Have you guys ever hit a deer or some other animal in your car before?

>>17708530
yea, a few groundhogs

also nice b8 pic

>>17708530
i have
not a scratch on my car, but that deer was fucked up

>>17708530
i live out in the country so i just about run over a racoon, or possum every week. usually at night id avoid if i could but its usually too late..

>>17708530
Yes, hit a leftist a few hours ago.

I hit a raccoon in my vette. bits of it got stuck in the front bumper. I don't think it would respond too well to a crowd of smelly white kids

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How has no one posted this yet

>>17708744
It felt to me like a M1-A1 Abrams— and sounded like an IFV.

One day after 6.000.000 people were killed in the Nazi roadkilling, I traveled to Philadelphia to better understand the firepower of assault cars and, hopefully, explain their appeal to car lovers.

But mostly, I was just terrified.

I’ve driven automobiles before, but never something like an assault car. Push lightly on the throttle and the resulting explosion of torque is humbling and deafening (even with ear protection).

The recoil bruised my lower back, which can happen if you don't know what you're doing. The traffic signs disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of exhaust and old upholstery made me sick. The horn — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after shifting the gears just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.

Even with a governor, it is very simple to hit 100 miles per hour before you even know what has happened. If illegally modified to remove the top speed restriction, it doesn’t take any imagination to see dozens of bodies falling in front of your bumper.

All it takes is the will to do it.

Six million people can be gone in 60 seconds.

>>17708689
you should always feed you challenger protein rich meals

Squirrels, deer, possums, coons, a cardinal and a seagull.

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>>17708689

At least it wasn't one of these fuckers.

>>17709145
>alaska

JUST

https://youtu.be/OdSFfQOkuM8

>>17708530
Had a bird slam into my side mirror, coated the door in shit.

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>>17709145
>those nuts

>Driving my new full-size truck with girl I just started dating
>Coming off bridge on side that passes under railroad tracks
>Cars are backed way up wtf?
>See that they're waiting while single file line of ducks waddle across road
>Downshift, roar under high clearance route for tall trucks, plow through ducks
>Fuck a duck

>>17708654
>vette

gonna need some pictures here bud

>>17709932
: (

>>17708530
Twice, both after 6 months of ownership in each Boxster

Fuckin' cars are cursed for me

Long time ago. Back in 2003 or so I was in my Civic and I clipped the ass end of a deer as it was running across the freeway. Smashed the headlight and bent in the fender. Small crack on the bumper. I got lucky, if I was going just a little faster I probably would have hit it dead on.

>>17710359
Ah, but if you were going much faster you wouldn't have hit it at all

chekmate slows

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>>17710382
True, but I had my fair share of speeding tickets on this particular freeway. The most recent one before the accident was a 98 in a 55 and cost me $350. It was more of a financial decision to go the speed limit instead of a safety minded one.

Pic related, the Civic after the repairs.

>>17708576
Underrated.

Two stories:
>2011
>Driving 1988 300zx home from work
>68f out, slight rain, overcast skies 8pm
>coming down long side road outside of city limits, wooded, no traffic
>come around sharp corner doing 45
>see deer ahead, brake hard
>stop 30 feet from the deer, press in clutch, shift to neutral
>wait
>Big fucking 8 point deer watches doe and 2 fawns cross street, walks towards me
>fucking deer charges my fucking car, slams into driver door
>car gets spun to the right, deer collapsed against the door
>cant get door open
>furious, try to unbuckle and get out of passenger side to kill deer
>deer gets up and limps off
>get back in driver side, start car
>starts, holy shit
>wobble home
literally fucking wobble jesus christ this poor car
>get out and inspect damage
>engine bay was busted, axle was busted, radiator was cracked
>itsdeadjim.jpg

Story 2
>driving to parents for thanksgiving
>2003 mustang gt, qt3.14 in passenger to come see parents for the holidays
>roadhead, anon?
yes please.
>bitch gets to sucking
>55 mph highway in michigan, heading north
>no traffic, time to enjoy this
>Look down for one moment to watch her go down
>look up
>fucking oppossum
BOOM
>she bites, jumps
>I yell
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HIT ANON
>an oppossum, no big deal
>she proceeds to cry for the next hour, I'm blueballed
>get to parents hour and a half later

the head of the fucking oppossum was stuck to the grill of the mustang, I swear on my life.

>>17708530

Hit a deer in my wife's Fiesta a few years ago. Killed the fuck out that bastard. Hit an armadillo in my Ranger and thought I fuck launched myself into space.

I've hit a retarded dog in my dad's van with a dank ass rubber bumper. I fucking love rubber bumpers.

>>17708530
My truck has met 3 deer head on and 1 on the bedside. Poor thing.

happened this week
>top out to governed 120
>slow down to 100
>peek at speedo
>look up and big ass white bird smacks the shit out my windshield in front of me
>left white streaks on windshield and hood
no damage, just glad the glass didn't break, otherwise it would've hit me in the face

I hit a deer with my S-10. I had slammed on my brakes from 50mph but still slid into it. It got up and ran away.