Why are Americans so fucking good at naming their vehicles?
>Pontiac Fire-Bird
>Mustang Cobra
>Mustang MACH 1
>Dodge Viper
>Dodge Hellcat
>Dodge Challenger
>Ram Runner
>Ford Raptor
>C-O-R-V-E-T-T-E
Holy shit
Because American companies were always very good at marketing. Also, aggressive cars tend to have aggressive names that sound cool
>>17681062
chevy LUV
>>17681087
I agree, this American passion for aggressive designs and cool names is something I truly appreciate about the country.
>>17681093
What makes you say that?
>>17681110
What's something better?
>>17681093
>ram
>mustang
>corvette
>aggressive
>>17681193
Fucking love these names. Thanks for contributing.
>>17681178
Could you share some examples?
>>17681168
Better? Well I love how nationalistic and unapologetic about loving their military they are. Where I am from, people see their own military as parasites and psychopathic killers and I find that really sad.
I hope America never changes and their spirit never dies.
Lincoln "Zephyr" sounded good for it's time.
>>17681178
>>17681208
Only American car with a girlish name I know is this big fuck that's almost never used as a working utility vehicle.
It's called a "Sierra".
>>17681062
Because it makes their cars not look so old.
>this is a car from 1993
>>17681241
Sierra means ''Saw'' in Spanish, that's pretty rad, imo.
>>17681216
I meant some better names from Euro/Japanese cars. But I totally agree with you on that, thanks for boosting my patriotism.
>>17681193
>maverick
>ram
>dart
>aggressive
>>17681269
European names are pretty autistic except for Italians, desu..
>BMW M3?
>Mercedes SL500?
>Audi A8?
>Peugeot 206?
>Opel Corsa?
>Citroen Picasso?
I cannot really think of any cool European car names right now, desu. Only Italians seem to make thinks that sound kinda cool.
>Ferrari Testarossa
>Lamborghini Diablo
>Lamboghini Murcielago (Murcielago means Bat, as in the mammal)
>Lambo Veneno (Venom)
>Lancia Stratos
...?
Twingo is objectively the best car name
T W I N G O
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>>17681331
Just realized I meant to reply to Stalin/o/ the first time.
>>17681464
I don't know, every time I hear that name, the picture of skinnyfat homosexual French man with acne and yellow teeth, who farts and burps while trying to act classy and prude comes to mind.
>>17681475
Looks like he got tired of not getting the triggered replies he was after, lol.
>>17681510
Hey, what about the girl car names? I am interested in that still
>>17681520
I am sorry you feel that way
>>17681536
Never realized some of those were girl names
>>17681548
I disagree, but I respect your opinion
>>17681551
HAHA
>>17681555
Do you think he was maybe being ironic by saying that?
>>17681250
>4 eye
>1993
not sure if retard or bad b8
>>17681536
caprice isn't even a car
>>17681623
That car is as ugly as the name, no wonder no on knows about it.
>>17681579
The car has been in production since 1979. The only thing that makes the 93s any different is that they gave them those shitty looking, cheap fucking headlights that probably came off some shitbox. American cars look so fucking old by comparison.
>>17681241
Of generous motors fullsize offering of the last 5 years or so I think the sierra has a much more aesthetic front end than a silverado. if i was offered a chevy from that/this generation and the gmc at the same price, i'd buy the gmc.
>>17681062
Subtlety is not America's most preeminent skill.
fun fact:
"miata" was an american-conceived name for the car. allegedly it's old high german for "reward" (probably bullshit).
It's known as the more blunt and masculine "roadster" in Japan. Go figure.
>>17681638
Sounds like you don't like fun bucko.
>>17681702
Thundercougarfalconbird*
>>17681686
eunos roadster
>>17681662
Your point was that they were better, not that they existed. >>17681178
I guess all that mindless multi-thread bait reply fishing leaves you a bit stunted.
>>17681208
corolla
>>17681702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83SQ9Runp2Y
>>17681638
Hot opinions there tex, here's mine; if you don't like fox bodies, you're a faggot.
Yes, it had a long production. No, it is not the only car to have had such a run. No, it was not the same car every year. Also, the headlights 87 and up weren't used on another vehicle as far as I know.
>>17681093
>3rd world jealousy & bitterness: the post
Please sperg more
>>17681516
Alfa Romeo Giulia
>Mustang Cobra
What did America mean by this?
>>17681062
Don't forget
>Dodge Charger
>Dodge Dart Demon
>Plymouth Cuda
>AMC Javelin
>Dodge Ramcharger
>>17681918
lmao. Drive your Jag-you-ah off a bridge.
>>17681931
But I'm not British or Indian. How are those >50y/o bridges holding up?
>>17681948
So you're either African, or you live in a cramped euro city with a moped.
Because we fuckin' kick ass buddy
Man, I want to be American too. I am tired of being a Cuckropean
>>17683989
At this point, you better be a Canadian. America has no future now.
>>17684060
How's Cucknada better than Europe?
>>17681241
Sierra sounds dope desu
come think of it. It's true with Cars, but american Warships (and even military equipment in some cases) have really boring names, where bongs tended to have cool names...
>>17684081
It's basically the US but you won't get shot, won't have to deal with gorillion dollar medical bills, and won't have everyone being as aggressive and rude (unless you're in Toronto).
>>17681918
Mustang was named after a fighter plane, not a horse, and cobra because cobras are badass