>finally manage to get it into third and at this point someones already shouted an insult at me
>try my hardest to laugh it off while visibly shaking
>park up and just sit there with my head on the steering wheel for half an hour
Time to end your life in embarrassment anon
How about you just drive like a normal person? Even if you hadn't stalled no one at this bus stop would have been impressed. Everyone would just be thinking you're a fucking douche... and they'd be right.
>>17732981
saw on the news ages ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836149/A-17-year-old-boy-crashes-Nissan-Skyline-house-Perth-hour-buying-it.html
>>17733014
Oh lord... well at least they didnt mention the teenager by name
>>17733014
>brand new $30,000 Nissan Skyline
wat?
>>17733054
The fact that they kept calling it a new skyline was cringey in itself
>>17732981
waiting for the virgin rampage vs the chad plw
>>17733043
People who commit crimes or are victims of crimes under the age of 18 generally don't get their names publicised in Australia. I say generally.
>>17733054
Journalists in Australia love to sensationalise things to get the public worried or angered. You have to dig through the headlines to find where the lie is hidden, in this case: "A new Nissan Skyline of this model can range from $7,000 all the way up to $30,000." They don't mention that this heap of shit is a p-plater spec GTS model that I doubt would barely push $7,000 on a good day.
Still pretty retarded they referred to it as "new", goes to show you how much general knowledge journalists have.
>>17732981
>50 people at the bus stop
Congratulations anon, you just made yourself look like an idiot in front of all the board without even browsing the website
>>17733200
Kek
>>17732981
>not shouting BUS WANKERS at them
>try to burn out
>burn clutch instead
>>17732981
Holy fuck manualfags are retards
>>17733200
Fuck me that's good
>>17732981
sorry not sorry
>>17733629
I know, they're too occupied driving to do things like eat hamburgers and prep bulls.
>>17735191
KEK