ITT : Absolute Madman Cars

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>>17667542

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>be '80s Renault
>want in on that sweet early Group B action
>take regular R5, rip out rear seats
>put transmission where rear seats used to be
>put in 1.4l inline 4 pushrod engine
>boost the everloving fuck out of it
>make road version for homologation purposes

>>17667542
nice viper

>>17667592
It's like the Viper's madder, more deranged cousin.

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>>17667542
>>17667549
>>17667578
is this a thread about red cars that look like a bunch of poorly fitting spare parts stuck together?

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>>17668349
is yellow also ok?

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>>17667542

Fuck these are some ultra-badass cars I've never even heard of. I guess this is my new fetish.

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>>17668363

Bitch please, Group 5 had some insane cars.

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>>17668363
>those wheels
Fuck me, those are sexy

The wide body on this McLaren really gets me going

>>17668363
>Tomy
d'aww

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>>17667578
Basically anything from Group B was for madmen

The only panties being dropped are the ones sad neckbeards from /o/ are wearing that they bought used from Japan.

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This might look tacky but it packs some serious performance.

2015 S-Class Brabus Rocket 900
>6.3 V12 Biturbo
>peak power output of 662 kW / 900 hp (887 bhp)
>peak torque of 1,500 Nm (1,106 lb-ft).
>0-60mph in 3.7 seconds.
>22 inch optional wheels

Cars are for fucking faggots and baby boomers.

>>17668547
Go and subscribe to a gay porn website.

>>17668547
What did he mean by this?

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>be lancia
thats it really

>>17668579

Filth, complete and utter filth.....shouldnt be allowed on a sfw board.

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>>17667542
step aside normies

>>17668587
Hehehe

>>17668587
Maddest car ITT.

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I've fapped to this car

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750hp and 750kg's, 80's technology, Yeah.

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>>17670171
This, good taste anon

>>17668363
where can i get wheels like that?

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>>17667601
It's not that intense, I don't know what all the hype is about. A Cobra replica with a modern engine has the same power to weight ratio. A Cobra is like a go kart compared to a speed 12.

>>17670208
but that bastard v12 makes the cobra v8 look like a play toy

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>>17668911
how in the hell would this pass any kind of inspection or test in California?

>>17670405
Does the 25 year rule apply in cali?

>>17670414
That's the import law you're thinking of, no? I thought it was '72 and older for smog. But I don't know what Cali's laws are, actually.

>>17670460
Well that is an old beetle, it might be old enough to not have to abide by smog regulations.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZ5J3GLSYI&t=

>>17670405
It's fucking California.

>>17670507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0oANzTJcE

>rollin hydrocarbons

anything with a Toyota 503e

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>>17667542

>>17670405
>go to inspection centre
>tell them it's a green energy wind turbine
>drive away with no test, a pass and applause
>immediately go kill children/elderly

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>>17671113
I think we're getting a little off track

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>>17671245

>>17668363
R30 and R31 are best skyline

>>17668724
Is that a birdcage?

>>17671235
Meanwhile is spitting smelly black fumes all over the inspection staff. Nice free text though made me Kek

>>17670371
If you want to compare the rarest of the cobras to the TVR then you'd be wrong.

The Cobra Super Snake, of which only two ever existed and only one still exists today, was an 800 horsepower beast, that could go 0-60 in 3.2 seconds, which is faster than the TVR's 3.5s

The cobra also has a top speed of 190mph, you might think this pales in comparison to the TVR's 240mph, but really its a limitation of gears rather than power.

Both cars also weigh within 50lbs of eachother.
You wouldn't want to fuck with either car.

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>>17671290
That's a Ferrari 330 P3/4.
This is a Maserati birdcage.

>>17670018
T H I C C

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>>17671255
>>17671245

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>>17668542
Would this be the car Benzman would drive if he had to tear up the toe-gay?

>>17671365
Bill Cosby almost killed himself in one... I guess that would have been a better legacy, poor guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd4kszgcK9E

The other being CSX 3303 built for Bill Cosby. CSX 3303 was a 1967 427 street car retained by Shelby American as a PR car and then made into a Super Snake for Bill Cosby. Cosby's record album titled "200 MPH" attests to the fact of why he only drove it once before returning it to Shelby American. Shelby American sold it to S and C Motors in San Francisco, who then sold it to their customer, Tony Maxey. Maxey destroyed himself and CSX 3303 by driving off of a cliff and into the Pacific Ocean.

>>17671532
>rapes fuckton of people
>"poor guy"
Rapist sympathizers must be destroyed.

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>>17667578

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>>17668363

>>17671879
Why was this car made to look like a normie E-Class?

>>17671999
i was wondering the same thing.
somehow makes it more badass

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>>17667542
Pic related. It was built for LM with sole purpose of setting the top speed record on Mulsanne. They just didn't give a shit

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>>17672054

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>>17672068

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Do you want fries with that ?

>>17668562
dat supercharger sound

>>17672032
Race on sunday, sell on monday.
GT1 cars also needed a few street legal homologation models, it's simpler to use existing parts that are already approved for street usage.

>>17672046

>that twingo face

fucking renault lol

>>17667542
Looks like an emo viper

>>17670460
it's 75 and older, friendo.

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1000hp V10+manual transmission
Can be had without the tacky bodykit

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>>17667542

>>17672171
Engines in both ends ?

>>17671430
Actually he would drive an 86 trueno sprinter and own a tofu shop

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>>17672171

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>>17670018
935 tho

>>17672185
Just a V8 in the middle.

>>17672316

Why

>>17672430
same reason as the double engined a class

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>>17667542
tvr wins

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These count right?

>>17667549

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culmination of the muscle car era, 500hp 500lb ft of torque, hydraulic lifters, 6500 rpm redline which is crazy for a pushrod 7.4 liter v8, all that in a massive 4000 lb coupe with leaf springs and bad handling

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>>17672046
Completely forgot about the Espace. Truly a madman. You also made me think about the Alfa 164 procar so... pic related

>>17672650
holy fuck

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Is there anything not mad with having two engines?

>>17668866
Uhhh.. where's the steering wheel? That looks like a coffin on wheels with Pepto bismal sprayed all over it

>>17671999
Because that was a road-going version of the CLK-GTR, how old are you?

>>17672316
>this triggers the /o/

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>>17670171
>>17670178
I'm glad this one was posted.

This is the Toyota MR2 22D, the AWD MR2 that never got to race.

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>>17672837
The interior is seriously serious as fuck.

>>17672837
Widebody styling/kits just looked better on angular 80s design. Today's WB cars are completely hit or miss

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>>17667542
I don't know if this saw the daylight but it was still a huge thing for the Peugeot back then in 2005.

Peugeot 908 V12 HDi DPFS
>5.5L V12
>700hp and 1200 Nm of torque

>>17672071
>tfw no Mercury marine engine to throw into something fucking retarded
I just wanna be a madman

>>17672061
I've read about this, Z3 with v12. 70/30 weight distribution, must have been menace to drive

>>17672316
Yeah we all watch your vids, Doug.

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The Japanese use Twingos to attract qt gfs

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>>17672702
>where's the steering wheel?
at the front

>>17673062
Reminds me of the limo from Cannonball Run II

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>>17673017
Also semi related... a z4 with an 8.3 viper engine. This must be utterly ridiculous to drive. While searching for this I also came across a z3 with the e60 m5's V10

>>17673622
Any V10 swap does strange things to my dick.

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>>17670371
>Not putting a 13 Liter engine in your Cobra

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>>17667542

>>17671879

Didn't the street homologation version of these things have loads of transmission issues, or am I thinking of something else?

>>17673622
sounds like total madness to drive, probably would need a huge wing and an awd system to actually go into corners

>>17672837
Toyota actually had plans for an AWD midengined car for under 100k. I read an article on it where the head of Toyota America admits that

>>17671311
>parade of progress
>a literal cuckmobile

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>474kw rwd saloon car
Shame they cost around 150k dollarydoos and are already sold out.

>>17675108
That was old news. If she had planned one, it was a lie, you to have attention to their company.

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>>17673667
The best part is them still keeping the 427 badge, despite having SEVEN EIGHTY emblazoned on the scoop.

>>17671948
>tells niggers to quit idolizing thugs
>50 women suddenly raped by him

Kill yourself dumbass faggot

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imsa>group b

>>17668881
ugh anon your car is so big and loud, can't we just take my civic

>>17671245
getting rear ended is not gonna go well

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164 procar

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>>17677806

>>17668918
wew lad I was going to post that one
did the guy make the twin jet Vespa for his wife in the end?

>>17677809
>13.500 rpm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoQjy81qb2c

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>>17677815
had me at the Giulia grille in the beginning
Giulia is love, Giulia is life

>>17677819
Giorgio platform a best
how can VAGcucks even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8plO4AeKNU

>>17672845
>ATM in car
wew lads

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>>17667542

>>17667542
fuck this thing makes me angry

>1997, Blackpool, England
>TVRs greatest madmen put the finishing touches on their magnum opus
>a road going GT1 race car, a 1,100kg with a 7.7 litre engine in the front
>put this literal creation of satan on the dyno
>dyno breaks
>measure each bank seperately and add the two together
>nearly a thousand horsepower
>uwotm8
>power-to-weight ratio of a superbike, 0-60 in 2.9 seconds, 240mph flat out, faster than mclarens effort and this was alll before 9/11 and the millenium bug was still in the news
>literally nothing can compete with this monster
>Peter Wheeler, northern monkey who owned the company takes the prototype home for the day
>gets a scardy boo boo and runs to his mummy because it's "too scary" and immedietly cans the project

fun fact, the racing version was slower than the road going prototype.

>>17678124
>Wheeler, no newcomer to high performance cars and an experienced racer in the TVR Tuscan Challenge, drove one of the finished prototypes home and concluded that the car was unusable on the road, in his opinion simply too powerful.
The guy was a fucking madman himself, though.
The Speed 12 was too much for a complete madman, let that sink in for a bit.

>>17678124
>Blackpool
Wait, they were made by the ocean? Did TVRs ever have an issue with rust?

>>17678182
They're mostly made of fibreglass.

>>17678191
How about the electronics?

>>17678195
Not the most reliable thing in the world, especially early examples of any given model.

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>>17668351
Why go yellow when you can go BRG?

>>17672845
>Cigarette lighter
Nice touch.

>>17678347
Under some serious pressure driving that thing, my as well let them smoke

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> 28L I-4 making 300hp at 2800rpm
>in 1911
>set the land speed record at 130mph because fuck Mercedes
>Russian buys one and does supposedly 150mph
>chain drive, no real brakes, dat suspension and tires
>finally one gets restored, but no one has the balls to drive it at 60mph much less 130mph because men are all low T faggots now.

>>17678360
>28L I4
Damn, what was the bore x stroke like 1.5ft x 2ft?

>>17678373
>>17678360
300hp at 1900rpm, not 2800, my bad
Bore was 7 1/2″ and stroke of 9 27/32"
Torque was rated at 2000lb/ft

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How bout dis?

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>>17678393
>2000 lb/ft of torque

>>17678393
>2000lb/ft
>through those tiny-ass 1911 tires
How did it not shred both rears the second it tried to take off?

>>17678423
The diff was made of diamonds

>>17678423
>>17678428
Forgot vid link last post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlPbhGeMu4U

>>17672650
>>17677806
>>17677809
>>17677815

Where is the fuel tank?

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>>17677700
lol

>>17678135
typical racing driver arrogance. "wow if i slam my foot to the floor it tries to kill me, lucky i am the supreme gentlesir racing driver and far evolved beyond these mere mortals".

the rest of his oversteer happy fleet was apparently fine to sell to everyone. He could have done what Ferrari did with the FXX and have a tuition package in the price. Also it was £190,000 (in 1997) for fucks sake, its not like Wayne and Barry from solihul are going to put their giro together and buy one is it? Tragic missed opportunity to completly destroy the viper etc and put us on top.

>>17678445
>guy in the blue considers walking past the """""exhaust""""" and decides to go the other way instead

fucking kek

>>17678446
I'm only speculating, but if it's built like an F1 car, they would have to put it as close to the center of gravity as possible, AKA between the driver and the engine.
So I would assume it's right on the left side of the driver.

>>17678562
>cars

>>17678515
That's my point, he approved all the other completely mental TVRs but the Speed 12 was too much, even for him.

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>captcha: road flooring

>>17678360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TV2l6TOuGA

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>>17671245
>>17671255
>>17671942
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>>17672071
>>17672171
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>>17672457
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>>17672933
>>17673622
>>17675672
>>17677809
>>17668911
>>17668918
>>17670018
s-stop

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>>17678806
More lewd, you say?

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>>17678812

>>17678812
>>17678821
pretty ugly tbqh
post Gulf instead

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>>17678812
>>17678821
t-too lewd

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>>17678840
Better?

>>17678859
>Fix
>Ot
>Rgain
>Dony

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>>17678874
I don't think the 935 ever ran in Gulf livery. Have a Martini instead.

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>>17678878
I wasn't talking about the 935 though

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>>17678888
t-thats t-too lewd senpai

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>>17678562
>>17678632

A true madman doesnt care about trivial details like the number of wheels.

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>>17678996
There are madmen so mad they are kill

>>17668363
Those wheels give me a fuzzy feeling down there.

>>17678888
God damn it I liked these pants, now i'm gonna be late for work

>>17678290
I see jag or bentley in BRG
I jizz

>>17678360
>>17678393
I only found a datasheet of the rival Blitzen-Benz whose engine had a compression rate of 1:5.6 so I think the Fiat was similar or slightly higher. I wonder how the engine would handle with a compression ratio similar to modern cars, thinking of 1:10.5 or higher.

also
>3 spark plugs per cylinder
>fuel pump was hand-driven by the driver
>ignition advance was directly set by the driver
i love this

>>17679254
>fuel pump hand driven by the driver
Please tell me that was only upon start up

>>17667578
>pushrod
>a good thing

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>>17668562
>>17672077
dat 5-speed auto

>>17679340
Because fucking madmen.

>>17672608
RIP blue turbo twin.

https://youtu.be/cUnWnx_rdps

>It had two engines. 2400 hp in total, with 6724 ft-lb of torque

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So I saw this a week or so ago in WI of all places

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>>17679610

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>>17679586
>6724 ft-lb of torque

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>>17679586
>>It had two engines. 2400 hp in total, with 6724 ft-lb of torque

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>>17672876
>I don't know if this saw the daylight
It raced for 4 years and won le mans

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>>17678888
>lewd

>>17678888
will those tires fit on my honda?

>>17680965
probably, just use some straps or rope to tie them on the roof and trunk.

>>17679033
Is that the Killdozer from Colorado?

Great story. Sad ending.

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>>17678888
>one of these is going up for auction with estimates between 13 and 16 million dollars
Any takers?
On the topic of madman cars, the street legal 917 on the right is also for sale right now.

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>>17667542
I figure this V12 quad turbo GT86 should probably be mentioned

"Waaaahhhhh we had to use a flat 4 because the engine bay is too small for anything else waaaaaahhhhhh" -Toyota engineers

>>17681038
I thought that was Subaru's excuse

>>17681059
Either or, still BS. There have been so many swaps done on these. 2jz, rb26, ferrari v8, LSx obviously... I'm shocked they haven't come out with a better version. That piss poor "STi" version they came out with isn't good enough

>>17668866
>picking up date
>get her at door
>she's obviously unsettled by the appearance, but gives it a chance because it shows you're unique
>open door
>get on hands and knees
>crawl in, turn around and motion for her to do the same
>embarrassed, she obliges
>she gets in and finds that there's no seats, since the floor is so high
>not enough space to sit upright
>both hunched over
>she asks where we're going do dinner
>"oh, it doesn't go anywhere. There's no steering wheel"

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>>17681203
...and then we get to the interior

>>17681096
Agreed, it's pathetic that Subaru cucked this car just to protect the STi WRX

>>17681163
Kek

Pretty much all of Can-Am was Wacky Races.

>>17679213
Merlin engined extra big Bentley, made recently.
Jizz indeed.

>>17668871
an extended wheelbase bentley or RR with a good 4x4 setup would own

>>17671942
every pagani i've ever seen looks like a steampunk grandpa's asshole

fuck those cars

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>>17679586
>>17679893
>>17679918
>one of DAF's two competing trucks went into a 100-mph somersault during the 7th stage of the 1988 Paris-Dakar Rally. The subsequent crash killed co-driver Kees Van Loevezijn
rip

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>355hp
>manual

>>17668542
>900
>barely faster than the new mustang
LMAO

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Hill climb cars has some of the craziest aero.

>>17682307
#no grip
this is always a Mercedes problem
.esp when McClaren or AMG get involved

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>>17682336

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>>17682347

anyone have any pics of that quad turbo s15 or whatever that japanese guy is building?

>>17682391
https://youtu.be/xyrxR0Is1TU
this fucker, right?

>>17672924
I wanna shove one into a Pantera.

>>17682408
that's the one. I wonder what its specs are.

>>17682307
Full spec luxury sedan weighing 4 million tones vs plastic garbage quality interior coupe with no extra features

>>17679308
I fucked up a bit, the co-driver had to do this. But apparently he was busy the whole time.

>The Blitzen is a two-seater because you need a mechanic to pump fuel by hand
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/classiccars/9966673/Driving-a-Blitzen-Benz.html

>>17680039
Woah m9 thanks. Peugeout isn't that popular like the others, maybe that's why I didn't hear it racing.

>>17682347
>>17682354
Why do they have aeros like that unlike normal racecars?

>>17679586
>6724 ft-lb of torque
Does this truck rotate the earth?

>>17681244
interior looks like one of those bowling computers from the 80s that you use to log your score, wtf

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Step aside

>>17681477
>turbo exit is literally the exhaust
How fucking loud must that thing have been

>>17682298
kek, where can I cop those tires?

>>17685291
Because they're allowed to, unlike normal racecars.

>>17682347
Is the SX4 Pikes Peak twin engine like the Escudo?

>>17679586

Why does so many drown these clips in music? The original engine sound, commentary etc would have been so much better, if anyone wants a music video they can just mute the shit and play whatever tune they like.

>>17668866
>>17672608
>>17672837
trash

>>17679586
Did the guy at 4:09 make it?

>>17686190
Probably because most of it is shot from helicopter and you wouldn't hear the vehicles anyway. Most of the commentary is also in Dutch
It just sounds like a loud truck.
https://youtu.be/o_BhX4kDsFI

>>17686262
Maybe, depends if he was in a chair or not.

>Co-driver Kees van Loevezijn, standing in the right side of the cabin was thrown out of the truck and was killed upon impact

Or

>Actually the whole seat containing Cees van Loevezijn was ripped out and thrown from the cab

>>17686448
Jesus, what caused the accident?

>>17686463
Hitting a sand dune at 180kmh, it started somersaulting.

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>1.6l
>ONE POINT 6 LITER
>v6
>limited to 15,000 rpm
>Renault
>900HP

Eat that you lousy, worthless, inefficient 8.8l squeezing out a pathetic 300hp murican """""""""muscle""""""""" engines.

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>>17686504
Childhood favourite

>2.5l
>v6
>981HP

>>17686448

Honestly so much nicer to hear.

>>17686515
>2.5l
>v6
That had two of them, no?

>>17686571
Yes, both twin turbo

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>>17685026
>It arrived in the world at almost exactly the same time as the Ford Model T, a car that might just reach 40mph
>Then I am told the car retains land speed record gearing and, as a result, once moving, won't do less than 40mph
>I ignore the throttle, which is the right call because in the time taken to lift the clutch the Blitzen has accelerated from 0-40mph, apparently by leaving out all the speeds in between

Sounds to me like this was built as a German practical joke and accidentally went on to beat land speed records

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>>17685294
It's not that much for 2 engines. These are pushing around 5k ft-lbs.

>>17686504
If it's so efficient why can't it run the 1/4 in under 4 seconds?

>>17686504
If it's so efficient why can't it run the 1/4 in under 4 seconds? If you can't do at least 1500hp/l you should just give up.

>>17678515
>actually know a Barry from Solihull
>he always wanted a TVR

>>17685291
less air at higher elevation = more aero needed to maintain downforce

>>17672316

Oh no

>>17673031

>>Doug
I hope your not a diag tech in atlanta

>>17685640
escudo was single engine, cultus was twin engine

>>17682192
Took long enough to get posted. That video still gets my dick hard

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>>17686504
>high-end engine to end all high end engines that can be made with space age materials due to no cost concerns that literally has to live in a climate controlled room when not in use since tolerances are so tight and can be made with extremely little concern for fuel economy, emissions, or longevity has a very high specific output compaired to production car engine designed to run on pump gas for hundreds of thousands of miles
Whoah......americans btfo.....

>>17686789
>total curb weight: 1450kg
>engine weight: 400kg

Hans, listen up. What iv wee put 21.5 liter engine in small chassis? Also put transmission in with first gear having a ratio of 1:0.25.
Karl-Heinz, you genius!
>promoted

They pretty much did back then what some guys in a german museum did for shits and giggles with an old aircraft engine.
https://sinsheim.technik-museum.de/en/brutus

>>17686504
Hit me up as soon as we can buy a car like that for $50k

>>17678515
>hurr guy who is literally paid to drive fast because he's that good is scared of it, must just be arrogance

>>17686571
>>17686515
V6tt in the front, V6tt in the back, fear for your life coupled with an unmatched adrenaline rush inbetween.

>>17686651
All hail the car with 47liters displacement and wooden rims.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgN1387v4sA

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>Do a bunch of coke in '81
>Think about ground effects
>Figure out away to get more grip than anybody else
>Build a Group C car with the engine sitting next to the driver and the fuel tank behind both

>>17689300
nah escudo was to.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_Vitara#Motorsports

>>17672876
>pulls up to girl's driveway
>loses front half of the car

>>17682347
forza 4 <3

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>>17668866
It looks like a riced out rocket 69

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>>17677700
THICC

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>>17692998
How the fuck do you wash that thing without destroying it?

>>17693935
One window, One door, Maximum wedge.

>>17691825
my bad bro

>>17668562
> land vehicle
> gills

>>17671311
>B...but it'll turn like shit sir-
>DUALLYS ALL ROUND

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>>17668866
Nice digits