> On my weekly 30mile trip
> 2 lane road that is about to merge into 1
> Shitbox corolla in other lane, I'm slightly ahead
> we get to merging arrows (I'm in front) and I see the corolla FLY past me doing like 30 over the limit, eats the white lines trying to pass me because lane was already almost completely merged
> Wtf?
> Decide to keep a safe distance up until we reach the interstate entrances
> Pull up next to Corolla to see who passed me
> Woman with a Monsterâ„¢ Energy Drink in her left hand, and her phone on her right hand
> She's steering with her wrists
> MFW I glance into her backseat and there is a baby in a car seat
If you weren't such a scrub and paid attention to the road, you would've been able to see her coming in your mirror, and then cut her off, making her slam on the brakes, creating maximum lulz
>>17671178
If you had a dashcam that was repositionable, you could have recorded her doing that and then posted the video at the driver rating site:
http://rate-driver.com/wi/501wvv
>>17671530
>mfw some stacy spills monster all over tyrone's baby
>>17671530
Yeah, you should have attempted to cause an accident and kill a mother and young child.