ITT we post retarded car ads

>>17687564
my favorite is when its a car that was never offered with anything less than 6 or 8 cylinders, but apparently its a speciall version with 4

>>17687574

Ewwwww

>>17687577

Mine are when they say "Worked great when put into storage 5 years ago"

Or the ones where they don't bother to clean all the shit off the car when they take a picture of it.

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>>17687574
are you kidding me this is fucking amazing

Ecoboost swap

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>car listed as a manual
>interior picture shows its an automatic

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>>17687730
>car listed as automatic
>interior picture shows standard transmission

>>17687744
no one was talking to the trailer trash. Shoo.

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https://jackson.craigslist.org/cto/d/crown-vic/6237227261.html
I found the welfare-getter

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rip

>>17687759

What in the holy fucking hell???
That is some serious noggery!

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>>17687758
get mad stay mad

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>>17687780
lol the trailer trash is melting down again!

Maybe if you expended some of the energy you use having hourly meltdowns on /o/ you wouldn't be living in a mudhut on wheels lmao

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>>17687787
but i took the wheels off

checkmate athiests

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>>17687815
>got so shitter shattered he took the wheels off his trailer thinking it would make him any less trailer trash

lol imagine being this much of a loser

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>>17687832
i dunno m8 my lifes pretty comfy. i have plenty of free time to trigger you , jack off to anime and pretend to work on cars

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>>17687841
>i have all the time in the world to get triggered and have meltdowns on /o/ because im unemployed trailer trash

keep sperging

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>>17687849
>implying im unemployed


i get paid hourly, lots of my time is spent waiting for people and shitposting on 4chan

shits comfy m8

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>>17687849

YOU FUCKS RUINED MY THREAD! GET OUT!

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>>17687857
>he thinks collecting checks from the welfare office is a job

This keeps getting better. Keep sperging

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>>17687861

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>>17687869
goddamn man im sorry i fucked your mom and all but you dont have to be so savage because of it

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>>17687880
>melting down so hard he literally makes stuff up in a final attempt to damage control

lmao, keep sperging

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Didn't want to deal with CL, let wife post ad for an 80s F250 RWD. She posted it for some unknown reason as FWD.

I'm not sure who was dumber, her, or the bunch of people that called to confirm that the four wheel drive worked when the pictures clearly showed no drive axles/hubs up front.

>>17687574
That autistic cvpi guy would lose his mind over this

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>>17687897
>being this far in denial

The community here makes /k/ look like normal people, and I came here to get away from them.

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>minor mistakes
>retarded

how about some actual retarded car ads please a dodge ram never came with an i4 so its obviously a mistake i bet if you called the person in the ad first thing they'd say is sorry i messed up its a v8 i thought i selected it my mistake

>>17687869
Why the fuck do you hate this guy so much? lol

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>>17687911
>lies are true if I believe them

lmao this is why I live in a 2 story house and you live in a trailer

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>>17687935
two trailers stacked on top of eachother doesnt make it a 2 story house m8

I love to look for cars owned by blacks, for the sole purpose of wasting our time.
If it has been donked, I ask for a price if they could remove the nigger wheels.
If they know any white person who could do the transaction for them. I also ask a personality test, "oh I just think it helps to know the car if I understand the owner".
Love to see the spooks mad. Once a mother had her son playing in the yard, I asked if he could bring me a drink and a snack but to wear gloves, like a little monkey butler

https://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/d/pontiac-trans-am-1978/6241770048.html

The craigslist bot makes me laugh sometimes.

https://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/d/20o9-honda-accord-low-miles/6255959189.html

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>>17687945
You're the one in a trailer, not me, subhuman

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>>17687935
>>17687945
>>17687956

Holy shit can you guys FUCK OFF M8!!!

Tripcodes were a fucking mistake.

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>>17687564
>>17687577
>respond to the ad
>get to see the car in person
>yfw it has a 4 cylinder swapped in

>>17687574
I know this car. It used to be really nice, idk what happened. Was looking at the dude's image shack the other day, let me try to find it.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/ctd/d/2005-vw-golf-low-miles-free/6250132057.html
NEW car smell ;-)

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>>17687574
>>17688120
This is it with a Terminator bumper mocked up. Has a TR3650 and a 2.2l Kenne Belle

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>>17687574
>>17688155
Prior to the blower

>>17688155
i wish crown vics had more body kits

>>17688185
I wish they had more aftermarket and mod support in general. Anything crazy you wanna do to them requires a LOT of work. That Terminator bumper has only been done once by another dude and it was a monumental pain in the ass according to him. Marauder bumper conversions have also been done, and they're also a pain in the ass. Fuckin sucks.

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classic

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>>17688116

>yfw it's a V8 but half the cylinders are misfiring because it's a piece of fucking shit Chrysler engine

>>17688257
Lol that was my first thought as well

>>17688257
>It has cylinder deactivation bro, this car was way ahead of its time

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Saw this while looking at 'Burbans on CL

>>17688325
kek

>>17688199
>Marauder bumper conversions have also been done, and they're also a pain in the ass. Fuckin sucks.
Considering the Marauder bumper mounts straight onto the front of a Grand Marquis, isn't it just a matter of swapping the headlights, hood and front clip as past '03 the CV and GMQ use the sane fenders?

>>17687780

All of this cyberbullying could be avoided if you didn't insist on tripfagging.

>>17687774
:'(

>>17688325

>using a fuckin dart to cover your plate

wew we white trash now

>>17688199
>That Terminator bumper has only been done once by another dude

I know 3 people who have done it, one lived in the midwest, one lives on the east coast and one was a shop in florida. I know more are out there as well

Also that blower doesn't look like a 2.2 kenne bell, looks larger and for a lightning because of the no snout.

>>17687774

this is what happens when you don't pull out

>>17688325
well at least you know its a smokers car and dont have to waste any time with it

>>17688606
I've got a baby on the way, my wife is retarded if she thinks I'll give up my GT turbo

>>17688615

That's good, start the neglect early so they don't get greedy in their teens.

>>17688734
>keeping your nice stuff
>neglect
What species of jew are you?

>>17688734
Do you know how many 84 Mustang GT Turbos that were made?

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>>17688746

One is too many. As far as anyone with a brain is concerned, they stopped making the Mustang in 1971 and didn't start again until 2005.

>>17688755
You're a very special breed aren't you anon

>>17688755
>2005 pigfat cuckmobiles with shitty engines

>Not including glorious new-edges and terminators and machs

Fag.

>>17688755
>muh boomer styling

>>17688325
Should I even bother looking at ads with people using their finger to cover their license plate?

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>>17688496
>using dart

>>17688343
Not the case. The grilles on GMs/CVs are shaped slightly differently than on the Marauder, with the Marauder having a considerably smaller dip to accommodate for the grille, meaning a CV/GM grille will not work with a Marauder bumper as the grille is too big.
>>17688604
Oh well I just recall personally only seeing it done once. And it was a huge pain in the ass lol. As for the blower, I'm just going off what the dude says in his CVN sig.

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>>17687574
noctua?

>>17688985
kek

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>>17688755

>guaranteed replies

m-muh foxbody

>>17688880
Making friends with my bee bros was the best idea i've had.

>>17689718

jesus fucking christ

post the link to this dumbass

>>17687919
agreed

>>17689815
I think you're the dumbass here. The craigslist poster is clearly making fun of people doing the finger thing.

>>17688755
The Mustang II was the only true Mustang. Get triggered loser.

>>17687774
f

>>17689815
I don't have it. It was in a CL thread a while back and I just saved that image.