Is it wizardly to own a motorcycle?

Only if it's a KTM.

I just bought a scooter, which is pretty much the symbol of wizard status.

>>17702664
A Van

>>17703078
same, what scooter?

yes

>cheap insurance
>cheap road tax
>cheap MOT
>cheap servicing and easy to DIY
>free parking
>about twice as good mpg than a car
>incredible sense of freedom
>girls love it

>>17702664
More wizardly to own a VW Beetle in my opinion

>>17702664
yes
it shows you don't care if you die today

Wizards drive dark purple Volvo 240s with shag interiors and an aroma of incense

Unless it's the /r9k/ kind of wizard, who drives a 2003 Camry covered in /osg/ stickers

>>17703179

A shitty used chinese 150 to dip my toe into two wheeled vehicles without spending much money. Figuring out that what I really want is a better scooter.

>>17703376
nice

i got a fucked up honda elite 50 for 300 bucks basically for the same reason

>>17703548

My helmet was more expensive than my scooter...

I like that it's actually able to keep up with traffic and it feels more like a motorcycle than a bicycle, but it handles like trash, looks like trash and sounds like trash. Trying to talk a friend into selling his Helix now.

Own? Not especially.

Ride? Fuck yeah!

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Not as wizardly as the PT Cruiser apparently.

>>17703182
well, depends on the bike and car
my 13 chevy spark (smol) and 05 suzu sv650 (med) both make about 38mpg - 45mpg depending how enthusiastically I'm driving (and so far i haven't done much differently between them - maybe launching from lights harder and accelerating up hw ramps faster on the bike but that's about it)