Minivans are the most alpha vehicles on the road

>>17712882
>Holds 6 bitches
Way to a beta cuck chauffeuring 6 women around

>>17712882
This desu mini vans are alpha

t. soccer mom

>>17712888
Better than chauffeuring your wife's son and his father around

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>>17712882

With your reasoning, I think that a full sized van is way more alpha. Not only can you fit in lots of people, but you can also tow and haul around your tools with it.

alright just sold my brz and financed a van, what now

>>17712913
Acquire bitches

>>17712902
Just like losing your finger is better than losing your hand.
With 6 women in one vehicle the estrogen in the air probably gets so thick it turns men gay.

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>>17712913
be patient and wait

>>17712927
Thanks for proving that you failed grade school biology

>>17712907
Too bad modern fullsize fans all make you look like either a contractor or a pedophiel

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>JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdMtkEaoMas

>>17712882
>space, practicality
Real vans are better in every way.

>fast
Lol. But if you want space and speed, you want a wagon.

>>17712964
Can't fit a 4'x8' sheet in a wagon or a sofa.

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>>17712941
Yeah, it's unfortunate when you consider how useful those vehicles are. I'd still rather look like a contractor or pedophile than a insecure dicklet in a mall crawler.

>>17712913

>financed

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>>17712907
Who says I can't tow in a minivan?

>>17712882
>Are you getting paid to drive dumb bitches around??
>No?
That's what I tought bitch!

>>17712969
I'm yet to see a minivan that can fit a 8x4 sheet.

>>17713028
Making 20 trips
Lmao

>>17712969
Good to thing I'm not a tradelet.

>>17713038
Slavecuck

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>>17713033

>>17713028

The transmission when it blows up.

>>17713047
That's not a minivan.

>>17713047
>this is the intelligence of an /o/tist

>>17713065
>>17713066
>implying the Ridgeline isn't a minivan
Literally just an Odyssey

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>>17713033
Pretty much every minivan can.

>>17713038
Yeah making $70k with no education is pretty shitty.

>>17713047
That fucking piece of shit is literally a downgrade from a minivan.

>>17713077
And the Silverado and Express share a chassis, that doesn't make the Silverado literally a van. It's got an exposed bed seperate from the passenger space, it's a pickup truck.

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>>17713079
>butt blasted that his van can't do this

>>17713090
Anything a Ridgeline can do an Odyssey or Accord can do too. It's the same vehicle underneath.

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>>17713105
Go ahead and try it. Don't forget to post results

>>17712882
>it's like you guys want to stay poor with constant repairs
>posts a mopar

Early Japanese minivans are fucking cool, though.

>>17713127
Honestly those Caravans refuse to die

>>17713047
>(((ridgeline)))

>>17712882

Is this what you told yourself when mommie and daddy gave you their mini van?

lmao you autists will come up with anything to justify your turds.

>>17713503
t. FRS cuck that got BTFO by Sally in her Sienna

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>>17712982
>dually
>no hitch

>>17713874
>dually
>no hitch

Duallies have higher load capacities. You could load that thing full of concrete.

>>17714009
Ah yes, fire sprinkler inspectors, known for carrying large quantities of concrete.

>>17714043
I'm not defending the guy in the van. Just providing a reason as to why the van would be a dually.

>>17712882
growing up my mom had a brand new (at the time) limited 98 sienna. It was fast as fuck too, could cruise the freeways and easily do 85 and not realize it because of the smooth ride.

I got kids of my own now but maintain my sports car and a Durango. Won't be caught dead in a mini van.

>>17714266
>being this insecure

>>17713090
why is this something to be proud of, the axles dont even fucking flex?

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Minivans are alright, but I prefer the capacity of a 15 passenger van.

>>17712907
>tfw no full size conversion van
They're the only vehicles I would think about retrofitting self driving tech to.

>>17713090
>traverse fwd
Its literally a giant civic

>>17712882
>faster than """""sports cars""""" like the BRZ/FRS
what?
No way.

>>17716017

Here we go again...ok show him the bideo

i fucked the shit out of a cute little 18 year old outside of her birthday party after a tinder match, in the minivan my mechanic loaned me while my truck was being fixed

chrysler town & country are surprisingly peppy if you're driving the touring edition. nice v6, comfortable inside, electric side doors, lots of room in back to bang sluts.

i was 28.

i'm aware this doesnt help, just wanted to brag, plus once you bang a chick after showing up in a minivan you feel like nothing is impossible

>>17716229
pics or it didn't happen faggot...

>>17713088
>Express
The silverado get real 4wd while the ridgeline only get meme wheel drive

>>17715198
Tards whine about muh unibody not being strong

>>17716315
Fridgeline is full time AWD, similar system to the MDX and can send most of its power to the wheel that needs it the most

>but muh manual locking diffs
New Jeep isn't even gonna have that, get rekt tractor lovers

I had to drive a company owned Caravan for some time (because F150 smelled like swam and Tahoe smelled like dusty swamp)
It might look meh (older generations look even shittier), but it handles like a sedan, is super spacious on the inside and has all the cool toys like dimmable airplane-style light bars running through the interior.
It's true what they say: a van is like a brothel: shameful to get in, supper comfy on the inside.

A real Chad drives a challenger

>>17712882
More like carry you and 5 of your neckbeard friends as your mom drives you to the local anime con.

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I actually own a van because I got one for $200 and fixed it up.

Also I like minivans. Especially really small ones. They're super handy.
Took one to an /o/ meet once for shiggles. Got about an inch of air on a dip in the road.

>>17715206
you need a bus license for those in most parts of the world

>>17716636
how is that hatchback a "minivan"?
I hate the term minivan btw

>>17712882
>Faster than the most cucked sports car
Wow, color me impressed.

I daily drive a rusty 94 mercury villager, love that comfy piece of crap. I pulled all the seats out except the front two and can haul things or put a bed in the back for road trips, and only cost me $1300 with low miles in good condition interior and well maintained not like a $5000 muh Tacoma that got trashed by mexicans

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>>17717073
Feels good to be a burger.

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>>17717073
Disgusting.

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>>17716636
>tfw you will never own a watchamacallit

>>17717686
Getting a bus license is probably the least of your problems with eleven children.

>>17717693
#colonylyfe