Dear Cops

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Dear Cops 2017-08-08 06:36:24 Post No.
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Dear Cops Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:36:24 Post No. [Report]

I just got my first close to new car and I'm taking it out on a road trip to celebrate in the next couple weeks. I'm going to be cruising at a relatively high rate of speed on our great American highway system and I'm looking for any tips or tricks you guys can offer me. I like you guys and I appreciate the work you do, except when you kill my driving buzz.

Help a guy out, please?

Don't pretend y'all don't lurk here, either. I know a lot of you are car guys just as much as the rest of us.

Thank you in advance.

mightyBenz (ID: !glGDvWS83I) 2017-08-08 06:40:43 Post No.17685465
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>>17685437

Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:42:20 Post No.17685478
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>>17685437
Don't speed.
Gee that was easy.

Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:42:26 Post No.17685479
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:42:26 Post No.17685479 [Report]

>>17685437
Kys
>>>Reddit

Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:44:01 Post No.17685485
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:44:01 Post No.17685485 [Report]

cop here

I will hunt for you kid because I want to see your autism in person, gonna brighten my day kid

Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:55:10 Post No.17685536
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>>17685485
Fucking based

Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:57:33 Post No.17685546
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:57:33 Post No.17685546 [Report]

Leo here

I'll make sure and smash your taillight on the way up with my expandable baton before I charge you with rektless driving

Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:59:22 Post No.17685552
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:59:22 Post No.17685552 [Report]

Buy some night vision goggles and drive at night with your lights turned off

Anonymous 2017-08-08 07:01:44 Post No.17685563
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 07:01:44 Post No.17685563 [Report]

>>17685552
This would work better with an IR illuminator spotlight.

Anonymous 2017-08-08 07:18:16 Post No.17685652
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 07:18:16 Post No.17685652 [Report]

>>17685485
Doing god's work anon

Anonymous 2017-08-08 08:08:17 Post No.17685939
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 08:08:17 Post No.17685939 [Report]

>>17685437
Use a radar detector, just make sure it's not an illegal one because cops can detect those with a radar used to detect radar detectors.

Anonymous 2017-08-08 08:11:21 Post No.17685952
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 08:11:21 Post No.17685952 [Report]

>>17685437
Use Waze unless you live in the boonies where nobody has even heard of a smartphone yet.

I report pigs whenever I see them.

Anonymous 2017-08-08 08:18:05 Post No.17685996
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>>17685939
what would it take to build a radar detector detector detector that can't be detected by the radar detector detectors?

Anonymous 2017-08-08 08:19:49 Post No.17686010
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Anonymous 2017-08-08 08:19:49 Post No.17686010 [Report]

>>17685485
make sure you kick his ass

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