ITT

Ew, it's old

>>17686209
Manual? whats that?

I remember seeing one of those when i drove through the rougher parts of the bay. I can't imagine how people drive cars without AC, bluetooth, or gps

>>17686209
Where are the headlights

>>17686209

I have no fucking idea what you guys are doing, I grew up with normies and they all loved cars including the all ones with big fat exhaust pipes and stupid ricer shit.

ITT: nobody knows what a normie talks like

lol broh that car looks old, new cars run better, did you see the new mustang broh it looks sick it would smoke that POS. shit I stained my vineyard vines polo

Normies here don't drive, or don't talk about their car because it's a 3cyl N/A (((clean diesel))) shitbox with 46hp and 17 airbags.

>>17686209
Oh wow thats sooo cool, but I need something reliable

hahah it's only 350 a month for the next 8 years of my life bro, no big deal

at least i'll never have to worry about it breaking down

>>17686251
the only thing a normy would actually say lol.
>dude I want my first car to be a GTR or a corvette!

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>>17686290
kek

>>17686209
>two girls walk by and see you getting out and say
>"haha that's an ugly car my grandpa drives a Toyota kinda like yours but he's kinda weird he wears old green clothes and I think he collects weird Purple Heart pins uhhhh what a weirdo."
>"just buy a new BMW they're faster and look better unless you're poor haha"

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>>17686209
>see SVT Focus
Yo man, Those things came from the factory super charged. Your's ant no SVT

>>17686577
How to spot someone who has never interacted with a non-family female

>>17686246
This pretty much

I can't

talk

what

>>17686229
As far as bluetooth and gps go they make after market head units for this Non'kun

Nigga you gon let a nigger in your car? Hell naw bro idc if yall got cool. You wanna chill with them mayates go be with them, fuckin race traitor. Go have fun with them nigger lippin your weak ass blunts, hoe. Bitch ass nigga. We thru nigga. Get in yo altima and leave bro. On set, ill fuck yo ass up. Bitch ass nigger lover, ill smoke you too bro. I got vtec

I can't wait till all cars are self driving, driving sucks. Hopefully they ban those old farts with manually driven cars by theb, it'll make the roads much safer

>unironically being a leaf

>>17686228
Who's Manuel?

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>>17686577
who the fug talks like this

do people actually talk to you like this?

Oye mate, did you hear about the 13b mate? It's a great focken engine man, wicked.

>>17686209
Nice rims

Just got a lease on a new prius, these things save so much on gas, why would anyone drive anything else?

What about it makes it 'more fun to drive' than my car?

Manual? Yeah I have one in the glovebox.

Wow, that doesn't even have a backup camera? That's like, really dangerous. My car has like 7 cameras. I like, literally would die without them.

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>>17686209
Why the hell do you only like old cars anon?
What the hell is a lan-see-uh?

>>17687049
This is the most accurate thing I've ever read holy shit why can't people accept that it's just a shitbox

MY FAVOURITE CAR IS A CHROME WRAPPED NISSAN G TEE ARRR

*Dabs*

>>17686209
0-60 times matter.

dude, why are you driving such an old car? why don't you finance a new one like me?

>>17686577
Thanks doc.

>>17686240
I think OP meant to say "non-car normies"

ITT: no lifers and basement dwellers show their complete lack of social life by regurgitating memes as if the whole world was 4chan

Top tier cringe we have here

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>>17686209
>nice future car bro

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>Anon is that your Corvette

>>17686209
is that a Delorean? cool!

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>>17686209
Check out my brand new Audi guys, it's got 4wd!!!

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>>17688962
Yeah, why don't you get a nice porshaa like Tim

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>>17686209
>haha anon, wagons are bad get an SUV
>why do you need 6 cylinders anon?

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>"hey anon, just look at my lambo! It has no engine! I mean look, no engine on the front, but still i can drive this car. This is os advance, no engine but can move.'

>>17689596
This is what happens when nobody tells people they sound like fucking mongoloids and they are allowed to post on the internet thinking they are funny and smart

>>17686209
have you seen Initial D?

>fee-yacht

I love muscle cars!

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“Wow anon your call looks just like a tourist car!“
>Exact quote ex GF

I just bought a v4 car, my mechanic told me they are economical.

>>17689377
OP here, yes. Yes I did mean that

>>17689209
They do.

>>17686209
"Haha that's a cool car bro, how fast is it?"

ITT no one knows how normal people sound and ironically reveal their autism by proving their lack of human conversation experience.

>>17690877
t. normie

I want a tesla
my dream car is a ferrari
what do you mean what model, a ferrari?
my current car is a 2010 toyota corolla s

How is the gas milage?
How many miles does it have?
Did you look at leases?

Anything else is /o/ autism

>>17686209
"How many Vs is that? V5?"

What do you mean, "let the engine warm up"? My last car could go flat-out on the highway no problem!

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>Wow, what year is this car again?
>This is like scary fast
>I would have an anxiety attack if I tried to drive a manual
All the same wannabe hipster friend of mine

i took my car to my mechanic for an oil change and he replaced my headlight fluid for free, but said i needed a new turbo encabulator or my engine was going to blow up

what do

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>W-why would you ever want to drive an old car like that anon?
>These seats aren't even leather! Why would you want that!
>anon, what's that smaller slot near your... CD player I think its called...? It says cass...ette? Whats that?
>I thought honda and hun day were the same brand for the longest time! LOL!
>why is your car so loud anon? It sounds like something is wrong with it.
>woah anon you are doing an oil change?! That should be left to the pros! I just take my new BMW down to the jiffy lube if i need a change!
>a check engine light? My car is fucked!
>wow you can change a flat tire? You're so independent! I would be stranded hahaha
>I don't understand why cars are able to go over the speed limit! That's dangerous!
>heheh, keep driving your gas guzzling cars. I have a tesla. I got money from the government when I bought this car because im so green! It can beat a lot of cars in a drag race too! Im currently planning a road trip with my model x but I cant seem to find enough EV stations along the way to plug in for 6 hours and charge if I need to

>>17688229
Thanks man i paid 200 per tire

>>17690877
Some of these are actually spot on, you might have autism if you can't understand the notion of satire.

"Why's the seat on the right hand side? Is that legal to drive in the US?"

Yeah else I wouldn't be driving it right now you dummy

>>17691007
>Hey guys look at me! Does it look like I talk with people yet? I'm totally full of normie friends guys I swear!

>>17691113
Already been said all over this thread anon. Its not implied anywhere that we aren't all fat anime watching losers.
See:
>>17690877

>>17689682
>a tourist car
the fuck does that even mean?

Anyway I'm glad shes your EX gf now

>>17686228
Americans≠normies

Me: want to grab some lunch on saturday
>Normal: can't, I have a oil change appointment at the dealer
Me: I could show you how to change oil
>Normie: I don't want to damage anything
Me: It's out of warranty anyways, besides you'll save a ton of money
>Normie: it's not that much money, besides I dont want to get dirty
Me: How much money do you pay
>Normie: (sheepish) $85, b- but they check the fluids and tire pressure t -too.
Me: Tell you what, pay me $60 and I'll buy lunch after
>Normie: Gee thanks, b- but...
Me: Fine fuck off, waste your weekend
>Normie: y- you too.


Called my ex-military buddy, got lunch , fixed an outboard motor, went fishing and shot guns. Normie friend back at the dealer who managed to fuckup the oil filter, which is a remote mount topside thinggy, engine bay full of oil and smoke in 10.2 seconds

>>17689474
Normies pronouce Porsche right?

>>17691176
>>>17689474
>Normies pronouce Porsche right?

Only serendipitously. Most 'car guys' say it wrong and laugh if they hear "Por-sha". I think only real enthusiasts and sons of families of enthusiasts and Porsche employees say it correctly. At least that MY American experience.

t.son of a Porsche guy

>>17689470
That sounds more /o/ famalang

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>>17686209
>cars are the main cause of global warning! *eats cow meat* you should go electric and get a tesla, it's superior in every way! *ignores how batteries are produced*

i hate these people and i wish them all a terrible and gruesome death

Haha, a stolen Tesla is actually an Edison

>>17691236
Nope, /o/ would just call it """awd""" overpriced VAG piece of shit

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>>17691176
>Right
https://youtu.be/ZvVPpL0bwWI

>>17686209
Can I get that in blue with the "speed package"?

>>17691148
Then what's the goddamn point of larping some autistic fantasies about normie friends you don't have?

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>yo dude, nice MG
is what somebody told a buddy of mine when we were out for a ride in his TR6

I like mustangs

>>17691489
I like turtles

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>>17691521
I like trains

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>>17686209

>nice bronco bro

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>>17691309

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>Whats a "s twelve"? Lol it looks so old my v6 mustang could beat it off the line easy.
>Real cars have proper names not just numbers ew.
>What a granny car lol my boyfriend has a camaro its so much cooler
>why are you getting so mad that I crashed my car into yours, its so old its probably worth $50, im the one with the bmw
>why did you get a car that you have to work your arm just to go faster? real cars have it speed up automatically
>why would you spend so much on such an old car?

>>17691919
So sick of seeing that piece of shit car lately

>>17690877
its like i want to agree but i dont know what normal people sound like enough to know if youre right or not

This happened the other day

>talking to colleague about an SW20 I'm thinking of buying
>roastie appears
"Wow anon, that looks really bad. It looks too sharp and angular"
>"What, the engine's in the back? Wouldn't that be really loud?"

Bitch if an SW20 is too angular for you then everything is.
She then went on to talk about how her Camry looks way better.

>>17690950
miss my capri

>>17686209
Why do you want an old corolla?

>>17691931
kys

>>17691931
im so sick of seeing posters like you lately, go back to facebook you lambo loving cuck

dude i just bought a cold air intake for my dart yo shits gonna add 50hp at least girls will be dropping their panties for a ride in my fly dart son but to be sure they know its fast im gonna add some wat stickers on every window and embroidened text saying fly dart on the windshield shits mad tight dawg

>>17689458
>American normies not knowing the Snek
Bullshit, I call pure bullshit.

>>17692268
>Autism

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>Diesel prices went up again
FUCKING GOVERNMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17692322
dont be mad you got conned by your own stupidity

>>17686209
I got the corolla with the v4 engine. Its so much nicer than the civic I drove and the dealer had a great warranty. But it's a toyota so ill never have to take it there anyways lol

>>17687206
You should meet my X3-driving ex girlfriend.

>>17692347
>This salty you've been called out on your autism

>>17692444
>if i keep reposting it then itll become true
why arent you buying more ebay stickers for your dart?

>>17692455
Keep living your fantasy reality m8, I'm sure all your normie friends like to talk using 4chan memes

>>17692469
dont forget to oil your cold air intake

>why did you buy this old piece of shit
>you can afford a brand new M3 and you bought a mazda that's like 20 years old

>>17688974
Most people think it's a shitbox. Sad part is it still better than 25k shitboxes released today.

>>17692081
Ask her what the 0-60 for her car is

>>17692532
That's honestly a great question, not that a normie knows what a M3 is.

>>17691294
I'm doing the best I can to kill those bastard cows, I can only eat so much beef.

>>17686577

Grazzie Dotore!!

>>17692564
I hate new cars with a passion
I hate the exterior design, I hate the interior design, I hate touchscreen and shit like that

I love boxy cars, my first was a lada 2107, I love simple interiors, no LEDs

>>17692794
nigga are you from the future?

>>17692805
I am now but won't be last week

Ahh thats a pretty cool car. What year is it?
Oh cool, my friend also has a car from 94. I think its an accord, it also has that Vtech thing you mentioned.

>>17686209
Why did you paint over the headlights?

>why would you get a volvo? aren't they for old people?
>why would you get a station wagon? they're so lame, and you don't even have a family.

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>those new Honda civic look pretty nice
>im going to finance one for the next 6 years

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just bought a new civic, all it needs is a air filter and a fart can. Then I can start hunting evo's

>Is it fast?

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>I know it's slow but it's fast in the corners xDDD

>>17693484
that qualifies as car gore, how can someone besides a complete poser think that looks close to good?

>>17686209
How's the gas milage on that thing? Does it need lots of repairs? It's pretty ugly.

Why does Subaru have the Australian flag on the front if they're not Australian?

>>17690901
Im unironicly this
Tough tesla is very close to me
I also dd a Harley Davidson Breakout

>>17691007
I fucking hate Tesla owners like that.
>t. a Model S 60 owner

>>17693527
lol isn't that a girl's car?

r u gay? That's ok because it's the current year.

"What's a car?"
"My tamagochi takes me to where I need to go"

>>17693527
>>17693819
https://youtu.be/Z3MhS_TzPbA
How will /o/ ever recover?

yeah man i got a car finally, can't wait to go vroom vroom it's a 4-wheel, 1-engine beast with 3 doors and hubcaps, it even has a steering wheelerino

>>17689478
must be a Yuro/Aussie thing, i get constant shit from normies for driving a V6 Mustang instead of a V8.

>>17686290
this

>>17686229
>ac
yeah, need that shit
>Bluetooth or gps
pleb please.

>>17691172

nice

>>17693527
>>I know it's slow but it's fast in the corners

I mean it's a true statement, plus this thread is about normies not /o/tists so gtfo

>>17695372
some days I wish seth mcfarlane had died in 9/11.

>>17689454
Man this thing is so fucking ugly in person. For that money just get a merc

>>17691160
Yeah now i can bang her

>>17700767
>ITT: mostly nobody with social skills

Maybe it's just because I live in SD, but I literally never hear any of this shit. My jeep is a damn thot magnet though. Bitches just see "JEEP" in the grille and suddenly

>OMG anon you drive a jeep? I love jeeps!
>I wanna go muddin lol

Never mind the fact it's a mostly stock 98 2 door XJ.

>>17700847
2door XJs are nice though
2 door SUVs are nice in general

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why is it so hard and uncomfortable, whats that noice, why does it smell like gasoline in here?

>>17691007
The ignorance of normies is truly astounding at times

>>17701009
*noise

The ultimate autism identifier thread

>>17701009
old golfs are the #1 choice for the normie car fags around here

>>17701009
>Ronal aeros
my dick

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>>17701201
sure :^)

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>>17701202
some fucking gypsies stole them an left her on woodblocks while i was on vacation this spring

>>17686228
Most people drive manual transmissions.
Even my grandmother does :^)

>>17701226
not in burgerland i guess

>>17686290
Actually my trucks 300 per month for the next 4 years. I put 50 percent down. I coulda bought it outright but instead i put a lsx in my g body

>>17688319
kek

>>17686209
>this one has 30,000 miles, but it's only two years old. That's a lot of miles per year

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>>17701009
>Those wheels

>>17691484
Should have ran him over.

>>17691210
oooh, i will get in my porse ahh and drive to Parie and mehico, just like glourious nippon!
-tips trilby

>>17691210
>Por-sha
what the fuck

>>17701363
official Porsche YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im2eYuGdmfY

>>17688319
Normies don't even read the manual.

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>>17690901
They take great pride in saying the S.

>>17686209
Wait..what does inline mean?

>>17686209
>...oh. my. /god/. I can't believe i'm in one of /these/ cars. omg.

"One of "these" cars? what do you mean?"

>it's manual, there's crank windows, how old is this car?

"1990, it's not that old"

>haha oh my god this is pathetic


-when I drove a mutual friend home from our friend's house.

>>17702038
Manual windows still work when you drive the car into a lake, or when there's an electrical fire in the car electronics

>>17689613
LOL

>>17702119
Is this the kind of excuse you tell people when they ask you why you drive a 30 years old piece of shit?

>>17702119
that has been proven wrong multiple times you retard.

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>>17691172

>>17701363
>thinks pronouncing surnames wrong is the same thing as using an americanized pronunciation

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>Alabama
"Is thaht one uh theym high-breids?"

>>17702852
the thumbnail makes it look like a fedora next to one of those mexican rock bowl things that is used to make salsa.

>>17688962
>lan-see-uh
It's lun-cha m8

>>17703021
Why would you get that pussy fag car when you coulda got a truck

>>17686209
no dude, it isnt pronounced Porsh, its pronounced porsh-UH

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>driving on highway
>GTR with straight pipe flies past
>brother thinks it's like a fartcan exhaust
>"Those kids just love to make their cars loud, I bet I can beat them"
He drives pic related

>>17690911
>had literally never heard anywhere of letting the engine warm up before use before /o/

>>17703274
>mexican rock bowl things
y-you mean
a mortar and pestle?
are you okay anon? how do you not know what that is

>>17704292
Going full throttle for extended periods of time when the engine's not up to operating temperature yet is really bad for an engine.

But it has good gas mileage.

Picture any sedan and it's related.

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>what year is your car?
>A 2008? Wow thats way too old.
>why did you spend 12k on that old thing when you could have financed a new car?

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I'm glad petrol cars will be outlawed by 2040 nobody needs them anyway
>>17703021

>>17686304
weeb trash pls go

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>>17693527
That's bs, normies have no idea what a Miata is, last time I drove one some 16yo at the gas station asked me what kind of ferrari it was.

Pic related, that's the one.

>>17708334
Damn that's clean

>>17703448
They look at how its spelled and pronounce it that way.
Italian here btw. It's Lon-Cha

>>17689204
>>17686577

this killed my soul

>>17693574
20 years ago, it was teh shit. Now we have stance faggotry instead. It's like replacing cancer with AIDS.

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>drive more slowly anon!
>stop taking corners so quick
>be careful
And the worst of all
> haha no I haven't got my license I'm scared of driving

>>17686209
ITT: We figure out how to identify autists by the way they talk.

>>17709640
>wake me up.png

>>17686209
I sure hope my gear shaft doesn't seize because there's no hydraulic oil! Help me winch it up with the jack, so I can empty this black 710. It can't be good for the motor!

>>17709640
> haha no I haven't got my license I'm scared of driving

I like people like this. Less traffic for us to deal with.

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>haha anon is that your mums grocery car?
>why is it so loud?
>omg slow down you're going to kill us

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>>17692318
snek mentioned

>What would you need such a car for?

>>17692794
>>17692805
Well it's a safe bet to say that Lada will still build the same cars in 2107 like they did in the 70s.

>>17691433
Holy shit you're more autistic than any of these guys. They are bored, this is their shitty entertainment. Why the fuck do you care so much?

Because you're on the spectrum.

>>17711799
Seems like he touched some of your nerves tho

Got a great new 318d M Sport on 48 month finance from Dazza down at the Beemer garage lads. Only 400 a month and I'm making 1300 with my new JD Sport aisle manager job and the missus wants a Limited Edition Corsa so I'll have to get that as well, what am I like lol
At least Smithy wants to play FIFA later

>>17692532
Which Mazda? Or was that just an example?

>>17689613
When autists try to be normies

>>17708334
tell me what bumpers those are now

>>17711026
I love how this went from "lol slow mommycar" to "WHY IS THIS SO FAST"

non car normie-"hey and welcome back to GASKINGS"

>>17693527
>oh wow that looks really small, isnt that very unsafe?
>what it has 115 hp? what do you need that much for?
>Just get a diesel theyre way cheaper and last for longer.
>why are you shifting so late, your gonna break the engine!!!
Europe was a mistake.

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>>17711869
No idea, it was a friend's car, and he sold it last year.

Supposedly the whole body kit was installed shortly after the first registration, so we're probably looking at some very old stuff, not sure it's still available.

I love da fast in the furious supwa is da best car eva i am da bigist supwa fanboi in da hole planet!!!
Was that normie enough?

>>17714667
No.
>I really like that new Renault... What's the name?
>Oh yeah! The Capture.
>Looks really cool and you can even get it in two-tone plus it's a bit taller so it's really comfy and you can easily go over the sidewalk while parking.


>>17712278
>>Just get a diesel theyre way cheaper and last for longer.
What the fuck are you going on about? In what planet is a diesel cheaper than the equivalent petrol?
Do you mean cheaper to run?

>>17711869

looks like the wings west kit

>>17686209
Tesla is 4 generations AHEAD of the competition. THEY WILL CHANGE THE GAME FOREVER

>>17688962
Is this a Eurocar? I have legit never heard of this

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>>17714918
Lancia is an Italian car company under the Fiat umbrella. They're kind of entry level luxury. Lancia is famous for some of the most beautiful cars in existence, but they're also known for sheer insanity at times.
That car is the Lanciai Scorpion, which was a US Market version of the European market Lancia Montecarlo. They couldn't use the Montecarlo name stateside because of Chevrolet's copyright on the name, so the name was changed to Scorpion stateside as a nod to Fiat's tuning arm, Abarth.
The Scorpion had a number of differences from its European sister. The US car had larger, heavier bumpers to meet US crash test safety requirements. The EU model had fixed headlamps, while the US market car had exposed popups that raised maybe an inch or two in order to meet US headlamp height requirements (pic related). And while the EU car had a 120 HP 2.0L Fiat Twin cam, the US model had an emissions strangled 1.8L variant making 83 HP.
Oh, and the Scorpion costed $11k new in 1976... back when you could get a new Corvette for $7k.
Lancia left the US market in 1980, and the Scorpion only sold for 22 model years (1976 and 1977). Only 1,807 were built for the US market.

The car is most famous for being the car Herbie the love bug falls in love with in the Disney movie "Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo".
The Scorpion/Montecarlo was also the basis for the infamous Lancia 037 Group B rally car, the only RWD car to ever take down the might Audi Quattro

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>>17714961
>22 model years
*2

Anyways pic related. The movie car from Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo, The only survivor of 3 cars used for the movie. It sold a while back at Mecum auto suctions having been restored to how it looked in the movie.

>>17714961
>kind of entry level luxury
So it's like a Buick, except a Fiat instead of GM. Cool.

>>17714976
Lancia currently exists only in the Italian market.
Current models include the Ypsilon (based on the Fiat 500), the Delta (based on the Bravo), the Thema (a rebadged Chrysler 300), the Flavia (a rebadged Chrysler 200), and the Voyager (a rebadged Chrysler minivan)

>>17698091
Man up and roll the windows down.

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>>17714983
>the Delta (based on the Bravo)
I still hate what FIAT did to it
I miss the old one

>>17686209
I don't want to talk about cars.

Reminder that THIS ENTIRE BOARD talks like a bunch of normies about cars.

You guys honestly think you're experts or above normies....?

>>17717616
/sp/ and /o/ have to be the most normie boards on 4chan.

I remember I was browsing at my job (small retail outlet), and some autist saw the website through the window, asked me what /b/oard I was on, and when I told him /sp/ ('cause NFL season) he seemed really uninterested all of a sudden.

>>17716733
you know that's just a fiat ritmo right ?

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>>17717640
still way better than that pile of trash they're trying to sell now

>who cares how fast it went on some German road
>i would rather have a modern auto than a manual
>drifting is for stubborn morons who insist on doing everything the wrong way
TFW based normies

>>17688210
underrated

>>17693343
normies give me shit for my volvo station wagon all the time.
its the best car ive ever had

>>17706340
this

Whats the 3rd pedal for? Why not just get a kia on lease?

>>17691007
Do you even actually interact with other humans? No one talks like this.

>>17697236
It's because petrol is so expensive here. People simply can not comprehend spending 20% more on petrol per week than they do with their 4 cylinder buzzbox.

A lot of people don't seem to realise that the big boaty I6 isn't anywhere near as high strung and stressed.

>>17686209
is that the car from back to the future?

>>17708334
Do you live in Vancouver?

>>17722285
Nope.

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You know you have something hanging off your car

>>17695372
Eck miata sucks and not a real sports car kek

>exits out of cars and coffee
>proceeds to spin out in his v6 MUHRIKA Mustang and kill 10 bystanders

>>17722220
Kek

>Hey buddy your lights are on

>>17721385
If you truely knew normies you would know there are normies like this
Anons not completely joking

>>17686209
it's a piece of shit, not even going to bother changing the oil

>>17688158
who are you quoting

>>17686577
I have a new Camry and I get loads of attention in it. I also have my marathon sticker in the back..no hon...its not a radio station...im just the fucking man

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*taking pictures*
What car is this? It's so sporty and fast!

>>17686209
dope

>>17726968
Woah nice Porsche bro!!

>>17686209
What's her name?

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>vortec truck intake
>woah dude it's a supercharger!

>>17689454
>make a Ford Fiesta
>put "Future Doors™" on it
>$60k
How is musk a genius again?

>>17728781
what's so stupid in making a profit off dumb hipsters?

>>17689404
So share some normie shit since you're clearly swag daddy pussy killer

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haha dude check out that poorsh bro