UK anons, any tips for passing a driving test first time?

take it twice to improve your chances

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Make a big deal of looking in your mirrors and checking your blind spot and make sure the they see you doing it.

Take your time and drive slowly especially when turning. Screw the tailgaters and try to enjoy driving.

>>17697627
Don't fucking crash

Take your time, be confident

>>17697627
Confidence is very very important, and pay attention to speed limits and checking blind spots. These 3 are the most important based on my experience, and I took the test 4 times.

>>17697765
>>17697645
and yeah exactly like he said, exaggerate the fuck out of the head movements to make sure they can tell you checked your blind spots.

EN-RA-JAH

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>>17697773
kek, I remember doing that and the examiner at the end said that I looked like a proper spastic.

>>17697765
>Confidence is very very important
>>17697773
>exaggerate the fuck out of the head movements

these. don't hesitate and don't drive too slowly but don't speed in 20 zones if there are any in your area

gl

t. first time, 1 minor

Oh yeah, you are a bitch to cyclists as well.
Pass nice and wide.
Don't get aggy and try to spook them by going too close to them and giving them the crazy eyes when you go past them like I did. Failed the first time for' Dangerous Overtaking'. Lycra clad cunt.

>>17697627

finger fuck the instructor

>>17698044
w-what if it's a man??

>>17698071
finger fuck the instructor roughly

Should I show off my heel and toe technique

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>>17697627
Got my test in less than a month... we can do it Anon! My instructor says to try to make the examiner as comfortable as possible.

>>17698279
>make the examiner as comfortable as possible
should I bring him some snacks??

>>17697627
try not to sneeze in the instructor's face while backing up
I failed my first test because of that

>>17698024
Yeah but you passed didn't you?

>>17697627
This reminds me of a porn video I watched recently where this British guy was teaching a black chick to drive. She couldn't get the hang of standard transmission, so he offered to just pass her if she sucked some cock.

I wonder if this dyke lady would make him eat her pussy.

>>17698774
He does look rather scared in the pic

Its partially down to luck. my first test someone let me out at a junction and apparently it was a red light. the traffic lights were behind the car so it was my fault for getting tested by a fucking jedi but whatever. Second time i walked it.

also test centres have pass rates so you might drive fine but get failed anyway to show that they're a serious institution/more jew shekels/whatever

>>17697627
Take your penis out half way. See what happens.

>profit?

>>17697627
Don't be a pussy

>>17698071
Blowjob, obviously

>>17700351
Better make sure the blowjob doesn't end in a towjob am I right hehehe

>>17700344
>the traffic lights were behind the car so it was my fault for getting tested by a fucking jedi but whatever

Did you approach the junction with your eyes closed? Or did you just fail to look at the light while approaching it?

It's fucking easy, can't believe it takes most people 3-4 attempts. I chatted shit with the examiner the whole time and he missed me doing some really dumb shit like pulling out of a stop in 2nd and failing to indicate. Got 1 minor fault for not pulling up close enough to the curb at the end of the test and I'm sure he only have me that for a laugh.
Just do your dumbass exaggerated head movements and snap your neck off when reversing and checking blind spots while driving confidently and they will pass you.

>>17697627
that look is the lets fuck look, try that

>>17700780

This. The only way to fail is to not care.

The hard part for me was the hazard test on the computer. To me everything moving, potentially moving or distracting is a hazard so on the test CD I kept getting marks off for "clicking too much". Fucking cyclist on a sidewalk is not a potential hazard?

Anyhow if you spend enough time at it you can unlearn reality and get 85% of maximum points on the first real try.

Get a good examiner, which is luck
I passed on my 2nd attempt even though i did worse 2nd try, just the first time the examiner was stuffy old boomer cunt

>>17697627
Do americunts drive automatics in driving tests? If that's the case, you can only fail it if you're mentally disabled.

>>17700887
>UK anons

>>17697627
What don't you have a driving tutor? Also be prepared to fail.

>>17698323
Maybe. Put on the kettle and fetch the biscuits?

Don't say anything critical of the government or, god forbid, islam.

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>>17698024
How the fuck does that mirror work?

It can see the truck behind and the the car in front.

>>17700813
I think I hate about drivers test is that it's not realistic. I like don't even 90% of all that shit. I feel doing a full 360 observation is more of a safety hazard than good

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Hit as many pakis as you can for bonus points

>>17700941
No its looking at the truck and car that is infront. Extending the drivers view to see around the car infront incase he want's to perform a dodgy overtake. He'll atleast not overtake straight into oncoming traffic

>>17697627
Depends where you are. My area's driving tests are completely under-monitored, so your chances are fairly dependant on whether the invigilator likes you or not.

>>17700756
it was green when i went through it. basically the white line is set back so busses can make the turn (otherwise /o/ would have to walk) so light goes green, i drive off, round the corner and traffic. guy lets me in, i carry on as normal. Apparently it was a red light, about 15 feet behind the car.

the guy looked like karl rove anyway so i was gonna fail. Next test i walked it with 3 minors.

Passed first time with 3 minors 2 months ago.

Had half a can of redbull before to aid concentration

Chatted with the examiner

Costantly checked mirrors

After having 2 hour driving lessons the exam goes really fast since it only lasts 30 minutes. I thought I'd fucked up on the parralel hill park because I had to exit the space and correct, but it didn't matter because my observation was there. Got a minor for breifly doing 25mph in a 20mph zone though, and stalling on the emergency stop (would rather stall than risk getting a major coasting with the clutch)

>>17697627
Honestly, just bring $200 with you and place it on the dash toward the start of the drive. People at the DMV are some of the most corrupt officials in government.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/paulini-could-face-jail-time-over-bribery-charges/news-story/3bfa6b4d7a68ae2afd9e00d2a80d1600

>>17701955
You didn't support your suggestion with the most convincing article

>>17701973
If you read through the article, you'll see she only got caught years after because the person she bribed was involved with other criminal underworld dealings, biker gangs and shit.

The point I was trying to make is that she only paid $800. That's a pretty cheap bribe.

>>17697627
JUST DONT COCK IT UP M8

DRIVING IS SHIT SIMPLE LAD

>>17701955
DVSA examiners will only do it for at least £1k from what I've heard. Though if you need to bribe your instructor you shouldn't be driving a car in the first place.

>>17701161
>risk getting a major coasting with the clutch
My instructor taught me to just slam the brake and clutch in together. It's not coasting if you're on the brake.