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Escalade BTFO
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>>17686187

because Escalade is the niggermobile, so whites have been avoiding it like a plague.
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Why is the QX80 (or any american SUV as a matter of fact) higher than the Land Cruiser? It's a fucking 7-year old platform.

Is this site sponsored by (((them)))?
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>>17686200
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>>17686187
G550 4x4^2 is best SUV
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>>17686187
>samsung
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>>17686252
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>>17686271

>triggered macfag
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>>17686200

Another niggermobile created by a nigger for niggers.
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The expedition and Navigator are going to rip up GMs profits in two
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>>17686187
I think G-wagens look pretty cool, but they're ruined by all the tasteless douches and new money bimbos that drive them. Escalades are the same way, but don't even have the novelty of the G-wagen.
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>>17686187
who the hell buys either when you can get the superior range rover for not much more?
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>>17686216
The qx80/armada are maximum comfy my dude and the 5.6 is a beast
Underrated car in the states although we don't get the sick offroad options like in other countries.

If anything they're getting paid by ferd. Way too many ads from them lately
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>>17686361
The Sequoia is still a thing? Lol wow
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>>17686561
Yeah, I haven't seen a newer one in years. I honestly thought Toyota cancelled it.
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>>17686361
>4th Nissan Armada
I'd rather own a Tahoe or Yukon over that. I don't even know why Nissan continues to make it, it's complete garbage.
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>>17686187
It's a scam car anyway hyped by the Hollywood jews.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_badge-engineered_vehicles
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>>17686626

DELET DIS
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>>17686586
Why? That's a Patrol underneath.
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>>17686626
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOL WTF
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>>17686187
How does the escalade rank higher than a landcruiser?
is this a test of which is a better fake 4x4 so the scale is reversed?
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>>17686626
Wait if Chevrolet is responsible for the Holden cruze does that mean it is true that they got given the a9z torana for it?
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>>17686200
>whites have been avoiding it like a plague.

Definitely not true if you live in a rich oil city. They sell a lot here, Suburbans too. Most wealthy and upper class people lease them. The melanin and curry enriched people buy them cpo.
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>>17686743
honestly
the land cruiser in it's current state is outdated as fuck,11 years old with no real significant updates
it IS comfy
it IS a tank
ac is the best ac to be ever put into a car
but that's not enough,headunit is VERY bad,some materials are meh,too heavy for what it is,fuel economy is not the best,possibly the worst in its class(last two points might not really matter all that much,but still)
if you want a modern LC,get a used one from 08 till 2011,or wait till the all new model comes out
land cruisers are EVERYWHERE here,i know a bit about them
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>>17686292
That sir, looks like a gentlemen.
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>>17686801
Landcruiser is designed for places like the Australian outback though and they will easily do a million kilometers out there, the others are all just fake 4x4's that will be falling to pieces with rattles after 100,000km offroad.
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Why are mercedes such bad value for the money brehs?
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>>17686858
because mercedes think the badge alone is worth half the value of any car they sell.
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>>17686216
Chinks and gooks. They only buy Asian brands.
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>>17686858
It's a military truck with 22's
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>>17686858

G-class is not that cheap.

>handcraft
>MB badge
>superior offloading capabilities
>rich famous guys drive them


>next gen g-class will have a plug-in hybrid setup and electric gwagen.
>mfw
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>>17686854
i know
that's not the point
the average consumer won't care about how well it does off road
the only thing the current model has going for it is reliability and all the goodies you get if you're thinking about taking your 80k car off roading
i can't believe i'm saying this,but,a patrol is a much better option than a LC right now and this is coming from someone who hates nissan
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>>17686200
When I lived in Arizona I saw lots of rich white ladies driving Escalades.
Now I live in California and they all drive hybrids
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The new Navigator is an objectively beautiful vehicle, both inside and out.

At $101,000 fully loaded though, there's no way it'll cut into the Escalade/Yukon Denali market share.
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>>17686909

>Arizona I saw lots of rich white ladies driving Escalades.

Those trophy wives are cucking their husbands. :^)
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>>17686906
true i guess you wouldnt even buy a 200 series if you wanted to take your 80k car off road anyway.
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>>17686586
The 5.6l is a good engine it looks decent
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>>17686914
A fully loaded 6 figure navigator is full of high quality materials

Every surface is either stitched leather, wood or aluminum

Compare it to this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnwi14c4-dY

In the escalade everything is plastic and the ride quality is shit
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>>17686950
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>>17686950
Whew, I'm not one for american luxury, but the inside of that is gorgeous.
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>>17686906
>the average consumer won't care about how well it does off road
>the only thing the current model has going for it is reliability
Can confirm. Dad owns a 2016 LC and he literally bought it for "comfort", "reliabilty", "safety", "people move out of their lanes for me" and "it can do off-road whenever I make it do".
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>>17686957
>column shifter
>2017
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>>17686957
I saw a video where a guy pinpoints every costcutting(no it's not Doug Demuro) GM did on the Escalade and he even shows the imperfections on the wood panels where the edge of the woods are poorly sanded or edged. I can't find the video but I'll try to find and link it.
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>>17686801
It's a god damned land cruiser...
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>>17686985
yes......?
i don't get what you're trying to say
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>>17686801
If they're so amazing why don't they sell in North America? I see thousands of $100k suv's and maybe 1% of them are LC's. Even those ugly as fuck Lexus versions of it sell better. I don't blame people for not wanting to drop $90k on a Toyota. Reliability is irrelevant when most luxury suv's are leased.
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>>17686998
most people in the US would prefer a german luxo suv or a land rover product if they want to spend that kind of money
look at middle eastern and australian sales for the LC,they make up like 90% of all sales for both the LC and the patrol/armada
tl;dr badge whore-ery
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>>17686950
holy shit gm btfo
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>>17686998

It looks better than the Toyota. The lights look less retarded, and the grille is more in-your-face like all the assholes who buy $100k boats need to impress their neighbors.
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I'm surprised the GM is ranked so high
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>>17686950
Fucking ugly.
Literally only something you'd see an old person or a nigger driving.
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Objectively the best looking SUV on the market today
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>>17686875
How does the caddilac run?

I'm thinking about buying a cts/cts-v
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>>17688351
Sexy but does it run well offroad?
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>>17688351

It looks great, but its reliability.. ouch
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>>17687994
shut the fuck up 3k civic faggot.
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>>17688382
Harmonic balancer gotten warped somehow. That's the only issue I've had so far since January.
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>>17688430
Road with very little sand here and there you say? Yes.
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>>17686858
>He doesnt want a military truck with wood and leather for cruising down the battleground that is rodeo drive
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>>17688351
That is ugly senpai
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>>17686187
How tf is range rover #2? Dad's friend's Brand new Rang Rover is in the shop constantly

They're as reliable as 5 year old who promised to keep a secret
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>>17686200
Won't this fine gentleman damage his roof by standing there?
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>>17686361
They are Chevy and Cadillacs most profitable vehicles

The Escalades sales are going to be torn apart by the navigator

The Tahoe/suburban/yukons sales will fall but not as much as the escalade will
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>>17689841
>>17686844

>lincoln shilling for the niggermobile

see >>17686292

/o/ isn't a retirement home or ghetto, and no one wants these overpriced luxobarge shitboxes

if you want someone to buy one, go to Ghetto or the cafeteria in your nearest assisted living center or adult day care and give them your pitch, otherwise, fuck off.
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>>17689885
The niggermobile will outsell some of the top luxury SUVs
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>>17690437

Yeah, it is cheap and has no class.
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>>17686187
Or just wait for the new G-Class, then buy a current model G-Class once their values go down due to the new model.
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>>17690466
G wagon interior is shit and will always be sit
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>>17690468
>implying it's not a welcome upgrade from the shitpile interior in Jeeps as well as more reliable unless it's the ungodly V12
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>>17686187
>Land Rover
>2nd
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>>17690484
>Jeeps cost 5-10 times less
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>>17690524

That looks of shit
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>>17686200
Who would do that to a car? Do blacks have a sense of style?
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>>17686200
I wouldn't even say it's a niggermobile at this point it's more of a wiggermobile
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>>17686514
Armada got the off road goodies stripped for cost, and because americans never use them.
QX80 retained them.
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>>17686216
(((JEW CANOES)))
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>>17690524
And looks like it too
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>>17691149

because it is the "niggermobile"
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>>17689654
range rovers are absolute garbage, its why you dont see that many old ones still on the road
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>>17695880
This
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>>17696073
Agree, they can be a labour of love. I have seen some old well maintained ones and I am always "surprised" to see them running. They do look cool though.
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>>17686187
Escalades & Navigator are niggertier
Niggers are bad with money/poor
Hop on craigslist

I was not expecting to find these so cheap.

Can car (or would) car enthusiasts reclaim them? At the very least a late 90s Navigator seems like a cheap way to be able to do UberXL
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>>17686187
why americans are physically unable to create quality high end cars
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>>17686292
I know it is in a showroom which makes it look much more shiny than it is, but that looks really good
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>>17697065
But the interior is vastle superior to any German or British SUV
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>>17697094
can you remove that $30 android tablet?
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>>17697096

savage
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>>17697094
>that one anon who keeps posting lincoln interiors
its fucking shit
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>>17697110
Angry euro apologists
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>>17697119
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>>17697119

>triggered lincoln shill
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