I'm at Audi. Wat do?

>>17684639

Ask them if it's a sales event or a force of nature

>>17684639

Are you a saleperson?

>>17684642
No. Getting my car serviced

Pick up your purse and go buy some shoes.

>>17684639
get some coffee and spill it on the inside of one of the floor models

>>17684644

Demand a test drive of R8

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>mfw at my Jaguar/Land Rover sales job right now
Audi invoices are 8k+ below MSRP fyi, come buy an F-Type from me

>>17684653

>buy pooinloo car

Thanks, but no thanks

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Something that won't get me kicked out, This is the only Audi dealer in 110 miles

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call them VWs to the salesmans face

>>17684667
this

>>17684658
>built and assembled in Castle Bromwich, England
they're actually more British now than they were under Ford, thank christ

"so is my overpriced seat/skoda ready yet?"

>>17684667
>"hey these kinda look like Passats, what's up with that?"

>>17684667
They actually have Jettas right next to the new a4s lol

>tfw their IP is banned for abuse

Like poetry

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>>17684667
don't make it obvious but keep doing it if he corrects you
>yeah i've been thinking about getting a VW for a while now
>yeah the nice thing about these VWs is the interior
>yeah i've heard all VWs have those, neat feature

>>17684685
>the audi shitposter was a salesman passing the time
top kek

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Got my shitbox back.

Hope the shitposting salesman sees this

>>17684713

Do you like your car?

>>17684713
Yup total shitbox get your shitty concert radio basic shitbox out of my face

>>17684713
>scoffing_british_officers.jpg

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>>17684719
Its ok

>>17684749

If it is ok, then why you buy it in the first place?

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>>17684759
It's just boring. Comfortable though

>>17684639
Leave

Turn 360 degrees and leave

>>17684765
looks like my interior, avantfag here.

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>>17684653
Hows the pay plan there?
>tfw no f-type monies

>>17684644
>Getting my car serviced
What are they doing and how much $$$?

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>>17686208
Brakes front and rear, oil change, cabin and intake filters.

I'm too lazy to do my own car repairs

>>17686273
$2,200-?

>>17684653

$20K F-Type?

cuz it is pooinloo car, but I will get it if it is really cheap.

>>17686299
2,070 and change..close!

>tfw 198 dollar oil changes every 10k

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>>17686314
>>tfw 198 dollar oil changes every 10k


retard for paying that much for an oil change

>>17686314
>$2,070
Did you get a free cup of coffee and a comfy chair?

>>17686366
I don't drink coffee, comfy chairs though.

I really like that stealership. Everyone is nice and professional

Suck some dick, you know, the usual

>>17686389
Yeah that's what salesmen do to win you over, they act friendly.

>>17684639
go to a better car dealership.

VAGs are garbage made by slavs or latin americans.

at least get a Lexus and have some self respect.

>>17684639
sharpie in pooper

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>tfw /o/ approves of Audi's

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>>17686501
>at least get a Lexus and have some self respect.

yeah sure.. nice Prius you have mate

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>>17686600

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>>17686273

Is the a4 the most boring looking "luxury" sedan on the market right now? I even like the looks of the manlet a3 sedan better

What's up, fags? Shitposting from BMW.

>>17686678

A4 is just a fancy Lexus ES/Toyota Camry XLE for DD. S4 and RS4 are the totally different beasts.

A3 is not bad, but RS3 is a stupid fast for its size. 0-60 time is 3.8 seconds, but remember it is just conservative. It can do 3.5.

>>17686678
Lexus is most boring followed by acura.

>>17686389
You seem like a cool man, wanna bang?

>>17686273
>>17686314
I absolutely refuse to believe that someone charges, and someone actually pays, $200 for an oil change.

>>17684765
if you dont mind losing your powertrain warranty, they become a bit less boring with not much work. got mine running mid 12s and its lost 0% of its daily-ability.

>>17687862
it included tire rotation

>>17687885
With what? pics?

>>17687931
I get serviced at the dealership.
Oil change, tire rotation, top off fluids, wash and vacuum my car: $60.

Maybe I'm lucky my dealership isn't run by crooks...

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>>17687931
k04/f23l turbo, tune, intercooler, hfc are the basics. more supporting mods will help though. could go all in for under ~$5k or so if you disregard brakes/suspension.

disregard the motor swap, early 09 2.0ts were junk so i swapped mine with a '13 after blowing it up. yours is a b8.5 so it'd be fine.

>>17687949
It's full synthetic, top off fluids, and tire rotation too.

At an Audi deal this isn't unheard of. I can pay 80 for a fully synthetic oil change but I prefer to go to Audi

>>17687958
Literally only something I would expect from a Mustang/Camaro/Challenger owner

>>17687958
Nice!

I might think about that, My powertrain is up in 15k or so.

>>17686600
lmao we do not approve of rebranded VW cuckboxes

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>>17686208

Oil change, $950.00+tip

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>>17686273
>>17686314

Holy fuck are you shitting.

You must be shitting me.

>$2,070 for a job that would cost you less than half if you did it yourself

How does Tyrone's dick taste? Better, or worse, after fucking your husband?

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>>17687969
ask me how i know you dont spend much time going to car shows or race tracks.

>>17687964
Did they give you a receipt with the break down?
I can't wrap my head around $2000 for routine maintenance.

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>>17687979

>b-but muh Quattro Passat!
>b-but muh $2,000.00 basic maintenance on a depreciating entry level sedan!

>>17687403
Said nobody ever. Lexus might not be pretty, but it sure as hell isnt boring

>>17687999
I wouldn't know.

Why would I do that myself? I make enough money to pay someone to do it for me while I sit in the A/C.

How does working blue collar cuck jobs for 15/hr feel?

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>>17688004

Gee Bill, TWO Camaros?

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>>17688024

I work in an office and have a university degree and a white collar job.

And I think you're a cucked bitch for paying someone $2K to do basic work on your entry-level wannabe shitbox.

Get fucked normie. Why are you on this board if you're a clueless bitch nigga?

>>17688032
lol I love how angry it makes you that I have free will and can spend money how I like and on what I like.

This will really upset you......I buy movies on xfinity instead of torrenting them.


Get a better job, If you think 2k is a lot you don't have a very good one lol

>>17684639

Go over to that convertible over there, stand inside of it and take big nasty shit on the nice leather interior.

Then proceed to jump out through the glass nearby and piss on ever single Audi you see on the lot.

>>17688044

It's funny because I get to peek inside normies lives all day long with my job. I run credit checks, CR checks, review your housing history, etc. and it's amazing how many are saddled with insane debt. Usually it's the ones who have C-class/328/A4s in the driveway.

Also don't confuse disdain with jealousy - no one here is jealous of your basic 4 door. There are people on here with 911s and Ferraris - that's something to yearn for.

I buy movies on BluRay/DVD so I have them forever, and I can watch them when the grid goes down and you're all outside getting stabbed by niggers for the peanuts under your A4's back seat.

>>17684713


>>17684713
Was this a dealership in Farmington hills michigan?

nothing gets my butthole wetter than seeing a couple of fuck boys brag about their income on a website populated by virgins who masturbate to cartoon girls.

>>17686501
Literally every major premium automaker has factories in Latin America. BMW and Mercedes are building the 3, X3, GLA, C-Class and GLC in Mexico starting next year. Infiniti starts production of small sedans and crossovers next year as well. Next gen small Acura sedan and crossover are going to be sourced from Mexico too. Lexus is going to build the next IS and a Toyota crossover at their new Mexican factory since the Corolla is moving to a US plant.

>>17688171
Yeah man I work there lmao. Who helped you? Was it marc or Jerome?

This is as good of a thread as any. I've been seriously considering a newer TT or TTs as a daily driver. My car was totaled in a hail storm. I don't see them mentioned too often here. What gives?

>>17687958
DAFUK MAN DOING AN ENGINE SWAP ON A LATE MODEL AUDI, MAYBE IF IT WAS AN 80S SPORT QUATTRO

JUST GO TO THE VW DEALERSHIP AND BUY ANOTHER ONE, SHITS DISPOSABLE

>>17688225
THATS BECAUSE TTS ARE FOR FUCCBOIS AND WOMEN

>>17686704
I believe the A 3, 4, and 5 have the same 2.0 Turbo. If you're going to do any of those just get a 2.5 Jetta. They look the same.

Or get a used S3. The 2015s should start rolling off lease soon.

>>17688249
when i blow this one up im going to toss in something fun. maybe a 20v i5. maybe a tt 4.2 v8. maybe fuck yourself.

>>17688069
wat the fuck are you talking about?

>>17688141
+1

>>17687979
Speak for yourself cuck. Audi has always been accepted /o/. Nigger.

>>17684640
pls do this with a straight face and post reaction

>>17688249
The only feedback I've seen on a TT in all of /o/. You're a waste of ones and zeros.

Shoe on head.

>>17684639
Go to the door and walk out.

>>17689839
tt. FUCCBOI

I KNOW 3 PEOPLE WITH TTS AND THEIR ALL GIRLS LMAO

GET AN R8

>>17688044
>If you think 2k is a lot

Sounds like a debt-cuck mentality. guise, it's only (lol) 2grand. Hey kid, rich people dont get rich by letting people defraud them of their money. You could always just go to the ghetto and throw your wallet in the street, because

>(lol) only 2grand, don't be such a wagecuck.

>>17688271
>getting an Audi off-lease

>>17686501
Engineering is still done in Germany tho

In a way so that Pablo can't fuck up anything unless he's willing to put himself in the assembly line to be torn apart by robots

>>17691101
Always. Let some other schmuck pay for the deprecation.

>>17686273
>too lazy to do easy shit
>buying a shitty a3 or a4
kys.

>>17684639
Shit in the driver's seat.

>>17684639
Leave

>>17688069
I appreciate this post

sip lean crash the audi

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>>17684765
Very boring, yes, yet less comfortable than a golf gtd with cloth seats

>get s-line A4 avant as company car
>hyped at first because upgrade
>after hype wore off I notice more and more flaws
>steering is electric and numb, wouldn't notice hitting a curb through it
>2.0tdi+cvt but still manages to consume 10.5l /100km
>245/R18 wheels are LOUD as fuck at certain speeds, using noise canceling earbuds to cover it up on long trips

I really like the sunroof tho but that's a feature every car can get. Kinda happy to see it going at the end of this year.

>>17684639
Sharpie in exhaust pipe.

>>17688069
It was fun watching you argue with that anon but now you're just sperging like a retard

>>17684681
>more British than ever
>more electronic than ever
Jesus take the wheel

>>17684639
test drive an rs4 or something

>>17684681
Under Ford they were reliable and used good Denso electronics.

I'll take that over british anything.

>>17694837
>2.0tdi+cvt
well you fucked up kid

Why do people even like Audi? Honest question here, if I had to pick a luxury german car I'd probably go with BMW or even the higher end VW models.
Why are Audi drivers so ANGERY all the time? Is it cause they bought a more expensive VW?

>>17695960
>implying I'd get an auto
I didn't get to choose what to get, I switched departments for a new project and they added it to my "work equipment". I don't pay for it so I don't really care.

I think if OP has been stuck in an Audi dealership for 2 days now, someone should send some help.

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>>17695984

>Why do people even like Audi?

Audi is a very good carmaker with 100+ years of motorsport heritage. Audi was one of the silver arrows. They competed against MB.

Some of their cars are hit and miss, but most of them are good.

>Honest question here, if I had to pick a luxury german car I'd probably go with BMW or even the higher end VW models.

It would be like "if I had to pick a luxury Japanese car I'd probably go with even the higher end Toyota models." Who cares.

>Why are Audi drivers so ANGERY all the time?

They are the douchebags. They came from BMW.

>Is it cause they bought a more expensive VW?

I highly doubt it. If it happens, why they buy Audi in the first place... If they know it, they probably don't give a crap cuz they like it. anyway.

>>17696031

look at >>17684713

>>17684645
underrated

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>>17695984
>Why do people even like Audi?
because of their rs cars and the quattro s1

>8 yr old me thought audis were cars for the Olympics.

>>17696124
So 99% of their stock is shit basically, even the RS cars are boring

>>17696124
I happen to love the Lancia Integrale but that doesn't mean I'll buy anything from Lancia

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>>17696177
>rs cars
>boring
opinion discarded

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>>17696188

Dis