N/o/rCal General

>>17721718
what happens if your car breaks down in the wilderness up there

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Volvo bro, where are you? Smoke me out bro.

>>17721738
You'll be claimed by the natives. Blue BRZ was once separated from the group by a thicc truck, the rednecks driving it took him behind the shed and...

>2:58
https://vimeo.com/174458309

>>17721772
> tfw miss brz
also nice repeating digits

>>17721718
Fuck redding, Salem meet next week

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Stay safe.

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Reminder that you shouldn't eat food anyone else has made.

for those of you going CARAVAN with us to the eclipse pls gib throwaway emails so i can organize a group

>>17721864
who is this so i can msg you on slack

>>17721969
its me

>>17721718
Too far

Ukiah? Why not just meet in Boonville?

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Im sure most of you do your own work on your cars, but would you guys recommend going to jiffy lube for someone without time...and little experience? A tune up is due

>>17723118
What needs to be done?

What happened at the chimp out meet? Did anybody spin out? How many people got blacked?

>>17722071
will we ever hear that sweet rotary rumble again

>>17722071
How close does a meet have to be for us to hear BRAP BRAP

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>>17725239
what year mr2 is that? thats the opposite of what happened in real life

>>17725568
> japan isnt real life

>>17725616
its magical anime land, of course it isnt real

>>17725902
whats that supposed to mean

>>17724017
Definitely an all around check up on the car like engine, maybe batt and a very necessary oil change

>>17727618
didn't you just buy a battery

>>17727618
Jiffy lube is crap, take it to a local mechanic, someone who specializes in the brand is even better

Official N/o/rCal Handsome Toojer Rankings

1. Fuck-me-in-the-boipucci-while-my-cock-bounces-around-handsome-tier
>JettaFag
>CamryFag/FA-O/richfag
>100% Fresh (if not DYEL-tier)

2. 9/11 would-shift-sdick-manually-on-touge-with-tier
>mr2fag/group barrister
>NeonNig
>Versacecaust/Benz
>ThiccBRZ (RIP)
>marauderfag
>cvpiautist

3. Trap-fu-tier
>mr2spyder-fag/nonYTnazi
>S2Kfag/Gondolachink
>”No Need For Mirrors” CivicFag
>Musashi
>Calvin Wan/BBshadow
>”Keeping Toyota/Subarus true to their off-road heritage on Mt. Hamilton” skinny BRZfag

Did I miss anyone?

>>17729032
norcal confirmed for fags who crash

>>17729032
>2. 9/11 would-shift-sdick-manually-on-touge-with-tier
3 of those drive autos though

>>17729224
4 of them

>>17729032
>tfw you aren't on the first list.

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>>17729032
cvpi daddy

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So finally N/o/rcal is doing a meet in the ACTUAL Northern California?! Took you long enough.

>>17729504

Just host your own meet if you're unsatisfied. That's what I did on saturday and people came out

>>17727623
>>17727916
Sorry for these late replies, didnt think you guys would reply quick but i did a bit of "research" and i became skeptical about it

I didnt buy a new bsttery but i might go to auto zone and get a recharge

Meet up at Milpitas Starbucks then headout?

>>17730124
no fuck off

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what's the spic/nig to white ratio at previous events?

>>17730247
N/o/rCal is 3/5 (60%) nig.

>>17730247
100% african american

>>17730259
yeah fuck that.

>>17730247
are u looking for sum good times baby?

we got all the nigger and spic dik for u

>>17730247
there has been one black guy in the past three years and hes not even really black

>>17730389
oh he is black down there <3

>>17730247
it's in line with the california population

less whites and more mexicans/brzs every meet

>>17730409
You mean his wallet is empty?

>>17730418
jesus fuc this is an /o/ board...

What should concern u is the brz to MR2 ratio

>>17730424
I put money in it every night ;^)

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>>17730428

>>17730428
>>17730438
meant for
>>17730247

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>go on business vacation
>miss last meet
>come back
>shit is on
oh word?

>>17721741
>>17721816
>great american smokeout
no can do
I bought some antares tires
and then I ded

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what's the proper procedure for taking care of a fresh tattoo on the touge?
bonus points for tips about wearing cargo shorts and upper thigh tats

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>>17729504
>he didn't go toofar
hello newfriend

>>17730642
you play WOT don't you? the Batchat is the best tank because you can ONE CLIP a tank :^).

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>>17731368
>implying there are any worthy tanks except hetzer-chan
also ELC is better

>>17721864
Is this really a thing. Should I drop an email?

>>17732071
you got a big car to fit autists?

Life sucks

>>17732412
go on a drive

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>>17721718

>carweabos meetup in NorCal

What could go wrong?


http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Authorities-Search-for-4-Bodies-in-California-River-440384563.html

>>17721718
nigger this is sac anime weekend, fuck no I ain't going.

>>17732331
Nope

>>17732723
what you got, a sports car? Theres only gonna be three of us. drop an email

>>17732464
Why do you think he's depressed you asshole

>>17732685
Weeabo/o/ meetup at sacanime?

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>>17732685
>I'm such a degenerate that I have to be there all three days

>>17734143
>I plan my meets poorly so I insult others
nah senpai you fucked up like hammerknife. how about you kill yourself and let smart people plan meets for once

>>17734079
he has his rotary powered tow truck to drive when his fd is broken

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>>17734516
>assblasted due to being called out on being an absolute weeabo

>>17734807
its wapanese

>>17734810
excuse

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be reddingfag
wake up in commiefornia
sun is shining
people still think n/o/rcal is 200 miles south
mining still only available job
underground still filled with wanamingos
walk outside with my acrylic bong full of water
put in cupholder
proceed to deliver gold ore
420blazeit on sick mining/logging touges
suddenly
flock of small asian cars appears
not hektik enough
hit an BRZ, car is kill

>>17732685
Another bro going to sacanime, nice.

>>17732735
I really doubt I can drive you guys, but I could use the gas money. Where are you guys even going? The place I was thinking about is apparently on fire

>>17734143
people want to go to specific panels that happen at specific times

>>17735273
what car do you have?

>>17735356
The best car to do sick spins in

Saturn Ion

>>17735377
>Saturn Ion
saturnfag is that you?

I'm gonna bring blow to to next meetup so every1 bring ur wallets lol (250 a ball but its good shit). i may or may not be in a black eclipse. you'll know me when you see me

>>17735554
Yes, I forgot my trip again

>>17735576
what if we just get our big black guy to steal it from you

>>17735615
hell get his tits lit up like a christmas tree

>>17735639
can you handle 6 autists at once

>>17735639
Deputy anon here. I'll see you there.

>>17735576
what's blo

>>17735725
>17735725
A-1 pedrico

>>17735682
lol. please no honorary jr deputy LARPing pls

>>17735576
for those prices i could just buy it on the darknet
and get it shipped straight to my door

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is that bridge the only thing to see in Redding?
>inb4 historic shasta
fuck you it's a bunch of bricks

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>>17735576
> drugs
> ever

>>17725239
>this is what MR2 drivers really believe

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>>17737268
>drugs
>never

who has the fastest vehicle in norcal

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>>17738984
Reddingfag
>lifted primer grey '88 toyota 4runner with turbo'd ls swap and three light bars
scariest growdozer

>>17738984
Corolla XRS
>awd
>345 hp, 750hp with turbo
>0-60 less than 5 seconds
>corners at 1.4 Gs
fastest corolla ever build

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>>17738984
'94 town and country

>>17738984
Saturnfag. Surely he must be fast if he's spun out so much

sorry i'm gonna still be in australia that weekend

What happened to the fresn/o/ meet? I saw it in the NorCal thread like 2 weeks ago but it's never been brought up

>>17738984
Calvin and it isn't even that fast, the bar is set pretty low in n/o/rcal

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>upgrades: check
>flooids: check'd
>new tires: czech
>15 days left: check 'em
let's g/o/ boys

>>17740570
one guy has a ducati 959 panigale

>>17740599
Bikes don't count nobody cares about those

>>17741961
Because it's faster than your car?