Jalopnik Crashes another Car

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>>17702815
>linking to jalopshit

>>17702815
Wish those commie fucks had died in it, then the car would have had a honorable death

How do you get paid to drive fast cars, and then crash something with 160HP?

>>17702846
Easy, generate enough traffic through clickbait that the bean counters at GM or FCA think it's worth loaning you a demo car so you can make uninformed opinions about it your even dumber fanbase will lap up.

>>17702846
Raph doesn't drive fast cars. He drives a shitty baja bug and takes public transit.

I like how he learned three lessons but one of them wasn't that he sucks at driving. These guys are suffering from complete cranial-rectal immersion.

>>17702815
Hahahahah FAGGOTS!
>couldn't handle the power from direct injection

>>17702815
>cant handle all dat miata power apparantly

top WEW

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>>17702815
>hard left corner + gravel road
>going full throttle

what the fuck?

>>17702815
LMAO RECKING IN A FIAT 124

JFC LRN2DRIVE SCRUB

>>17702966
It's not gravel you autist, it's just the average American "land of the free" quality road.

Also, remember these are the people who shitposted about the Giulia Quadrifoglio (who would have imagined) and now they crash another FCA car.

I'll bet my left nut these fuckers will say something bad about the 124's suspension setup being somewhat "unpredictable".

>>17702815
These are the kinds of low performance scrubs that recommend FRSs as being fast and fun.

Aren't these the idiots who forcing the Miata meme

This is perfect.

This and them crashing the Camaro are the only two things I know about Jalopnik.

>didn't hire fedore nigger furry 5000
This is the future they chose

>>17702815

So he lifted the throttle and the car snapped on him?
This seems like an amateur level error.

>>17703093
>This seems like an amateur level error.
You aren't wrong

>>17703111
>driving without ESP if you're not able to handle the car

>>17703225
Anybody that has any business reviewing cars should not need driver aids.

how are they still in business?

i though The Hulkster made them go bankrupt with the law suit?

>>17703260
Apparently...they did.

>>17703319
They've been jewed basically becoming a pro German cars "magazine" who shits on everything who is a competitor to them.

(((Jalopnik)))

>>17703370
Half their writers are now city stacies pretending to be equally unorginal 'racer gurls'.

>>17702815
What colossal faggots

>>17702815
I can drive better than these cocksuckers, how do I take their jobs?

>>17703003
Looks like gravel to me

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imagine not being able to handle 160hp

you dickbags don't know shit about that writer.

raphael started like 3 or 4 years ago writing dickbag articles on anything that they would throw at him. he actually won his spot on jalopnik by submitting into one of those 'become a writer on jalopnik by writing about x subject'. if you read his articles, the dude has got a great head on his shoulders and loves automobiles (loves them a fucking lot more than these dickbags on /o/)

this guy has written hundreds of solid bits for jalopnik in order to actually get to this point in the journalist career. where you're driving cars that aren't available for sale, cars that people have dropped thousands of dollars to enjoy, etc. He's a solid dude, and he doesn't need to apologize to anyone for wrecking that car because shit fucking happens.

raphael if you're reading this, you earned your spot in that car and you deserve a freebie for wrecking it. i hope you enjoyed your time in the seat too!

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>>17703225
hey now, they're not psychic you know

>>17702815
That's a funny looking MX5

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>>17705722
What's this look like?

>>17705749
that's a pretty weird meltdown you're having over a dude crashed a car trying to show off in front of a girl

>>17705768
an extremely angry koala with feathers on its head

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>dumbfuck killed a fiat
why is this a thread

>>17703319
Gawker's subsidiaries (e.g. jalopink, jezebel, and slowtaku) were sold off to....UNIVISION

so heeby beaners now run that propaganda machine. still liberal niggerfaggots

>>17703003
Ask me how I know you live somewhere that doesn't get below 0.

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>>17705800
The only one that matters.

>>17705749
t. raphael

>>17705772

weird meltdown? i'm saying you assholes are judging a person by one act just because they're in the limelight

oh wait, i'm on 4chan. where critical thinking goes to die

>>17705842
Yeah nah mate you should kys

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When will this useless fucking shit outlet finally go bankrupt?

>>17705749
4chan is not your personal blog take your redditspacing and yourself back to the shithole you came from.

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>>17705749
>>17705842

Lmao, you seem lost, buddy.

>>17702815
A few more crashes then people will stop lending them cars.

>>17705853
doesn't hulk hogan own them?

>>17705842
you have anger issues, buddy

>>17705794
that's probably the best looking Corsa I've seen

>>17705842
Is that you raph? Salty over how you embarrassed yourself in front of the qt?

>>17702815
Jesus Christ fuck jalopshit. How the fuck...
>that pic
kek, retard overcorrected twice.
>Implying I'm going to click that article
>>17705749
Raphael, this is a hilariously weird and pathetic way to do damage control...

>>17705693
suck cock

>>17705768
Fiero with a body kit.

>>17706107

No argument? Fuck off.

>>17706221
>>17706422

Oh yeah you sure got me, kids. It was me in disguise all along! Because anybody that strays from my personal opinion is a troll!

Suck my cock.

>>17703050
No, they claim that Fiat is better than a Miata in a other article

>>17702833
>not using adblocker

>>17702815
>Letting the mentally ill progressives drive your car
>Ever
Lmao

>>17705749
Lol, Raphael is a soft in the head fanboy. Sorry your gay lover can't drive for shit.

>>17702815
>Lets all point and laugh at these idiots that don't know shit about driving but have the hubris to call themselves automotive journalists.

Pretty used to that sort of thing, what with game "journalists" and all.

>>17706761
Why would you be so mad if you weren't the tardfuck who wrecked that fiat?

>>17705768
Demon Pug

>>17705749
raphael pls go