hey /O/ im trying to help my buddy dump his shit box. I have a craigslist ad written and I want you guys to read it and let me know what you think- I know we are asking too much but fuck it at this point. Be honest too, if its a shit ad just let me know. I want to get rid of this painful miserable shitbox that I broke so many knuckles on, left us stranded so many times, made us all miserable and hated.
https://boise.craigslist.org/cto/d/1991-volkswagen-jetta/6267234563.html
god help us
First thing to do is drop the price down to like $500.
$1250 is way too much for that literal shitbox.
But good luck, having no A/C is a huge turnoff for normies buying a used car.
>>17732853
I know man, I'm hoping what happens normally in my area is mexicans will come crawling over that car and pay like $800 but im losing hope
>>17732853
You're fucking doing it wrong, faggot.
It is normal to fucking overprice your shit and then let the haggling begin while you have your lowest limit in mind.
Both parties know the original price is bullshit. And if some madmen actually pays that much, even better for you.
If you're too close to your absolute minimum, you're doing it wrong.
You're a fucking lazy cunt.
You could make EASILY $200 more of whatever you will get in the end by just applying some black shoe care cum shit on the bumpers and giving it a shower with the garden hose and some buffing with some waxed cloth afterwards.
200 for one fucking hour.
>>17732894
also, putting the rear bumper at least somewhat into place again wouldn't be a big deal too and it is really fucking with the already shitty look
>>17732878
This. Selling it for $500 is just asking for retards to offer you $200 or a used PS2 for it or something.