>be me
>going down the highway
>suddenly see a dickhead in a PT Cruiser
>He's in two lanes at once
>Try and see who's in the car
>Turns out he's getting a bj as he's driving
>mfw a PT cruiser can get more girls than me
>be me
>drive car
the end
>>17667563
>be me
>drive 1978 Toyota Celica with a few simple mods
>give zero (0) fucks about harlots
>love life