ITT we post pictures of our car and make assumptions about one another

>>17697123
You're broke, and you regret your purchase very much, but you are in so much denial that you believe you don't sometimes.

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>>17697123
You bought the car 95% of the badge and its looks, knowing fully well that you probably shouldn't have

>>17697123
Your fat wife didn't let you buy a Defender

>>17697125
You played and liked Alan Wake

>>17697129
ur gay

>>17697137
this

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>>17697132
I'd love to hear the reasoning behind that

Never played it. If I'm after an atmospheric single player game I'll usually play S.T.A.L.K.E.R or something like it

>>17697137
I'm rich

>>17697140
IIRC, there's a driving segment of Alan Wake and one of the trucks looks sort of like that, maybe confusing it with a different game, but the area where you drive it is all woodsy and foresty and looks just like your pic

>>17697148
>E46 non-M
no you're not

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>>17697148
>15 year old base model 3 series
>rich
sure thing kiddo

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>>17697189
>implying you don't HAVE to be rich

>>17697202
>paying hundreds of dollars for a chunk of plastic
Just go to the junkyard and get one for $5 lmao

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its a v6 lol

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have at it

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>>17697202
>pays hundreds of dollars for interior plastic
>spray paints rims

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>>17697226
Person with patrician taste

>>17697224
you chew tobacco

>>17697226

strained relationships with extended family

>>17697224
>convertible
>coulda had a v8
It's the trash you go.

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Mines on the right

>>17697238
I have no issues with my extended family. Try again.

>>17697234
your wife wears the pants

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>>17697224
>Z28 badge
>V6

>>17697226
Negro
>>17697234
Old ass man
>>17697235
Lesbiana
>>17697244
Canadian

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>>17697275
>Canadian
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

>>17697275
>implying a negro would drive a stock impala
>implying a negro impala won't have candy paint and 26's
Wrong

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>>17697224

>>17697323
That guy who still lives in the barracks, for some reason.

>>17697323
Vapes and wears a flatbill hat

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>>17697123

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'94 4 cylinder 5 speed

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>>17697439
what the actual fuck are you trying to achieve

>>17697295
Why do you still have that dealership advertisement in the front license plate holder? It looks dumb

>>17697457
because I am waiting for the dealership to mail me the stuff to register the car, then I can put my plates on it.

>>17697439
Works in a bowling alley, steals shoes.

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>>17697155
Alan Wake's truck is a FJ62 LC

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>>17697123
you work in a private school/university

>>17697224
pre-mature beer gut

>>17697234
why, just fucking why?

>>17697235
you dress like an old man

>>17697323
you drink diet red bull

>>17697443
Huge Kenny Loggins fan, can sing "Danger Zone" backwards.

>>17697230
*hits vape* ITS PLASTI DIP BRUH

>>17697485
You watched the Top Gear finale and thought James May's choice was sensible.

>>17697484
Could have sworn you could drive a red truck in that game

>>17697494
Future organ donor. Commendable.

>>17697123
you wanted the badge but the sport/vogue were too expensive

>>17697129
you wanted a cheap sporty sedan and went directly to the basic choice

>>17697224
pre-mature beer gut

>>17697226
you dress like an old man

>>17697234
what the fuck is this...

>>17697235
you don't want to advance to anything better than your low paying job

>>17697244
divorced

>>17697323
your coffee has a lot of names from the fancy ingredients it has

>>17697443
you love secluded beaches so you can park right near you on the sand

>>17697494
Drives like a dick and blames others for it

>>17697492

haven't, but you sparked my curiosity

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>>17697494
>can't willy
> 40+
> high viz vest
> possibly has a wife and two childs
> only rides at the weekends when it's sunny

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>>17697123

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>>17697622
You drive what you can afford, not because the car is too expensive, but your insurance is next level turbo-AIDs

>>17697662
SPOT ON MY BOY

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>>17697125
>Called someone a tryhard with that truck.

>>17697613
Only correct thing on that list is the high viz.

>>17697692
I wanna see you wheelie that 5000 punds pig

>>17697226
You think that you are a mechanic, Emotionally abusive, parents have money that you can't touch,

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>>17697662
>lowered riceburner
oh yee, you're a philipino

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>>17697622
has 3 burned cds of eurobeat in the glovebox
useless shit crows the back seats of your car, but it's the kind of useless shit that might be useful once a year e.g a pack of latex gloves
>>17697494
>>17697613
misshapen understanding of english, do not know or care what the word "car" means
>>17697662
car is pristine, get angry at passengers for eating/drinking inside your car
fills on premium, but only the medium priced one
>>17697691
owns a dog or has a kid
wishes he could have a nice jag and tour it around the Mediterranean

>>17697732
> posted bike because the other anon did
fugg you got me

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>>17697125
>Overpriced LED light bar
>World's ugliest topper
Do you wear sweatpants in public by any chance?

>>17697225
Humble poorfag.

>>17697732
Bet you can't deadlift 3 plate.

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>>17697323
above average salary, enough to live comortably and have more expensive hobbbies
20's
prolly work in IT (sysad)

>>17697235
not a lot of issues in life kinda car

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>>17697731
Lolno
>>17697732
Half true, no food or drinks please, but I can't buy lower than 93 unless I want the engine to pull timing

>>17697731
Cant stand that other countries get to have affordable power without being charged through the roof. Projects his jealousy by tossing misinformed tropes.

>>17697613
Hoons way too hard, sometimes dangerous. Otherwise smart way to get around in a land of overpriced gas and overcrowding

>>17697786
That others pay less for cars or general fun stuff actually makes me quite unhappy sometimes
Damn dude

>>17697771
my dl atm is 100kg, whatever that is in lbs/"plates"

>>17697807
Lol, not even 2 plates.

Typical.

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Now that it runs...

>>17697824
Yea my grandfather has one of those

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>>17697123
I miss those flags, been thinking about getting some CB mounts and putting flags on that.

>>17697855
I see you know your way around an angle grinder

>>17697874
Looks more like a sawzall.

>>17697855
What the fuck is in that thing

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>>17697234
Mom named Stacey
>>17697439
highschooler working as a minimum wage lube tech
>>17697786
Spends 10 hours a week detailing his car, spergs when someone touches the paint or leans on his car.
>>17697824
plays bingo on the weekends

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>>17697832
looks like i can lift 12plate

where is your god now

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>>17697125

>lives in Norway, does his own maintenance

>>17697129

>can't and won't do his own maintenance

>>17697224

>grabs women by the pussy

>>17697225

>has recently smoked marijuana

>>17697226

>has recently sold marijuana
>to children

>>17697234

>wife drives 90% of the time

>>17697235

>E N T H U S I A S T

>>17697244

>has a hot mom
>will post pics for us once he reads this post

>>17697323

>passes seniors in Caprices going up hill on a double line in a snow storm

>>17697439

>dents peoples' doors and doesn't leave notes

>>17697443

>prefers T H I C C women

>>17697485

>pays too much in taxes

>>17697494

>gets visibly upset when people in cars don't use their turn signals

>>17697622

>chronic depression

>>17697662

>lives in Kentucky
>possibly a Bro

>>17697691

>bought a new car
>off the lot

>>17697731

>thinks traps aren't gay

>>17697732

>is gay

>>17697771

>18 years old
>or 80 years old

>>17697774

>hates immigrants

>>17697824

>geriatric or melanin-rich gentleman

>>17697855

>parents are disappointed

>>17697858

>argues with strangers about how wagons are superior to crossovers

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>>17697855
You love telling people you increased crank hp from the original set up "by at least 10 crank"
>>17697858
You compromised, initially hated but ended up loving your wagon
>>17697898
You were pumped that someone asked you to put bread on hood

>>17697949
>>argues with strangers about how wagons are superior to crossovers
They are.
>>17697958
>You compromised, initially hated but ended up loving your wagon
Yup, exactly right.

>>17697962

>they are

>the handling of a full-size heavy sedan
>with the visibility of a low-slung car
>and half the storage of a crossover
>without any of the benefits

My man, you need to reevaluate your life choices.

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>>17697958
lol actually no1 ever asked I just did it 4 the memes. Also,
>sees nothing wrong with ls swapping rx-7s

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>>17698008

>window decals

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>>17698018

>convertible

>>17698008
Brown or white?

>>17698127
I'm white

>>17698020
They all performance related decals, not weeb shit, because race car.

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hard mode: not black

>>17697949

Spot on, taxes are eating my money like it's nothing

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oughta be good :2

>>17698178
boomer

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>>17698170

>not a GT

better at least be the V6

>>17698157
Jason please

>>17698209
v6 manuẽl

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>>17697123
273HP/440Nm, enough for a comfy ride.

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roast me

>>17698239
work delivery for a pizza joint in comfort
>ny

>>17698230
I can't, that's pretty sikk

>>17698225
assmad GM fangirl that thinks he's fooling anyone.

>>17698257
I hate GM with every cell in my body, nor am I a fangirl.

>>17698245
I love pizza, but actually no.

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>inb4 hairdresser

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Right. Here you go.

>>17698293
>A person that got fed up with premium insurance for a RWD when you can get a comfier car for less.

>>17698293
Hairdressers won't be caught in that awkward adolescent abomination that is your car.

But that's just the form factor. My friend test drove one. Nice car.

>>17697715
Nah.

>>17698219

eh das a nice powertrain ese

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Great car, though the whine when I turn it off is worrying

>>17698255

>registered sex offender

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>>17698556
Real estate agent's son, that asshole who tailgates me at 120K.

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>>17698948
pls give the (You)s i like the (You)s

>>17698948
Something safe and boring and cheap to drive to your cubicle drone job. You want to get something more fun but you either can't afford it or your wife/partner says no, or both. You spend your days wondering where you went wrong with your life but can't really pin it down to any one choice, your whole life having been one long series of mediocre decisions.

There's your (You). Now give me a (You), I'm above you.

>>17699119
im neet
close enough i guess
>>17698921
you exclusively date brown women and your family disapproves of it

>>17699181
>you exclusively date brown women
rude

My gee eff is white with blue eyes.

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Hints, I am not black or a boomer.

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>>17698921
You like to rip hektik skidz with the boys
>>17698948
You see driving as a chore and nothing else

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>>17698948
you're miserable with your current state of life. it's boring but you dont know how to fix it and probably never will
>>17698255
wears axe instead of showering like normal people
>>17698230
financially irresponsible but that's ok
>>17698178
furry
>>17699409
black boomer

to the left

>>17697949
> thinks traps aren't gay
That's the strangest thing to assume based on the picture of a car
How anon

Also wrong, traps are gay af

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Mine

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>>17697807
>>17697832
100kg is 2plaet. 4x20kg plates and a 20kg bar.
Which is reasonably achieved within a couple of months of lifting, assuming you're starting from scratch.

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Hue

>>17697972
>>the handling of a low slung sedan
>>with the visibility of a low-slung car
>>same storage of a crossover
>>doesn't look like shit

FTFY

>>17697130
Kek, this

>>17698255
You think the 80's is the best decade even though you never really lived in the 80's

>>17699643
you're jewish, and you're disappointed you aren't receiving any shekels
>>17699652
tries to street race, has neither the car or the skill, will probably end up painting car yellow

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Assume away

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>>17701040
Better angle

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02 Civic LX auto with 200k miles

>>17701627
You got the car for super cheap and are unwilling or unable to get a better one